I'm going to compete in the region meet in a few minutes. It's not that I qualified, but I'm saying that I'm going. I'm pumped. And I have a slight stomach ache, but I can handle that.

More info afterwards.

OK. I updated. Up one :)

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This is similar to what I did at Clemson. The only differences are that I was on a high dive, and I was doing a front flip with a...half gainer? I ended up oriented just like him, so I guess so.

Good way to get girls' attention, though. Hahahaha

Also, today is my brother's first day of school, and I only just remembered. And I've been awake since about 45 minutes ago. heh

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So, I'm in Denver. Our school was out Thursday and Friday, so Thursday morning my family got into a car and went to the airport. We flew from Charlotte to Dallas, and then to Denver. Dallas and Denver airports are HUGE. They even have their own bullet train system. Not the real deal, but it was like Epcot all over again.

We're staying with a friend from my mom's work. He and his wife are...I'd have to say, in their sixties or more. He lives well, too. I asked for the internet on the pretext of checking my mail, which I did, which is empty. His keyboard is going to give me a stroke. Really.

This morning we got up subor early, layered, and went to some ski resort. I really do have bad memory. I learned to ski, even though I still go kind of slow, and the intructor was as annoying as a monkey named Sean.

Please note that my brother's name is Sean.

I got a myspace from two girls. Yay for Stevie. Actually, it was one myspace, but the girls are sisters. Oh, boy. Sean had homework for the weekend, and he hasn't done it yet. We won't get home until Sunday at midnight, so he's pretty much screwed if he waits any longer. He is definitely my brother.

I can't decide which is worse. Dating, or not. Things have come up, namely the fact that my cell phone is silent all day, but there isn't anyone I'd really want to talk to anyway. Well, maybe there is, but I'm a bit wary. Maybe I need to update my private journals.

There's work to be done. Wish me luck on the slopes tomorrow!

EDIT: That anal-dwelling ass monkey just wiped a bogey on my arm. The immature brat is freaking 13. *dies.*

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"A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Bushcronium."
Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons
and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
peons. The symbol for bushcronium is "w." Bushcronium's mass actually
increases over time as morons randomly interact with various elements
in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in a bushcronium
molecule, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion
leads some scientists to believe that bushcronium is formed when morons
reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity
is referred to as "critical morass." When catalyzed with gold or
platinum, bushcronium activates foxnewsium, an element that radiates
orders of magnitude and more energy, albeit as incoherent noise.
Foxnewsium has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons."

Please note that I didn't make this up. I just think the world should see the truth.

I got this in an e-mail from my awesome aunty.

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