im a pig. i jus woke up after reachin home ard 5pm. was suppose to U-turn n head to de clinic, but im always so sway, de clinic will only b open at 630pm. was having head pains de whole dae n i vomitted 3 times. i dunno if its de soup i drank in de morn, cos i din had anythg after tt. my stomach felt so uncomfortable tt i decided to c a doc. hah but de doc doesnt welcome me. lolz. i'll prolly make my way there later, or tml ba.

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been nearly 3 mths n i tout ive got u outta my life. tis song describes how i felt all these while. ive been missing u. n tinkin of u.

pple ask: how gr8 is he tt made u lidat? cant u jus find another? isnt he a bastard? wad has he done 4u?

prolly only both of us noe wad we've done to each other. b it happiness or sadness. and u --yes u, pls dun anyhow insult him or make any comments wen u dun even noe him. u chase me cos u tink u r beta lookin than him?! u must b jokin huh? all ur actions only made me hate u more. u noe hu u r huh? i dun wan 2 repeat myself.

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ok..i'm rotting at home on my last dae of hols..de tout of goin back to sch tml reali damn sian. k i dunno y de hell m i feelin so sad right now. tt currently my only medium of frustration is here. seems tt no one is free. haha. *all points down to my insociable personality*

de pigs, babe, n darling all not free. grr. hah i cant imagine im tearing cos of tis. i dunno y i held so much emotions. obviously i dun expect dem to be so damn free, but hai, at tis pt of time, wen i dunno y i feel so low n down, jus needed them. argh. k tis feelin is fuckin shit. it jus seems as tho no one is ard me. i cant look for anyone. my family arent goin out either. hai. to tink i'll spend my sunday lidat.

tink i shouldnt ask any1 out anymore. cos rejection is scary. sometimes i wonder wad does friendship means. wen ur frens need u, u make every time for dem. for dem to vent their tears. to giv dem a shoulder to cry on. to provide a listening ear. but wen u r de one hu needs a support, no 1 seem to b ard. even de closest person u always regarded dun seem 2b there 4u.

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so many of my close ones r having r/s problems..life is weird..de ger did so much for de guy, but he stil nv change..ok..i sorta gave up on guys..prolly its best to remain single..no pt enterin a r/s n den get hurt n cry so much ltr..im having mixed feelings..do we hav to go thru so much..learn so much, b4 we can find de purrfect one? its tiring..reali tiring.. n it makes me lose hope.. nothin positive seems to be ahead of me. god, tok to me?

some pics to update:

de 'first part' of de drinks session..


they played n sang de song "Right Here Waiting"


haha, my idiotic face again. c, no beer for me! haha, guai kia~ heh, tts de top i bought from mphosis..nice? *lol*


they sabo-ed tt guy to go on stage..cos its his bdae..

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2. WHAT COLOR OF SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING??:
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3. WHAT SONGS ARE U LISTENING RIGHT NOW?:
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4. WHAT IS YOUR hPHONE NUMBER?:
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5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?:
[sweet potato.]

6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?:
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7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW?:
[bright. hot.]

8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?:
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9. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?:
[eyes.]

10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS?:
[i kapo from someone's blog whom i dunno..hee]

11. FAV DANCE?:
[salsa.]

12. FAVORITE DRINK?:
[teh-ping]

13. WHO DO U LIKE?:
[tis is too open-ended. haha]

14. WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?:
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15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?:
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16. EYE COLOR?:
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17.Do your wear contact lenses?
[yup.]

18. FAVORITE MONTH?:
[as long as its hols can? hee]

19. FAVORITE FOOD?:
[tom yam soup, chilli crab, sambal kang kong, bak kut teh, yong tau fu!!]

20. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?:
[raising helen]

21. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK?:
[de weekends lah]

22. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT FOR A DATE?
[yes..haha definitely..]

BOARD GAME(S):
[monopoly? lolz.]

23. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?:
[ehh..at new asia bar. wad ya tink? lolz]

24. FAVORITE SMELL(S):
[ gucci rush 2, lancome miracle, raphl lauren blue]

25. CAN YOU TOUCH UR NOSE WITH UR TONGUE?:
[nah.]

26. BUTTERED, PLAIN OR SALTY POPCORN?:
[salty]

27. FAVORITE CAR?:
[orange nissan march]

28. FAVORITE FLOWER?:
[white/pink/red tulips and champagne roses]

29. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING?:
[err only 1 for hse..de rest r not]

30. CAN YOU JUGGLE?:
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31. FAVORITE DAY(S):
[nth in mind..]

32. RED OR WHITE WINE?:
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33. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY?
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35. LIFETIME GOAl??:
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36.FIRST THING U THINK OF WHEN U WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?:
[wads life ahead of me?]

