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Darth Maul

Many people argue that Darth Maul should have survived Episode I, but here's my theory.

Darth Maul had to die to show two things:
1) Obi Wan is a hard ass
2) Symmetry.

Now, the only thing that stops me is that Darth Maul does not look the way he does because it's his genes... no, those marks are tattooed onto his head... almost like George Washington, who had his face that we see tattooed on, when really he looked like Adrian Brody.

Darth Tyrranus may have sucked ass, but Maul needed to die. End of story.

dare I say I have no idea how this money thing works? But I have a feeling it's gonna rip my heart out at more than one point...

love, chris

Quarter life crisis?

Thursday. 2.8.07 11:54 am

Speeeeeeeeed of lightning roaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrr of thunder.

Underdooooog!

Anyway, surprise folks, I'm 20 today. God this sucks. I'm still a year from legally boozing and buying a fire arm.

And I look at my graduation tassle from high school, and realize, shit, that's my accomplishment.

20 years of life. I've graduated high school. Sure I've learned to walk three times, and a bunch of minor accomplishments. But in two decades I've graduated from High School, which was a fucking cake walk.

And here I am, unemployed, out of school, and 20 years old living at my ma's house.

Sure, I'm still the modern day John Wayne, but fact of the matter is I still feel unaccomplished.

Oh well, I'll put on my smiling face and accept the thousands of birthday wishes on facebook and myspace, and see what happens.

Love,
Chris

3 Comments.

I'll say happy birthday next year when it's more important. :P
» randomjunk on 2007-02-08 05:26:02

screw those wishes. I hope it's your last birthday haha *kidding* Happy You're One Day Closer To Death Day..which we conveniently celebrate every day!
» etheracide on 2007-02-08 08:30:51

Underdog takes me back. I have an Underdog T-shirt that I wear regularly.
» Dilated on 2007-02-12 01:02:14

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