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That's my new favorite thing ever.

Love,
Chris

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I sit here at a computer that is not mine.

Surrouded by people I've barely met.


Maybe drunk out of my mind.

Holy shit.

Wow.

By the way, an entire entry will be made to Brent Martin. He is a reader from Millersville. And he needs an entry one time.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYWWWWAAAYY
I need to pass out.

Enjoy, negroes.

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Ladies and gentlemen.

I apologize.

But not really, I would update more often but my life is absorbed in work.

Anyway, here's a rundown on my life as of late.

I work 40 hours a week at a machine shop. So much better than any retail offering I could recieve.

My rib is healed, just in time for my shin to hurt like a bitch, due to the aforementioned job.

I discovered online connect 4 again, and I defy anybody to beat me at connect 4, it's not bloody possible.

I'm going to Millersville this weekend.

Speaking of Millersville, my apartment for next year is sealed.

Currently enjoying a Dunkin Donut's iced coffee -- free, bitches, I love spring even more already.

I'm super stoked on the new season of South Park, so far it's been slaying me.

Annnnnd well about time to start trying to sleep, gotta be up at 6 again tomorrow for another day of just pure and unadulturated lifting fucking steel. 8 hours of that, and I now know why people from Pittsburgh but french fries in everything... you need to treat yourself, ladies and gentlemen.

Anyways, nation, thanks for reading, I'm getting back to this thing, just let me phase it back into my life as I am still getting used to the workaday world.

Love,
Chris

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Ice: 3
Chris: 0

I'm not even on the board, folks. Ice is shutting me out in life.

Went to Millersville this weekend. Fun times. Expanded my mind a bit on Saturday. Friday I stayed with Liz for the first time in like.. a year. Both nights ended up in drunkeness.

However, Saturday night got another point for Ice.

For you newbies to my plight with ice, in February 2005 I broke my leg and shattered my ankle after slipping on ice, and then later in November of 2005 I blew my knee out after slipping on ice.

All was well for a year. Shit, we'd gotten to two years since the initial injury. And then Saturday came. I had to cross a field of ice to get to my destination. Haha, I didn't last five steps. Feet flew behind me, took a massive spill, the ice didn't give at all. I fucking BOUNCED on it. And as soon as I did I knew and yelled "THAT'S A RIB!!!!!"

Yes, I cracked my rib. It sucks. Breathing and moving are bad adventures. But at least I didn't break it, so that's good. I also have the most hideous bruise I have EVER seen on my side.

But hey, at least I have another story now. And another reason to flee to the south when I'm out of college.

Anyway, that's what's going on in my life, folks. Sorry for the time between updates. But ummmmm deal with it.

Love,
Chris

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Speeeeeeeeed of lightning roaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrr of thunder.

Underdooooog!

Anyway, surprise folks, I'm 20 today. God this sucks. I'm still a year from legally boozing and buying a fire arm.

And I look at my graduation tassle from high school, and realize, shit, that's my accomplishment.

20 years of life. I've graduated high school. Sure I've learned to walk three times, and a bunch of minor accomplishments. But in two decades I've graduated from High School, which was a fucking cake walk.

And here I am, unemployed, out of school, and 20 years old living at my ma's house.

Sure, I'm still the modern day John Wayne, but fact of the matter is I still feel unaccomplished.

Oh well, I'll put on my smiling face and accept the thousands of birthday wishes on facebook and myspace, and see what happens.

Love,
Chris

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Colts 29 Bears 17

Start dropping the confetti and balloons, people because...

I CALLED IT!!!!

(cue the celebration music)

Two points off of the actual score of the game... wow. I rock.

Love,
Chris

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