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Late Night Amazon-ing! (Condom Megastore)
Sunday. 7.30.06 11:57 pm
So I began to peruse Amazon.

I was looking for a DVD to see if it had come out yet.

Of course not. Sept and Oct, they come out.

But then I found.... This.
It doesn't even need quarters!
Think of all the cheap, raunchy, motel sex you can have! In your own room!

I wonder if they still sell the super cheap vibrators....

I can't find them.

But I did find...

Seventy-two Condoms.
That's a lot of sex. Well, maybe not. 6 times a month and they'll be gone in a year. Once every 5.1 days.

But it gets better!
I then found
One Hunnert Condoms
Holy shit.
Now that is a lot of sex. I mean... 100? that's once every 3.65 days, including periods!
o.O

Now here's what floored me. Maybe I'll buy a box if I ever attempt to break whatever the most sex in 24 hours record is. Though if I remember correctly, FIVE HUNDRED FUCKING CONDOMS!!!! wouldn't be enough.

I mean, this is having sex every day! Every 18 hours! (Every .73 days)
Nothing wrong with that at all, but that boggles me. Greatly.

AND THEN THE REVIEW!!!

"Do they have bigger size,..and more per box, June 22, 2006
Reviewer: V. nguyen "Winnieboy" (winnietown USA) - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)
This 500 condom only last me 1 Month, do they see box of 1000 or 2000?

Thanks"

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU USE 500 CONDOMS IN A MONTH?!
That's 16.67 times a day!!!
Once every 86.4 minutes!

1000? 2000?

I mean... maybe when I was little, I wouldn't have minded such an occupation.
Now that I'm older and wiser (and more out of shape) that's ridiculous!
So much fucking!

But fuck for an hour, nap for 20 minutes, piss the other 6.4???

Ok, it seems the record is 300.

Still.
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