As of right now, the music list on my Sansa e250 is as follows:

Artist
Album
Track

Alias & Ehren
Lillian
Cobbelstoned Waltz

Allen Sherman
the best of...
Shticks Of One And Half A Dozen Of The Other

Amelie
Amélie
L'autre Valse d' Amélie

Basement Jaxx
Unknown
Wheres Your Head At

Black Sabbath
Paranoid
Iron Man

Bob Rivers
Twisted Christmas
It's the Most Fattening Time of the Year
The Twelve Pains of Christmas
The Chimney Song
Police Stop My Car
We Wish you Weren't Living with Us
a Visit from St. Nicholson
Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!
O Come All Ye Grateful Dead Heads
Parking Spaces
The Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen"
Foreigners
Buttcracker Suite
A Message from the King
Hey You! Get off My House
Rummy Rocker Boy

Cheech Marin
Classic Disney, Vol. 3
Be Prepared {From the Lion King}

Chumbawamba
Tubthumper
Tubthumping

Coheed And Cambria
Good Apollo I'm Burning Star IV: Volume 1
Welcome Home

Cyriak
Unknown
No More Memory

D12
My Band-(Promo_CDS)
My Band

David Bowie
Outside
The Heart's Filthy Lesson

Depeche Mode
The Singles 81>85
Paeople Are People

Disney Chorus
Classic Disney, Vol. 3
Pink Elephants On Parade {From Dumbo}

Dr. Dre
Unknown
Forgot About Dre (ft. Eminem)

Eminem
Encore
Mocking Bird (Produced By Eminem)
Just Lose It CDS
Just Lose It
The Real Slim Shady (CD Single
The Real Slim Shady (Album Ver

Evanescence
New Material
Haunted

Fort Minor
The Rising Tied
Petrified
Fort Minor - In Stereo
High Road
Kenji

Gym Class Heroes
The Papercut Chronicles
Cupids Chokehold

Half Cocked
Shrek
Bad Reputation

Interpol
Unknown
Evil

Jack Off Jill
Clear Hearts Grey Flowers
When I Am Queen

Juanes
Unknown
Juanes - Luna.mp3

Lacuna Coil
Comalies
Daylight Dancer
Heaven's A Lie

Lemon Demon
Unknown
Ebaum's World Dot Com
Kitten Is Angry
Lemon Demon - Telekinesis
The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny
Word Disassociation

Mana
Mana Unplugged MTV
Rayondo el sol

Moby
Unknown
bittersweet Symphony (Remix)

My Chemical Romance
The Black Parade
Welcome To The Black Parade

Ok Go
Unknown
Here It Goes Again.mp3
Get Over It

Original Cast
Monty Python's Spamalot
Brave Sir Robin
You Won't Succeed on Broadway

She Wants Revenge
She Wants Revenge
Out Of Control

Shiny Toy Guns
We Are Pilots
Le Disko

Stereophonics
Smallville: The Metropolis Mix
Superman

Tenacious D
Tenacious D
Tribute

The All-American Rejects
Single
Move Along

The Art of Noise
In Visible Silence
Opus 4
Eye of a Needle
Instruments of Darkness

The Birthday Massacre
Violet
Lover's End

The Procession
Single
Major & Minor

The Slip
Single
Even Rats

The White Stripes
Elephant-ADVANCE VINYL
Seven Nation Army

They Might Be Giants
Long Tall Weekend
Older

Various Artists
Monster Mix
Demented Dentist
Lunatic Laughter
Hit, Stabs, & Splats

velvet acid christ
Church of Acid
hallucinagene

Yann Tiersen
Amelie Poulain Soundtrack
La Noyée

Zeromancer
Clone your lover
God Bless The Models

Unknown
Unknown
This is Halloween
Lemon Demon - Pumpkin Pie.mp3

That's a total of 77 songs. I don't know about you, but that was a lot of songs to go through one at a time. Also, if you notice anything weird about the way the tracks are organized (like that last little section) or random letters, that's just the way it is on my U-pod. THIS is my music, and I think it needs it's own genre, because it doesn't seem to fit into anywhere else. Anyone got any ideas?

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I posted this in the reading section already, but I'll put here for attention's sake. This is the "process essay" that I did in Creative Writing 2, where we wrote out the process of something we do that's unique, be it a snack, game, or creation. I did mine on peanut butter Oreos, which I make with great care and attention. There's more love in one of these suckers than in a baby-boomer's old house.

It's two pages long on Word (double spaced, though!) but since the point of it is to be fun to read, I'm sure nobody will mind too much. And, it's really is yummy. So. Here it is:

Today we�ll be making a snack that�s healthy, all natural, and aesthetically pleasing. No, not really. We�re smearing peanut butter on Oreos. There are two giants in the snack world. Well, three: cheese, peanut butter, and chocolate. Any combination of the three can potentially be mouthwatering, but for now you�ll only read about two. So, let�s begin.

For the purpose of neatness, gather all the necessary materials on a table before starting. You�ll need a source of peanut butter (preferably a jar [preferably plastic {but it doesn�t really matter}]), a knife that won�t bend easily, a decent supply of Oreo cookies, and a plate. The size of the plate depends mostly on your supply of cookies, assuming you want to use them all. Or it might depend on your supply of peanut butter. Whichever of the two runs out quickest.

