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Yay fiber!
Friday. 8.4.06 1:03 pm
It's a TMI, but I'm happy.

In the past 24 hours...

I've gone...

Three (3) times...

Now to keep taking the fiber.

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Sigh.
Thursday. 8.3.06 1:03 pm
Maybe I'll give up with all of this... "I'm going to be thin!" bullshit.

I'm getting tired of it.

It doesn't help that my hair weighed less than I thought it did. :/

Oh well.

Nothing to kill myself over.

Unlike other things....

*grumble*

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Counting the days
Thursday. 8.3.06 12:31 pm
Until I can get out of this fuckhole.

I'm tired of the bitching and the whining.

My dad comes in and starts yelling about the cats, because we were sleeping.

He's not fucking helpless, he can feed the cats if need be.

but no, they're not hit.

WELL I SURE AS HELL DIDN'T ASK FOR FIVE FUCKING MORE CATS!
I DIDNT EVEN ASK FOR THE FIRST ONE, BUT HER HIGHNESS SAID NO WE NEED A CAT.

God fucking damnit.

You know, because the first cat wasn't even mine in the first place, because I "didn't take care of it".

Well.

If I could take a fucking cat with me, and keep it in the dorm without breaking any rules... you know...

I didn't ask for the fucking cat anyway.

I'm going to find something to do with the stinkies.

Take them out to aunties and ditch them in the woods, maybe.

Or something. I don't know.

So what's going to happen when I'm at school and coby's at my moms?

Is he going to let them starve?

I wouldnt be surprised, he's a fucking asshole like that.

Then my mom's all "dont take that tone with your dad"

I don't give a fuck, and idiot's an idiot and they all deserve the same treatment.

Sheesh. I'm not going to be out of this damn place soon enough.

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living up to its name.
Monday. 7.31.06 8:21 pm
Some days

I just want to fall over.

Dead.

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Late Night Amazon-ing! (Condom Megastore)
Sunday. 7.30.06 11:57 pm
So I began to peruse Amazon.

I was looking for a DVD to see if it had come out yet.

Of course not. Sept and Oct, they come out.

But then I found.... This.
It doesn't even need quarters!
Think of all the cheap, raunchy, motel sex you can have! In your own room!

I wonder if they still sell the super cheap vibrators....

I can't find them.

But I did find...

Seventy-two Condoms.
That's a lot of sex. Well, maybe not. 6 times a month and they'll be gone in a year. Once every 5.1 days.

But it gets better!
I then found
One Hunnert Condoms
Holy shit.
Now that is a lot of sex. I mean... 100? that's once every 3.65 days, including periods!
o.O

Now here's what floored me. Maybe I'll buy a box if I ever attempt to break whatever the most sex in 24 hours record is. Though if I remember correctly, FIVE HUNDRED FUCKING CONDOMS!!!! wouldn't be enough.

I mean, this is having sex every day! Every 18 hours! (Every .73 days)
Nothing wrong with that at all, but that boggles me. Greatly.

AND THEN THE REVIEW!!!

"Do they have bigger size,..and more per box, June 22, 2006
Reviewer: V. nguyen "Winnieboy" (winnietown USA) - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)
This 500 condom only last me 1 Month, do they see box of 1000 or 2000?

Thanks"

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU USE 500 CONDOMS IN A MONTH?!
That's 16.67 times a day!!!
Once every 86.4 minutes!

1000? 2000?

I mean... maybe when I was little, I wouldn't have minded such an occupation.
Now that I'm older and wiser (and more out of shape) that's ridiculous!
So much fucking!

But fuck for an hour, nap for 20 minutes, piss the other 6.4???

Ok, it seems the record is 300.

Still.

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Snakes on a What?
Sunday. 7.30.06 6:43 pm
Look over to the left, and vote!

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