I haven't made any really cool pictures in a while. I have one in the works, but it'll be hard to capture. Anyway, here's something on my myspace from a while ago:

Cool? It was kinda popular amoung my friends. For a while.

Speaking of which, my bathroom video is actually spreading through my school. I think that's awesome. If I can get a really influencial person to appreciate it, then it might be awesome-er. By influencial, of course, I mean people actually listen to this person. Gage'd like it.

OH! I wrote a poem a few months ago, and forgot to post it. It isn't a poem in the strictest terms, but it certainly was entertaining to my class. Lets see...

Rambling

Using a negative,
Twice or more,
Ain't not confusing.

Nobody likes to use Cliche
Because it isn't original.
But think about it...
If cliche died
and original was the new thing
Then it'd be cliche, right?

I've always found,
That repetition,
Is more annoying than useful.
I've always found,
That repetition,
Is more annoying than useful.

Every once in a while,
A humanoid form will strive to communicate
His or her ideas
Through speech or signals
But fellow humanoids can not comprehend
Because the units of language
Are abstract or incredibly detailed.
In short,
Jargon stinks.

In closing,
Writer's Block
Is a serious disease.
The symptoms include:
Rambling,

Eh? Eh?

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Epic.

It's a word I like because I like what it describes. I like bad-assery. I like grand battles between good and evil. I like raging guitar riffs against thumping bass drums. I REALLY like the philly cheese steak sandwich at my school, when they serve it.

I make sure to growl through every bite, and smile stupidly while I chew each mouthful.

OK, so, today Liza party-fouled to a great extent. To understand the story completely, one has to realize that lunch at my table is an epic lunch. There is always laughter. Always shenanigans. Always food passed around. Bottles being pushed over. Terrible accents. Exploding milk cartons. Cookies. The Man Wall (and the Hinge).

This table be round.

The table is also full; we used to have some empty seats that were filled by the casual passerby, but recently two guests became more permanent residents. Clint and Jonas. They've been sitting with us regularly for quite a while, it seems. And now there are no empty seats.

And you know what Liza did?

PREPARE FOR TENSE SHIFT!

I get to the table right after her, and she tells me, "Katie and -mumble mumble- are gonna sit with us today because they're having exams."

Wait, what?

I took a trip to the snack room, (there's a story behind this, too,) and when I sat down, I filled the only empty seat. Katie and Mr. Mumbles, who is apparently a foreigner and is hereby excused for his shyness, were sitting in the two seats for Clint and Jonas.

Of course, when Clint and Jonas came around, looking terribly confused, I was the one who told them the deal. Liza didn't say squat.

I had to send my friends away! :(

The worst part is that the newcomers did NOT add to the table livery at all. In fact, nobody said anything for most of lunch today. Nobody even looked up. It was awkward, even though Katie knew nearly everyone (not me) enough to be comfortable chatting. Liza, again, said nothing.

I was upset.

But not for long, because eventually conversation DID break out, and Mr. Mumbles said something incomprehensible, (but he SAID something!) and it became tolerable.

Plus Anthony introduced me to this great board game called Catan.

Hmm. Now I have an epic amount of English work to do.

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I'm sure someone else has caught this, but doesn't The Lion King's Scar remind anyone of Hitler? Let's compare and contrast :

• The Lion King
• World War Two
• Scar
• Hitler
• Hyenas are not considered citizens of the kingdom, and are downcast
• Germans are blamed for World War One, and are in HUGE DEBT
• Scar promises equality, even power for the “superior” group, and demands total loyalty
• Hitler convinces the Nazi party that they are a better race, and that they owe the world nothing
• Scar plans on killing the King and taking his thrown
• Hitler wants to control Europe, and who knows what else.
• Everyone hated Scar, or at least greatly disliked him
• Hitler evaded assassanation enough to whiten most men's hair

(Borderline on silly now)

• Shortage of food when Scar takes power
• Shortage of Jews when Hitler takes power
• Scar is a pretty great singer
• Hitler is a motivational genius
• All the hyenas march past Scar in neat rows whilst he sings at them
• *Thumps chest and salutes.* “Heil Hitler!”

Let’s see what that quote attracts from Google.

Yeah, I know this isn't really accurate or anything. It's kind of a joke for me, that's all. And no, I had no idea it was based on Hamlet (the movie, not the war).

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Going through the motions
Standing stagnant
Running on fumes
Winding down
Stuck in a rut
Orbiting in decay
Falling short
Walking in circles
Wobbling off kilter
Evaporating
Losing traction
Sinking under
Dieing
Dead.




I feel I should point out that the spelling is purposeful.

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