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____YOUR LIFE____
[ ] they call me: jac
[ ] also: xinyi
[ ] sex: female.
[ ] status: single
[ ] occupation: poly student.
[ ] nationality: s'porean.
[ ] best friend[s]: piggies

____REWIND____
[ ] most memorable memory: childhood?
[ ] first word uttered: mah~
[ ] first best friend ever: de piggies

____FAST FORWARD____
[ ] college planning to go: not sure.
[ ] wedding: yep.
[ ] children: 4
[ ] looking forward to: nothing actually
[ ] NOT looking forward to: school

____PLAY____
[ ] feeling: exhausted. bored.
[ ] Listening: "Hou Lai"
[ ] Talking: to myself.
[ ] doing: tis questionaire.
[ ] drinking: nothing..feelin bloated..hah
[ ] craving: yong tau fu..buahahah..
[ ] thinking of: pple i shld not think bout..
[ ] hating: the time tat i gotta b back to sch tml

____LOVE?____
[ ]love is: seeing the person u luv blessed with happiness.
[ ] first love: sec 1. 17th Nov 98
[ ] current love: not at de moment
[ ] best love song: many wor~ esp carpenters' songs
[ ] true or false: question mark?
[ ] have you ever been in love?: yep.
[ ] is there such thing as love @ first sight?: prolly lust at first sight

____THE OPPOSITE SEX____
[ ] turn ons: eyes. voice. overall impression
[ ] turn offs: body ordour. snores. untidiness. ultimate long hair.
[ ] does your parents' opinion on your bf/gf matter to you?: yep.
[ ] what kinda hair style?: any kind as long as it's tidy.
[ ] the sweetest thing dat the opposite sex can do for you?: cook sth for me!

____PICKY PICKY____
[ ] dog or cat: dog.
[ ] short or long hair: long for me. short for guys.
[ ] innie or outie: outie.
[ ] sunshine or rain: sunshine.
[ ] basketball or football: neither?
[ ] righty or lefty: righty.
[ ] hugs or kisses: both. im greedy. i mite ask for more. lol.
[ ] bf/gf or best friend: errrr...
[ ] starbucks or jamba juice: starbucks.
[ ] written letters or e-mails: letters. i'll kp dem!
[ ] playstation or nintendo: nah.
[ ] disney or nickelodeon: disney.
[ ] car or motorcycle: car. but motorcycle is cool too!
[ ] house party or club: both?
[ ] sing or dance: dunno leh.

____MISCELLANEOUS____
[ ] can you swim?: yep.
[ ] whats your most embarrassing moment? cant tink at de moment
[ ] what is your greatest accomplishment? dunno wor.
[ ] do you like tomatoes?: yep.
[ ] last doctor visit: forgot.
[ ] last phone call: last nite.

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as i blogged, im breakin down inside. not in de best of moods recently. argh. tho some of my entries concluded tt im happie. i guess i jus find it hard to feel contented. hah.

Saturday
wen out wif my parents to view hse - at kovan. its de new condo advertised on tv and mag. a pretty nice place i must sae. n its super convenient. show room wasnt tt bad. nice layout. nice ambience. de place's reali big. my current location has accomodated 500+ untis..de one tt i saw..its 700+ units..reali a lot man. imgaine how many neighbours u will hav. father was kinda keen, but mum wasnt. cos of de fact tt de hse will only be rdy by de end of 2006. its risky, i felt. wad if we cant sell our current hse to recoup de cost of de new hse? wad if there's no potential buyer at all? or wad if there's a buyer hu wans to stay immediately? my family might have to rent a house for de 2 yrs? hmm, its worrying, so i tink its not a gd idea too. save up de $ for other purpose. im ok living at my current place. i saw some reali young couples too. they seemed as if they're jus 19 or 20 yrs old! hah, im full of envy again.

here r some pics of de place :











after tt, we headed to chinatown. mum suggested goin there n i was ok wif it. but de scorching sun sorta spoil my mood. omg, its reali hot. shopped at OG shopping centre since it was air-conditioned! haha. ooh, their bikinis r on sale! good buy! bought some tops too. *grin* sat down at some nearby coffee shop after tt.. we din had lunch so mum bought some oyster thingy..argh, i dun eat tt. i had my teh-ping. haha gd enuf. there was a long queue for some yong tau fu stall..its reali long.. shld b quite famous i guess.. pple queue there for close to an hr. i wonder how special it is man.

took a train down to dhoby ghaut after tt. heh i bought my GG<5 top finally! de one ive been finding. lol. *ok enuf of shoppin* haha. we had dinner at "Lao Beijing". not tt my family is rich, always go restaurant, but cos my mum had some voucher..given by the NKF thingy. food's not bad. shall not post too many food pics here! haha.

wen home after tt to rest b4 meeting Ro n Joyce. took a pic of myself b4 leaving home..haha, damn zhi lian kuang. its ugly. i was jus being bo liao.





