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Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous. Actually, who are you not to be? | Aud sent this to me Sunday. 10.12.08 8:42 pm BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex. VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower. P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. BROKER -- What my broker has made me. STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell. STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock. STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves. FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected. MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks. CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer. YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share. WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share. INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse. PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use. haizzzz Comment! (1) | Recommend! Better than no Formula 1 at all Saturday. 9.27.08 6:04 am "I have a ticket for tonight's F1, U want?" "OF COZ!" omg! grandstand seats! super excited as I made my way to the grandstands. My seat was at the pit and pretty near the starting line. As I was climbing the stairs, when i hear the roar of the engines. damn i missed the flag off! I finally found my seats and the 1st practice run was already on. F1 cars raced past at such a speed that snapping my head from left to right was not even close to enuff to keep up. and obviously its impossible to take any decent pictures with a mere camera phone. Nope. I din see anyone. not even Hamiliton. Haiz. His pit and crew were just out of sight range,.. just a little bit more and i would be directly in front of him. Opposite us, other than the pit and crew, the were the very expansivve suite tickets. So different are they from us mortals who are out sweating in the heat and smelling the burning rubber that they were protected in air conditioned rooms perched on top of the f1 pit crew. While we were hnungry and thirsty they had their dinner served to them banquet style. 2 cars crashed! so fun! one of the car fender totally smashed as the car turned a corner! so exciting right! almost like a real race! and another actually crashed and started smoking. the driver got out of his car and waited dejectedly and for the tow truck. sitting on the ledge in front of the other side of the grandstand... while the commentator went "so embarrassing for him..." lolx! ok.. i need to do project ciao! Comment! (0) | Recommend! Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 |
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