...this video is harder to find than you'd think...

wth



I'll find an embeddable version later. Job time!

EDIT:

Jog, not job. My bad.

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Only two people uploaded the music video for Pork And Beans on youtube, and both blocked embedding. So I had to make do with the other one. For those of you who were confused by that.

TODAY IN NUTANG---

Both ManOfDarkSunglasses and le_battement seem to have reappeared at long last today. Plus, thezebra seems to have finally dropped out of the top 5.

Mmm. Anyways.

The wart remover I'm using smells like a mix of epoxy and acetone. Probably not coincidental. I thought it was supposed to cut off the air supply, like duct tape, so I coated the thing and the skin immediately around it with the clear fluid, which dried into a pasty white substance that sticks to my skin (like epoxy, surprise!)

Unfortunately, that's not what it's designed to do. I was peeling off the old layer yesterday and a bit of the skin came off with it. I thought the area had been looking a little...dead. Wart's still there, and now it burns like crazy when I apply the stuff, too. Dangerous thing, wart remover.

[tangent time]

Have you ever talked to a person who's just completely clueless? It starts with you asking a question, and them misunderstanding it in a way you thought impossible. Having to explain every joke or remark slowly sinks you into a brutally sarcastic state of mind, but all attempts at contempt are met with oblivious misunderstanding or, even worse, a barrage of "lol"s.

Me: I can't help but smell if.
Me: it.
Me: That's what chemicals do.
Me: They get in the air.
Me: And noses smell them. Whether I want it to, or not.
Them: lol
Them: speaking as if ur nose has a brain
Me: ....no....
Them: lol

I need to just super glue my palm to my face. Gah.

L-lawliet found an essay and posted it on his site, here. The title is misleading, and I think it's that way on purpose. But trust me when I say that this is gold, and it will make you think a little differently.

:D

Alrighty, then. I'm out.

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If I'm lucky, I can hang out with KILO! today. That'd be great. Yus.

Yesterday started out a little hectic, but was overall the best day I've had in a while. I went to a picnic with Katie and Co., made a new friend, discussed the intricacies of the Half Life series, trolls, and teamwork, and ate lots of snack food. After that, I stayed at Katie's house with Kierra (whom I haven't seen ALL summer because she never gets out. D:) and Mark (whom I'd just met). When Mark left, Britney came. And then things got really hysterical. There were three cakes. This is important.

NOTE TO KATIE and BRITNEY: I want all those pictures and videos. Please? I'd love you both forever and ever.

Man, but I was tired after that. Garsh.

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I'm going to tell a story in the form of a few random thoughts. Bear with me.

Cherry Lemon Sundrop, aka "Nectar", is a beverage with large popularity among my friends. Example:


The girl is Maggie, who I know. Sort of. The guy is Ryan, who is my long lost brother. He swims with me, too. The obsession with Nectar started with Maggie, moved on to Ryan, and then through Kyle and I into the rest of my friends.

So when I slept over at Kyle's house on Friday, Ryan was there. So were Clint and John. Ryan and John are also in my first block class, and are currently working on a group project with Kierra and me.

So, there were 5 guys hanging out, (I was only in my boxers, too, because we're awesome like that), drinking copious amounts of Nectar, playing assorted video games, and slowly going crazy. Ryan and I are discussing our project.

The teacher is cool enough that we want to have a cool name and theme for our team.

John interjects with, "We should be the A-Team for Mr. Palmer!"

Laughing, I asked, "Haha! Who would be Mr. T?" I was relaxed on a couch, trying to stay dry (it was insanely hot for a while), and not really thinking too hard. Besides, I never got to see the show, so the only member I know of was Mr. T's character. Heck, I don't even know the character's name. All I know is that Mr. T is like Chuck Norris with a mohawk.

Instantly, John replied, "Kierra!"

This is funny for a myriad of reasons.

Wow, I've left the post sitting here like that for over an hour. Watching an episode of The A Team. Hahahaha. Also, I think that was the first time I've used the word "myriad" on this site.

Reason number1) It almost kind of makes sense; both Kierra and Mr. T are the only black members of their group. If that sounds racist, well, you're kind of right. But it's the only similarity I can think of.

2) Mr. T and Kierra are polar opposites. Seriously.

3) Any way of giving a girl a guy's nickname always seems to please me.

4) I was partially insane. I mean, more so than usual.

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