So I'm home.

Dad ended up renting a Dodge Charger. The ultimate in penismobiles. I felt so.... insecure driving it.

So I get home. I see the stinkies.

Stinkzilla has gotten HUGE. Stinkerella... likes to sit on top of the garage. Guess she can get those birds now. o.O

Stupid cats run from me when I try to pet them. :/

Coby watched Stay Alive, I'm beginning to think it was made back in 2001 or something, and just released now, because of the tower burning in the end... and all of the other old stuff.

Prissy McPrincessRoomie put my towel in the refrigerator.

I may not ever be in the room to use the damn towel, but I'm going to be black, and use a word I never use. She's just gotten to be triflin'. (No g, else it wouldn't be black. ) :p

Dave downloaded Frets on Fire, the PC gimping of Guitar Hero. We were up until some ungodly hour having a Fret-off. I won. I got him to burn me the install/song so I wouldn't have to waste my life downloading it on dialup. Now he has to beat 81,247 points and 5 stars on Bang Bang, Mystery man on easy. Can he do it? Stay tuned. :p

I'm sure he can, he's awesome like that. Mr. I'm-going-to-build-my-own-FoF-guitar.

I was pondering the game earlier, and thought: They've got drums, feet stamping, clapping, maracas, and a guitar. Why not a keytar? Or an accordion?

I left my chicken in Dave's fridge. :/

Mum got new teeth... they're creepy. I think it's because I've known her forever without teeth... oh well.

Being at school spoils me, I come home and want things I get at Kroger, figuring "oh, Ukrop's should have them." I go to Ukrop's. No dice. Wally's. No dice. Food Lion. Nuh uh.

What do I have to do? Drive a good 20 or so minutes to get to the nearest Kroger. :/ They're supposed to be opening one nearer... but they haven't yet. Grr.

Note: I fixed the 2nd link in the previous entry. Without that link, the entry was pretty pointless.

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My mum sent me This. It is ridiculously creeeeeepy!.

Oh poor Jamey Singleton. First he gets busted for hard drugs, now he gets fired for this.

Way to be nekkid.

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So.

I think I mentioned a long time ago, my calculator started to hate life. It tried to execute an illegal instruction, or something.

I had a test today, and was highly paranoid about said illegal instruction.

I turn on my calculator... it stalls... tells me it's installing software, and then keels over.

I turn it back on, it freaks out.

IT DOESN'T TURN ON!!!!!! TEST IN 8 MINUTES!!!!! :/

I take Taylor's batteries, try them, it turns on, conks out, hates life.

Then it turns on, and says that the batteries are low... o.O They're not my batteries...

So I run to the student store not too far away, and buy 4 AAA batteries. FOR 6.25!!!!

What the hell? That's ridiculous.

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I'm finally listening to all of my phone messages...

All 20 of them.

1. Dad. Calling to talk, he doesn't call enough.

2. Coby. High pitched voice. o.O Quite long. Ranting about black people. 50 cents getting shot 9 times. With a bb gun.

3. Dad. Haha, this one reminds me of the creepy old dude from Family guy. "Gimme a call"

4. Dani. Calling to say hi.

5. Mom. Call her at Wedgewood.

6. Coby. Sweet transvestite. LOUD. My eardrum itches, and I just heard "Lupin the III". He wants to hire a baby to go on Maury to have a paternity test.

7. Coby. What the *beep*? Maury dresses up like Flava Flav.

Changing ears. It's hard to hold the phone on my ear.

8. Dad. He thinks I don't like him. :/ That's not true, but he could be better.

9. Dad. He sounds down. :/

10. Dad. Making fun of my "leave a message" thing.

Halfway! I should answer my phone more often.

11. Coby. I should change my message, he says. I need to call home, parents keep worrying him and he's tired of it. I am the weakest link, goodbye! Oooh, I get to borrow Megaman ZX and FF4 in exchange for Super Princess Peach and Sonic Rush. Press 1 for agree, 2 for disagree.

12. Dani, calling to say hi.

13. Dani, calling to see about dinner.

14. Dani. ??? Didn't understand that one, it was oddly chopped up.

15. Dani. Wanting to see if I was up to anything that evening.

16. Mom. I need to call home. Now. She left the number to home. Guess I might have forgotten it.

17. Debi! She's coming! So is Dani! They're going to invade Dave's, but go by 7-11 first.

18. Coby. Sounding black. Gotta call home about going home.

19. Dani. Wanting to see if I were up to anything. Going to bed eaaaarrrrlllly...

20. Dad. Gotta tell him when I have to be picked up next year.

Overall, this call took 10.58 minutes.

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Dave once told me that hunger was the best seasoning.

I had to reply with "no, the knowledge of the food being free is the best seasoning"

These free sweet potatoes are quite tasty.

I remember Erin gave me some socks that said "be wary of free food" or something like that.

They were covered in donuts and cookies and other "free food" that people give you that makes you fat. :/

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I saw a big SUV today.

It had a "Wildlife Conservationist" License Plate.

I find this odd.

So I'm doing a bit of cleaning.

I went to take things I hadn't eaten out of the fridge, they've gotten moldy, and worst of all, explodey. :/

Thankfully the exploding one wasn't moldy.

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