hmm we decided to head to Devils Bar. hah but ltr change of plans. they had dinner-cum-supper at cafe cartel. i ordered my mocha. hehe. stayed there for quite sometime as de food came late. den we decided to go New Asia Bar instead. heh its their first time there, i hope they like de place! its cool rite? de songs n view's not bad. hmm i got home feelin real tired. body aches. n my foot hurts. argh. kinda broke too. grrr.

zzz..i wish i had a sis hu enjoys clubbing, drinkin n stuff lidat. hai. i dun tink its a bad thing actually. hah. too bad my sis doesnt, so i appear to b like de "huai dan" in de family. coming home late at nite. drinking. clubbin. i hav frenz hu go wif their sis, party til 4 +, 5.. and its all bout fun n enjoyment lor! sigh. everytime i hang out wif de PIGS to club, i dun feel extremely happie. cos a certain part of me feels de fear. n de worries. hah doubt any1 noes wad i mean..

de smile tt u c on my face may not be de real smile i feel inside..deep down, im not fully happie at all. different pple has different ways of enjoying n making themselves happie rite? everyone is different, so y cant ppl accept me jus de way i am? and accept de things i like? obviously, no one is purrfect rite?! hu doesnt wan to live life happily? hu doesnt wan ppl to like dem for hu they r? dun we all hav different views n opinions? #!#@$$#@#@ *arghhh*

tml will b de last dae of de ghost festival..den comes de lantern festival. sigh. i wen wif him to Chinese Garden last yr, wif my bro n his gf.. it was a wonderful nite. tis yr shall be a quiet one.. dun tink i wan to buy tix for de entrance.. no point.. hope he enjoys tis yr's lantern festival. ive been tryin hard to forget u. but u r stil on my mind. til tis date.

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eXpressive: 5/10
Practical: 5/10
Physical: 3/10
Giver: 4/10

You are a RPIT--Reserved Practical Intellectual Taker. This makes you a Love Geek.

Heh heh -- you love geek! You are weirdly sexy. (huh, r u sure?)

It doesn't take people a long time to get to know you, but people *think* it takes a long time, because you are as cool and regulated after a year as you are on a first meeting. (eh...im not cool.. )

You don't tend to date casually -- you just suddenly find yourself in long term relationships. (haha i got no comments. only had 2 long r/s i guess)

Your approach to conflict is your greatest asset -- it complements almost every other type. You don't express yourself or your feelings in dramatic terms, but you will speak up to those who do. (errr...)

You are generally calm, but capable of ramping up, and you don't give up until the issue is resolved -- this means even the hottest temper or coolest conflict-avoider can feel comfortable pursuing their satisfaction with you. (yes, i dun giv up. i nid n will wan to solve all sorts of problem)

And you don't hold a grudge -- you get through it, and it's done. You rock. (hah, depends on wad grudge is it..lol)

Sure, you like the sex. And you communicate with your partner well, so you're good at it. But it's not something you would make jokes about or bring up in polite company (not that you don't appreciate that kind of humor). You're no prude, but that's just not your style. (haha..perhaps? lol)

You'd make an excellent parent. (i seriously doubt so. pple said de opposite)

You enjoy food and can be a ravenous eater. A good cook will get your attention quickly. (oh yeah, i enjoy food. n cookin too! hee)

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boring..its my last few daes of enjoyment..argh. all good things have to cum to an end. sianz!

met up wif Ro at dhoby ghaut stn .. saw my bro n his gf on de way..heh they're so sweet always. its their 1 and a half year anniversary! *may they have many happy times ahead* Ro and i wen to YMCA! haha to sign up for pilates lesson! u finally made up ya mind after dunno how many mths! ask u ever since i was having ITP..u finally decided to come wif me! hehe. we made payment for 1 mth. c good a not first. its every thurs 8-9pm..hope its not so rush for me man. *prays*

den we had lunch at PS foodcourt..delicious yong tau fu! haha im always eating tt. in school n outside. i cant get away from tt. its too yummy. u can to choose ur own selection ma! anyway, tis time rd, it was nice! much nicer than de one at Millenia Walk! but some guys spoil my mood for eating man.. some ah bengs n ah lians.. tinkin tt im finishing soon, all crowd ard me. din they c there was another bag on de chair? my fren haven even bought her food! so kiasu for wad. n i stil had like 3/4 of my food lor! sickening bunch of pple!

took a slow walk down to somerset. *exercise* stop over at Hotel Phoenix to search for Ro's CD..meant to b for her niece i tink.. anyway, we book tixs for "Raising Helen" at 3 at Cineleisure. got there jus in time. joyce came for de movie too. nice one i must sae! its more like a comedy show. some scenes were funny, some touching etc. i tink de story line's kinda real. i mean its like reality. de things tt de mum n daughter will do..it jus portrays one's life..aiya, go read de synopsis if u wan to noe more! buahaha...

