So Darkness/Humphrey Maximillian had mini-minitrumps.

My aunt sent me pictures.


Apparently the cut-off cat is Donald Trump. The black one is Darkness/HMax. The blob of orange an black are the m^2-trumps.



Here are the m^2-trumps, all in a little ball of cuteness! Oh I would drive home and take at least one if I could keep kittehs.

I still have not posted about Robot Galaxy...

Also, I won salad dressing!

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Ok. I've had this crazy song stuck in my head.

Not just any song.

The Winnie the Pooh molestation song from when I was in elementary school. They showed it to us at least once a year.

Lo and behold, just for you(!) I have managed to find:

*drumroll*

The Winnie the Pooh molestation song!

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So Dave and I are in NJ for my Robot Galaxy party tomorrow.

On the way up, we stopped in PA for gas. I decided to go play the lottery and buy a scratchy ticket. There was a pac-man ticket, but for two dollars I would have had to break a twenty, and I didn't want to do that. Hopefully I can get one on the way back.

I go to buy this Powerball ticket, and I realize two things. The first, it doesn't seem like any adjacent states on the east cost have the same multi-state lotto. The second, I don't know what they call their computer-chosen choice of numbers. Easy pick? Auto pick? Quick pick? Machine pick? Comp-draw? Kwyjibo? I don't know!

So here I am in this gas station, and I end up asking the attendant for a "random draw of whatever the multi-state lottery happens to be". Which ends me up with a Powerball ticket.

Then we get to NJ, and continuing to follow my mom's logic/corollary to "gamble out of state/away from home because no one from home ever wins the lottery" (she is certain there is some sort of keep the winnings out of the ghetto conspiracy), stop by the local grocery on the way back from breakfast so that I may gamble.

I buy a scratch ticket, and I win nothing. Pooh. I go to buy a Mega Millions (because it is the state after PA, so they do MM, haha), but I realise, what is it that I want? Computer? Easy? Quick? I don't know!

It seems if I ask for "just one" of "whatever the multi-state major lottery happens to be", then I will automatically get one set of randomly selected numbers. Perhaps this is my best method of obtaining a lottery ticket.

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Firstly.

Yesterday Dave, his family and I went to get manicures. I have a delightful pink/purple/fuchsia color, with some iridescent purple/blue. I also got my eyebrows waxed. I'd still like to get them threaded.

Then we went to Goodwill. There I found ... the doll... that I have been searching for since high school. I have the other four, because I had the barbies, and so I needed the dolls.

What doll was this? The Lance Bass N*sync marionette. The big one. $2.50. The whole set for under $15.

None of my friends believe that I collect the N*Sync dolls, but it's only because I have the barbies, which I have because I thought they were quite ridiculous.

Now on to Fat Donut Bitch.

My parents decide to get lost on the way to Dave's to park for graduation. I make it to graduation, late, obviously, and Fat donut bitch decides to point out the obvious. "You're really late". No shit i'm really late. Shit happens, go back to your donut since you are obviously too high and mighty to help me get to where I need to be. So I tell her in that 'what the fuck are you thinking to so obviously state the obvious' sort of way, "yeah. i know." and walk away from her. Stupid woman.

So I'm sitting in my seat, we eventually get to go up to the stage.

Guy infront, Hanson. Me, Har-yeah. Han OBVIOUSLY comes before Har, and I am OBVIOUSLY the only "jessica"/girl, so OBVIOUSLY I must go after guy who has the last name of "hanson". Nope, we need to switch places.

So we get to the stage. Bevlee calls "hanson" while I am standing there. So she shoots a dirty look at me, like it's my fault her cronies don't know their heads from their asses. I'm graduating, I'm pretty sure I know my alphabet left right up down and kitty corner.

Then my parents leave without telling me they are leaving, and I spend an hour and a half looking for them before I give up. GRR. Oh well, mom had to work. *shrug*.

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Firstly, my ball of hair/shiny tinsel that I found is gone. I don't know if something took it or someone removed it. Hopefully a bird found the red-shiny shiny and awesome enough take it and use it to get some bird-lovin'.

I have one final left that I need to study for, fields.

I should email the teacher and ask him if I can bring ear plugs, because that guy was in my final today, and AGAIN *eh*
*eh*

*eh*

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*eh*

I seriously wonder if/what is wrong with this guy.

So apparently I haven't posted about this guy. I thought I had, sorry.

Anyway, there is this guy that is in two of my classes. The first quiz of the semester I hear a weak half-cough. Not a throat clearing, not a wheezing, just a weak "cough". *eh*. *eh* *eh* *eh* some silence for maybe 30 seconds, then *eh* *eh* *eh* no more than 1 second apart, most of the time.

The next quiz: *eh* *eh* *eh*

Difficult midterm: *eh* *eh* *eh

Yet another quiz: *eh* *eh* *eh

Another testy midterm: *eh* *eh* *eh*

Yet one more quiz: *eh* *eh* *eh*

Today's final: *eh* *eh* *eh*

Tomorrow final: *eh* *eh* *eh*

and it's not like I can sit on the other side of the room from him, the rooms are SO not conducive to sitting away from noisy people. I would think that by the time one gets to taking a senior level class, they'd be aware of what they did during tests. Then again, I can't say that, I know some damn oblivious people. Either way, this *eh* *eh* *eh* goes on for the whole damn exam. Never during lecture.

Doesn't happen during class, just during quiz/tests.

I think tomorrow I am going to take some earplugs and ask if I can use them. This guy and his *eh* is so obnoxious and distracting.

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Time for free birthday foods! Yeah!

So far I have a free burger from red robin, a free ice cream at coldstone, a BOGO ryan's meal... I think I was supposed to get some other stuff.

Oh well. It might show up, it might not.

I need to bake a batch of cupcakes, I don't know what kind I am going to make. Maybe spice with white icing, or little carrot cupcakes. That would be nifty. They'll have to be delightfully... cute. Halloween cupcakes, yes!

I've decided that since my hair sheds so damn much and I can't grow it to donate or anything like that, I'm going to start putting the shedding outside for birds. I think it's a good type of hair for birds to use. We'll see if they take the ball that I left outside of the window.

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