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Darth Maul

Many people argue that Darth Maul should have survived Episode I, but here's my theory.

Darth Maul had to die to show two things:
1) Obi Wan is a hard ass
2) Symmetry.

Now, the only thing that stops me is that Darth Maul does not look the way he does because it's his genes... no, those marks are tattooed onto his head... almost like George Washington, who had his face that we see tattooed on, when really he looked like Adrian Brody.

Darth Tyrranus may have sucked ass, but Maul needed to die. End of story.

dare I say I have no idea how this money thing works? But I have a feeling it's gonna rip my heart out at more than one point...

love, chris

You gotta be fuckin' kidding me.

Monday. 2.26.07 2:16 pm

Ice: 3
Chris: 0

I'm not even on the board, folks. Ice is shutting me out in life.

Went to Millersville this weekend. Fun times. Expanded my mind a bit on Saturday. Friday I stayed with Liz for the first time in like.. a year. Both nights ended up in drunkeness.

However, Saturday night got another point for Ice.

For you newbies to my plight with ice, in February 2005 I broke my leg and shattered my ankle after slipping on ice, and then later in November of 2005 I blew my knee out after slipping on ice.

All was well for a year. Shit, we'd gotten to two years since the initial injury. And then Saturday came. I had to cross a field of ice to get to my destination. Haha, I didn't last five steps. Feet flew behind me, took a massive spill, the ice didn't give at all. I fucking BOUNCED on it. And as soon as I did I knew and yelled "THAT'S A RIB!!!!!"

Yes, I cracked my rib. It sucks. Breathing and moving are bad adventures. But at least I didn't break it, so that's good. I also have the most hideous bruise I have EVER seen on my side.

But hey, at least I have another story now. And another reason to flee to the south when I'm out of college.

Anyway, that's what's going on in my life, folks. Sorry for the time between updates. But ummmmm deal with it.

Love,
Chris

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Don't worry, Al Gore's Global Warming will completely irradicate your arch enemy soon enough.
» etheracide on 2007-02-26 09:09:36

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