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Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous. Actually, who are you not to be? | Mothers Tuesday. 8.3.04 11:28 am Copied from my sis blog whu copied from someone's blog: Sir Thomas Stamford Raffles’ Mother: “Not say I say what, Tommy, but they’re sculpting a statue of you, so can you please stand properly and not look like such a ya ya papaya?” Sang Nila Utama’s Mother: “You saw a lion? Sayang, how many times must I tell you, go out that time, must wear your glasses.” Admiral Cheng Ho’s Mother: “Neh’mine! go on cruise, never invite your mother. Even postcard also never send. Neh’mine!” American Idol Judge Simon Cowell’s Mother: “Say some more! You say some more, I wash your mouth out with belacan, then you tzai si!” Michelangelo's Mother: "Mikey, you got any idea how hard it is to get paint off the ceiling? I buy you all those drawing block for what?!" Batman's Mother: "Ah Bruce, why must you be so show-off? What’s wrong with a nice, simple Toyota?" Humpty Dumpty’s Mother: “Kay kiang, go and sit on the wall again, lah! Not say I never tell you right? Or-bi-good!” Albert Einstein’s Mother: “How can you go out with your hair like that? People say you so clever, but use gel also donno!” Thomas Edison’s Mother: “Yes, yes, yes! you invented the lightbulb. Very smart. Now faster off it and go to sleep, can?” Winnie the Pooh’s Mother: “Winnie! can you please put on some pants! Otherwise our neighbours see you like that, I sure kena tekan for child abuse!” My mum: "Go ahead, you two fight some more lah. Then the one who is still alive, come and look for me. I’ll kill you.” Comment! (0) | Recommend! Special Request Tuesday. 8.3.04 9:34 am John: Xiao Lan~~~~~ how can you bear to see me suffering so? wanting IT so much? LGL:But darling.. cannot lah~~~~ some more i'm a lecturer and you are my student John: but xiao lan~ we know each other so long le~! its alright lah LGL:But johnny darling~ its not right.. i'm so much older den u... and i'm married John: It doesn't matter to me.. u know that xiao lan! LGL: awww~ Johnny~~~ *and the door closes behind them, suspicious noises are heard* The above story is fictional and all coincidences to the story or the persons living or dead are purely unintentional. Correction: Johnny calling LGL Xiao Lan is true. As confirmed by reliable source(also the person whu has requested this entry) BTW, i meant johnny asking for test answers whaha~ Comment! (2) | Recommend! Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 |
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