I have to out match Aisforapple on the incredelous scale. so here goes.

so basically I have come to two very important conclusions.

target sells some pretty cool things even if they are a French company. Get this they had a vinyl gameing rocker for 24 dollars! and a multi shaded lamp for 16

It makes me kind of warry when a french aerospace company wants to under bid Boeing for the defense contract on the new mid air re fueling plane.

I have also decided that Lauren Green, of Fox news, may very well be the most beautiful black woman ever. The jury is still out on that as I don't normally weigh such matters... but seriously watch fox news in the morning see for yourself.

Going down to college soon (the 24th). I have a cell phone number for any "aisforapple" people who want it. I will call you and give it to you as i don't want it all over the internet.
But it better be on speed dial :-) I know my house number is on speed dial and I don't want to be forgoten when the cell phone becomes your gate way to Patrick.

Playing guild wars and working on Shadow child project. Prolouge is finished as is opening. And a couple of other chapters (only a few) Its unfforutante.

My mom bought me an LA shirt because i love California or at least I loved my time over there... unfortunately it was way too tight and it made me look like I had boobs... when I don't have boobs to begin with. thats right. :-)

I am canceling my WOW account because my sister is addicted to it... yet not paying for it. thats it for now.

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You know the work is done when lord montazuma comes over to stare.
He watches you at your task
from behind haggered eyes made sad from 600 years exile.
Stained ruby teeth remembering times when he had drink and girls of his choice
when life was his to command

Now he works the inards of outboard motors
In plant four he takes the smooth plastic scalp of each one
and arranges the oily brain of a machine not known or even wanted in his kingdome of old.

Outside boat prows are suspended off the wall,
one atop the other,
like a giant rib cage

But when he is done he comes by
He likes it when you call him sir
and an ancient smile hides beneath his bedragled beard.
all hail lord montazuma.

yeah there is some cleaining up to do. I ussually spend a couple of days with a poem before I do anything substantial with it. future incarnations may have better structure (that is a structure at all) Oh well

Its based on a guy i knew from work. I never really knew his name so in my mind I started calling him lord montazuma (never aloud)

I was playing guild wars and someone asked me to cyber with them. I was really creeped out. anyhow! thats it for now.

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This looks so superior to live journal that it is not even amusing. Anyhow folks I just wanted to share. I found out today, got to hear all about, that there are infact hygenic conditions out there that can make you feel like you have been pounded in the ass by a fire elemental all day. So remember boys and girls: STAY DRY DAMNIT. If its the last thing you do!!! Thanks. Ive come up with a poem... not about the hygenic thing but about someone I know. I will post it later. This is my first entry why don't I post it now? because I have to go to bed. Right now Im content to open up shop here on nu tang and go into hiding with my best freind... Who had a space shuttle park in her back yard. Yeah thats right... shes going to turn it into a club house. :-)

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