First, the Oreos. You know chocolate. Everyone loves it. I don�t need to tell you that. One of the most warmly received chocolate products, behind the chocolate fondue fountain, is the Oreo cookie. For our purposes, we�ll need the Double Stuffed kind for two reasons. Firstly because when split open, Double Stuffed Oreos split evenly nearly every time, with the cream entirely on one side, and leaving no question as to what side one should lick or eat separately. Secondly because the extra cream counteracts the tendency of the crunchy, chocolate-y cracker to absorb all your saliva and become extremely sticky (the peanut butter will probably make this worse). More cream means less scraping the roof of your mouth. However, using normal or reduced fat Oreo cookies is acceptable, even if it means you�re really a pansy. Take each side of the cookie in one hand, and twist. The twisting should be gentle yet firm so as to preserve the structural integrity of each cracker (you don�t want a broken cookie) and also to encourage all of the creamy goodness to stay on one side or the other. Also, each hand should twist in the opposite direction of the other hand. Otherwise, the cookie will simply rotate in front of your face and taunt you with its one-ness. You will fail. Assuming you do not fail in this way, lay each side of the cookie down on the plate. Take note of which side has a large white circle on it.

Second, the peanut butter. Now, peanut butter is big. Almost every candy bar that doesn�t have caramel in it has peanut butter instead. Peanut butter is much more versatile. (You won�t find caramel being sold by the jar.) Personally, I prefer Peter Pan brand, though JIF is good, too. As long as it�s not that �all natural� stuff. You�ll find that your taste buds are unsatisfied, and that your stomach contents tend to settle out unpleasantly. You need a steady supply of preservatives in your diet. On top of that, stay away from the crunchy kind, as that will ruin the texture of your delicacy. (There is a time and place for nuts in your butter, and this is neither.) As a side note, it might be interesting to try the peanut butter that comes pre-mixed with grape jelly, if it tickles your fancy. Acquire some peanut butter on your inflexible knife, and spread it evenly on the naked cracker; that is, on the cracker that has no cream on it. If there is no such cracker, use the one with the least amount of impurity. The layer of peanut butter should be no thicker than the cracker itself, and there should be room around the edges for smearing.

The last step is the most satisfying, and the most vital. Take both sides of the estranged cookie and place them together, cream against peanut butter. Line up the crackers themselves so that as seen from above, they overlap perfectly. Press them together slowly until the peanut butter oozes out just enough to pass the edges of the cookie, but no more. Note that one should have caution of extra oozage during consumption. Grab a glass of milk, because you know that if PB&J sandwiches alone or Oreos alone go with milk, then a combination practically demands it. Heed your thirst. Enjoy!

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The following is a step-by-step showering procedure meant for those that swim 5 times a week. And/or have the quirks described.

1. Enter the bathroom. You're due for a shower, plus you really have to take a dump.
2. Lock the door, then strip off the swim suit you've been wearing for far too long. Be gentle with the worn spots, then rub your legs to resume normal circulation.
3. Make sure your comb and suit are in their places on the shower floor, that there's enough toiletries, and that the window blinds are pulled.
4. Sit on the toilet and do your business. Don't bother with wiping; you're about to get in the shower, wipe in there.
5. Step into the shower, then acknowledge your mom calling.
6. Grab a robe and head downstairs for dinner. You need your energy, and pasta is really yummy. Make sure your too-small robe always covers your privates; your mom has a friend over.
7. Eat fast and head upstairs. Put the robe back on the floor behind the toilet, lock the door, and start the water.
8. Take the soap and rub it in all your nooks and crannies. All of them. You smell like chlorine.
9. Turn off the shower head to preserve the soap suds, and let them have fun while you rinse out your suit.
10. Hang up the suit to drip dry, soap up the more normal parts of your body, and turn the shower back on. Rinse.
11. Take the time to comb water into your matted hair and then repeat with shampoo. There's no pool tomorrow and possible the day after, so you might as well have nice hair in between. Let the shampoo sit.
12. Ponder a new photographic idea involving water droplets, Vick's Vapor Rub, and your hand. Comb hair, then scrub out shampoo. Be sure to get out as much of your loose hair as possible.
13. Apply and vigorously lather conditioner, using the same logic as the shampoo. Let sit as before.
14. Exclaim audibly at the amount of hair stuck to your hand. Comb your head and exclaim again. Wash hand and comb.
15. Dance and sing Bohemian Rhapsody. This song is great for running a mile, showering, changing with a bunch of naked guys, but not for actually swimming. Do not attempt to sing Bohemian Rhapsody while swimming.
16. Switch to the faucet and scrub your head with your knuckles. Wash out all the conditioner. Then continue to knuckle your skull for 5 minutes or until your scalp bleeds. Admire the wad of hair collecting in the drain. Comb your head and wash the comb again.
17. Switch to shower one more time to wash all the stray hair off your body. Admire the drain wad again.
18. Turn off water and give your suit a nice squeeze. Decide that you're going to type up your experience.
19. Dry body first, then hair, again to avoid hair all over your body. Shake out towel and wonder why you shed so much. Forget underwear and grab some pajama pants.
20. Promptly forget all about your photographic idea, and spend the next 30 minutes typing about some lame shower episode.

Obviously, I added some stuff to make it more fun. Or, I think it's obvious. If you somehow feel compelled to spread this around, don't bother copying this part. Just the steps. Then again, I'd be pretty surprised if someone felt so compelled.

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There has got to be a better way to show someone their mistakes.

There has got to be a better way to teach someone how to live.

There has got to be a better way to be a parent.

Bah, humbug.

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