As a chronically "fat" person, the snake oil marketers with their weight loss telly ads make me curious.

But Slim Coffee???

I like coffee and all, but sheesh.

Here's a supercheap shiny

Hrm. Soft Serve Ice Cream.

I wanted to get one of these for Dave/c00kie , but for 30 dollars, I expect more. So I got him something else.

I've always wanted to learn how to belly dance. I'm sure I'm not coordinated enough, though.

Climatique! Will help me reach my peak. Or so says the spam I got in high school.

This looks... fun...

For when I'm feeling more domestic than making sandwiches...

I remember the "your child can star in their own movie!" from when I was young. Many years later, we pondered making your own porn in a similar manner.

GO BACK TO THE 80s!

I'm going to cut you... with Millard Fillmore!!!

I'm an awful person... if they're going to make a commemorative 9-bar-bar coin, maybe they should make matching planes.

I could wear my heart on my neck.

But you HAVE to choose me! I can sing! I bought your tape!

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So. I went to Kroger, because Dave and I decided that we wanted sandwiches.

I don't normally like sandwiches, but the Idea of a sandwich had me giddy with antici...pation.

I bought a bag of kettle corn for three dollars.

It tastes SO fresh, like I just got it from the fair.

T.T

I think I need one of razzly 's drawings of happy tears...

It's just that good.

It's such a big bag! I remember the year I went to the state fair, and the last day I bought perhaps 3 large bags of it, because it was cheap. It was sooooo tasty.

I made Dave a sammich, because he was in a hurry to go when we got back.

I hope it's good, I don't want a black eye. *giggle*

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I was supposed to be getting my brother Custom Robo Arena for Xmas...

It doesn't come out until March.

I know what I'm getting him for his birthday...

WHOA!!! Gamecube! 14 dollars!

I won't waste my violin money on it, though
21.50 for a Wii About 50 after shipping.

That's tempting. My brother would LOVE me.

I was perusing teh intarwebs, and found a delightfully cute MMORPG called MapleStory

It's MSIE only. GRR.

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So. I'm curious as to what the cheapest thing on ebay is, including shipping.

I'm finding some interesting things...

Beanie babies... Almost 300

A defibrillator

Here's a winner for the "avid redneck collector": Ugly kitschy cheap looking napkin rings

Oooh, 20" rims... perfect for when I'm on Maury and need a reason as to why I couldn't father a child...

Oooh, pretty. A 50" Hitachi big screen telly. Needs a tune-up.

An ebook? On how to be a power-seller? One cent??? I smell ripoff. It's got free shipping... so maybe not too much of a ripoff.

Tires to go with the aforementioned rims. Now I really can't father a child.

A shiny laptop.

WWF!!!
I remember my brother got the ring for Xmas one year... It was fun.

This pink shirt has a popped collar. o.O

Why do I suspect "cheap anime" implies burnt DVD? I wonder if it's the same people from 7-11.

Wow. A honda civic. ONE CENT!!!

SHAQ FU!!!

Now why would I pay someone
for a payday loan?

Nothing else good in the one cent items. Now for the expensive items:

Most of them seem to be cars... that's not fun.

Here's some land in Florida.

Diamonds! They're a girl's best friend. *nod* Shiny.

Someone's selling their collection of used scratch-off lottery tickets. o.O

Ever want to be a shady apartment/laundromat super? Now you can.

Tired of playing with the crappy non-metal Tonka trucks? Buy a big one!

She's selling her ass to pay for a neck surgery. Poor dear.

A trailer????

WoW.
No, seriously, a Lv. 60 epic mage.

Girls, if anyone calls you a frigid bitch when you're on this... Run 'em over.

Great for the guy who can't get a date... or just wants to reenact scenes from "Oh Mikey"

Ok, post's over.

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So. We're watching a movie called "How to make a monster" on the sci-fi channel.

It's terribly... cliche nerd-horror movie, there's an uppity negro, a dog the bounty hunter wannabe, and... the plaid button up shirt khaki pants to the armpits geek.

We were watching it, and I realized...

The black guy reminds me of one of my old/future teachers...

Oh Thweatt.... >.<

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