Ice: 3
Chris: 0

I'm not even on the board, folks. Ice is shutting me out in life.

Went to Millersville this weekend. Fun times. Expanded my mind a bit on Saturday. Friday I stayed with Liz for the first time in like.. a year. Both nights ended up in drunkeness.

However, Saturday night got another point for Ice.

For you newbies to my plight with ice, in February 2005 I broke my leg and shattered my ankle after slipping on ice, and then later in November of 2005 I blew my knee out after slipping on ice.

All was well for a year. Shit, we'd gotten to two years since the initial injury. And then Saturday came. I had to cross a field of ice to get to my destination. Haha, I didn't last five steps. Feet flew behind me, took a massive spill, the ice didn't give at all. I fucking BOUNCED on it. And as soon as I did I knew and yelled "THAT'S A RIB!!!!!"

Yes, I cracked my rib. It sucks. Breathing and moving are bad adventures. But at least I didn't break it, so that's good. I also have the most hideous bruise I have EVER seen on my side.

But hey, at least I have another story now. And another reason to flee to the south when I'm out of college.

Anyway, that's what's going on in my life, folks. Sorry for the time between updates. But ummmmm deal with it.

Love,
Chris

Comment! (1) | Recommend! (1)

Speeeeeeeeed of lightning roaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrr of thunder.

Underdooooog!

Anyway, surprise folks, I'm 20 today. God this sucks. I'm still a year from legally boozing and buying a fire arm.

And I look at my graduation tassle from high school, and realize, shit, that's my accomplishment.

20 years of life. I've graduated high school. Sure I've learned to walk three times, and a bunch of minor accomplishments. But in two decades I've graduated from High School, which was a fucking cake walk.

And here I am, unemployed, out of school, and 20 years old living at my ma's house.

Sure, I'm still the modern day John Wayne, but fact of the matter is I still feel unaccomplished.

Oh well, I'll put on my smiling face and accept the thousands of birthday wishes on facebook and myspace, and see what happens.

Love,
Chris

Comment! (3) | Recommend!

Colts 29 Bears 17

Start dropping the confetti and balloons, people because...

I CALLED IT!!!!

(cue the celebration music)

Two points off of the actual score of the game... wow. I rock.

Love,
Chris

Comment! (1) | Recommend!

So the super bowl is tonight, but before my pick for the big game, let me tell a story that makes me very happy.

So the time is about 9:30 PM, I've been sitting at home all day, bored out of my skull. My best friend Eric is at Millersville, and my buddy David is sick at home, so I have nobody to hang out with.

Then I get an IM from Megan.

Megan goes to Millersville, and went to CB East. She's dated one of my friends, Jordan for almost two years now. We didn't meet until last year at a party where she started a long standing tradition of "harassing" me at parties. It mainly means when she sees me at a party she will come and sit on my lap and we'll talk pretty much the entire time. Her and two of her friends, Erika and Julia have mastered this art over the year I've been attending parties at Millersville.

Megan and I talk often, but have never actually hung out outside of party situations.

Anyway, she IMs me and it turns out she's in Doylestown! So I suggested that we hang out. So she comes up with the idea of going to a local diner.

Possibly the greatest idea ever.

We actually got to know each other for the first time. I talk to this girl more than most people, but have never really gotten to know her, and I'm not gonna lie, it was fantastic. We sat there for three and a half hours, drinking coffee and talking about anything and everything, from how much math sucks (equations are the devil's sentences), to drunken horror stories, to what we are studying in school.

I was going to go to bed at 10:30 tonight, and I'm so happy I didn't, because this was one of the most satisfying nights I've had in a long time. Just sitting at a diner, drinking coffee, and talking with somebody truely interesting.

And the best part is, as gorgeous and interesting as this girl is, I felt no need to hit on her, because:

A) her boyfriend is one of the coolest guys I know, just very relaxed and laid back and has been one of those acquaintences of mine for so many years that I would actually consider him as one of my friends.

B) It was just so nice that I could actually sit down like that, and get to know somebody. Because let's face it, 80 percent of the people I meet and give a chance to be my friend, it turns out I can't stand them, sorry, I'm an asshole, and I've come to terms with that.

and C) I haven't just sat down with a girl in such a long time and just gotten to know her as a friend. I missed it, and I'm really happy about tonight. Seriously, I can't even understand it. It's ineffable.

Coffee and cigarettes, kids. It brings people together.

Anyway, I made a friend of mine become a good friend tonight and I'm ecstatic about it. And I felt I had to make tribute to it somehow, and HEY I HAVE A BLOG!!!

Okay, stuff about my happiness ends here.

Time to talk football.

Colts vs. Bears.

The Bears beat the Patriots in the '86 Superbowl.
The Colts beat the Patriots to get to this Superbowl.

I don't like either of these teams, but Peyton Manning is the best quarterback in the league, and has earned my respect and love over the years. The guy deserves a ring, and he has the best chance he's gonna get to win it this year.

Colts 31 Bears 17.

Love,
Chris

Comment! (2) | Recommend!

Thanks, a-holes.

Whatev, I had fun during my NWF debut.

Anyway, I'm back in Pennsylvania after being in Delaware for what seemed like forever... and I'm right back to being bored.

And it's fucking snowing, I hate winter, I can't wait to abandon the north for warmer lands.

Anyway, fact of the matter is, I got up to Millersville on Saturday. Night full of both good and bad decisions... still trying to figure out which side wins there though.

Looking for a job, still.. Gah nothing around here, gotta go start applying at banks on Monday, should be fun.

But back to the snow. I will not be going outside until this shit stops. I'm sick of it. Why can't winter just shoot it's load in November/December and let my FUCKING BIRTHDAY BE GREEN.

Ice and I don't get along, and snow merely supports ice, so snow and I don't get along. See how it works?

Anyway, that's all I've really got for you today. I'll be back with more stuff tomorrow. I can't guarantee excellence, but I'll try.

But for now... off to read some Hebrew and hope David calls and stops by, the lanky fucker.

Love,
Chris

Comment! (4) | Recommend!

HI EVERYBODY!!!

Oh man, I want to get into boxing again. There was a year there where everything I did was associated with boxing. I miss it.

Maybe it's me watching Rocky I-V at least 3 times each in the past 4 days.

Maybe it's watching a couple of fights on demand.

All I know is, I miss it, and I wish I lived in a shitty city where there were slummy boxing gyms I could go to constantly.

Instead, I live in rich-ass Doylestown where your best bet is a kickboxing gym where middle-women go to still feel sexy.

That's no good. I need a place like where Apollo Creed started out. The kind of place where you walk in as a jewish white guy, and everybody in the gym freezes and looks at you like you're a fucking giraffe. And then you have to prove yourself with your talent.

I watch too many movies.

Anyway, point is, I miss boxing. And I require seeing and doing a whole lot more of it, and maybe even finding a grungy-nuff Boxing Gym in Bucks County.

Or I could look for a needle in a haystack.

Wonder which one I'd find first.

Love,
Chris


PS: I'm involved in an NWF thingy, haha.. a little vote action for me would be nice. Thanks folks.

Comment! (2) | Recommend!