My dear Jagjit,
I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I'm
writing
this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.
We are not living where we did when you left home. Your dad read in
the
newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved
20
miles.
I am not able to send the address, as the last Sardar who stayed here
took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would
not
have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able
to
take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain
same too.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated
right
above the toilet. But I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put
in
3 shirts, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.
The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The
first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.
The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a
little
too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut
them
off and put them in the pocket.
Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting
the
grass at the cemetery.
By the way, I took Bahuto to our club's poolside. The manager is
Badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in
his
club. We were confused as to which piece we should remove?
Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it
is a
girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.
Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull
him
out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and
he
burned for three days.
Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill
his
father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea
after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a
grave for his father.
There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love,
Mom.
P.S :Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I
realized, I had already sealed off this letter.

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i stayed back at work to try and work on my assignments from part-time sch.

well. i'm here. and not at MS Word. so.

for the first time in my life today i had Donut Factory's fabled donuts. The round pieces of confectionary that had a hole in them inspired singaporeans to band together and form amazing 6 hour queues snaking all over raffles city mall basement. everyone was talking abt the fresh baked donuts. THEN.

now, queues have disappeared. everyone has gone back to work and normal life. and my colleague has bought them to see whats the fuss about.

i blobbed over to the box, and selected the cheese donut. no doubt contributing to the blobs of fat and flabby muscles creeping up on me.

its actually quite good. better den munchkins (whu does brisk business in Shenton by virtue of location), dunkin (which closed down operations in SG due to lack of business) and those weird donut confectionary stores that have been popping up like my pimples. ie, unwelcome and adament on not leaving.

by now, you'll be thinking "what kind of loser are you???"
completely unfashionable, unmotivated, fat, pimply, probably lazy.

i think i'll go home and cry now.

btw, i'm looking fwd to my dates tml, amy chang, lindy li, jaye woo, audrey tay, amy ng, joan sim. remember birds of a feather flock together!

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i love this one!

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dunno why the girlfrens ard me seem to be plagued by jerks and arseholes.

case study 1

despite being a married man.. he went and spent time effort and money to woo my gf and somehow they got into a r/s. over a period of much struggling w herself, my gf asked him to choose.

he went, "well, actually i just wanna fuck ard, i'm not serious with you. illicit relationships are so fun!"

okay. He didn't say that. BUT, he DID say sth else in some flowery words that esstientially means ABOUT the same thing.

SLAP HIM!

of coz my friend was heart broken

case study 2

according to her this jerk treated her really well, v sweet and v accomodating. So why is he a jerk?

apparently, he's so sweet and accomdating that he had 2 gfs. and afterwhich he broke up w my fren for the other woman. thats not even the worst part yet

DEN, after a while, he decided he liked my fren better and initiaited a patch up. my fren being so soft hearted, took him back against very strong opposition from family and friends.

DEN, now, he wants to break up again. Reason unknown to me. but i dun care. all i know is he should NEVER hurt my fren like that.

case study 3

Ever watched My Best Friend's Wedding?
Nuff said.

case study 4

A hubby kept a woman on the sly for years and years. she even borne him a son. the son is now abt 10 years old i think. Thats how long he's been keeping it from the wife.

until they ran into each other in the streets. hubby with the other woman, walking side by side with the son between them.

after the hysterics and threats of divorce, he now happily shuttles back and forth between the 2 families.

WTF!




Makes me wonder, (think i've got maroon 5 stuck in my head)
if i'll be next.

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