my next show will be "The Terminal" and "White Chicks"!

i'd to leave after de show. sori gers. took a bus down to suntec n met vivian there. haha ger, u r finally not in ur t-shirts!! u look pretty k! anyway, suntec was damn crowded cos of the jing qu jiang goin on.. all de stars coming n some siao siao pple were like screaming..haha i tink its a bit too qua zhang liao.. or mayb i dun hav such strong emotions like dem! buahah..wtf am i tokin? *lol*

rot at mac for awhile due to vivian's craving for nuggets! haha..den we wen delifrance..tokin bout guys! buahaha..

our purpose was to go to paulaner rem? sigh..plan failed in de end. it was kinda packed.. all de ang mohs..somemore, it was stil quite earli lor! wad a let down?! den we decided to go to new asia bar. gosh! also full house! argh. they all came in big grp. of cuz no one cared bout us. small fry ma. hai..vivian die die also wan to drink.. so i suggested going to carlton's lobby lounge de bar there.. bo bian tt was our last resort. it made me tout of de past. de daes dearie n i spend our birthdays, valentines dae etc here most of de time. sometimes wif his frenz. *cries*

ordered singapore sling.. tequila.. beer.. and viv wanted more! wahah...ger ar, u c la, drink until u drunk! de initial stage..both of us damn sober. haha. even got ppl dedicate song to us. i dunno hu he is anyway. but it was kinda embarrassing. they were askin our names n waving to us. omg so paiseh. cant they c tt we're shy? oops..hahaha.. we requested for a few songs..like right here waiting.. hard to say im sorry.. machiam like ktv sia.

de place's kinda cool. nice cushion sofa. nice ambience. wif nice music. a gd chill out place too! price wise, ave la. after tt de manager came over, n offer to give us de membership card for free! woohoo~ i knew of tis card long time ago.. but u must spend dunno how much den can get one.. dearie n i was planning to get.. cos de benefits not bad la. hah, i hav it now, but hai.. tinkin bout it makes me sad. hehe, i shall b de chang ke there fr now on! buahaha..

rot there for like 4 hrs plus..viv cannot make it liao.. de person even ask if we're ok. goodness! wa kau, ger ah, u reali damn scary lor. order so much beer. den end up i gotta drink for u. zzz. make me also a little seh liao. i c u lie on de sofa..lol..i tinkin how am i suppose to send u home man! next time dun drink so much ar! damn scary wen i goin home lor! de guys were like..argh..disgusting! i tink they cld c i was a lil not in de right state liao.. den i was walkin like from left to right..*lol* i tink liao, wan to laugh at myself!

hai. heng he allow u to go his hse stayover..if nt ur parents c u lidat, i tink they gonna beat me up liao! hmm, did ur got back togeda over de nite? buahah.. he c u lidat, surely xin tong. mine? i drunk he also dun care! sian 1/2. *heartbroken* (i bet u must b stil sleepin at his hse hah! update me hor! n send me de pics wen u get hm too!)

came home kinda late yest..dunno if i shld go zouk wif Ro n joyce tonite..argh. plus im kinda broke. altho can enter free, but drinks ? zzz. my shopping + drinking + pilate payment = broke sia. grrr...*fan nao* but i feel like going..shit! but scared kena scold also! haha..how?!

hav been enjoyin myself too much.. hehe.

was randomly reading ppl's blog jus now.. ' xxx ' s blog always had nice stuff to read. so ya, altho i dunno her, i always enter her blog site. hmm seems like she's having some r/s prob..tink de guy betrayed her or sth lidat. hai. after like 7 mths. honeymoon period over hah. she's a gd catch, n de guy's not bad too. hai. her blog always mention lovely occasion bout 2 of dem. there r times wen they quarrel, but i nv expect de guy to betray her. now she's in a dilemma. to forgive or not to? a leopard nv change its spot? *remind me of dearie* hai.. i hope she makes de right decision. if he's tt bad, dun make urself suffer. i bet u hav many suitors.*god bless*

dearie's horoscope tis wk dun seem to b tt gd..hope he takes care. :)

conversation below is shown for de benefit of you-babe! haha. u so busy, damn hard to ask u out. so i'll show u here. if nt by de time i c u again, i mite hav forgotten wad i wanna tel u liao! buahaha..kinda lame n stupid conversation between me n him lor. *dun laugh* it was done thru sms on thurs n fri, wen i was drinking at Calrton. hmm. :P

[part I]

me: hey de gers in sg idol quite hot leh. u can try attack dem. tink they r ard ya age range! buahah..

J: siao ah? u think i super model ah?

me: haha u can try to b one lor! anyway so many gers after u! if not den u jus gotta accept ya fate n accept those aunties!

J: ya, wait till u become aunty lor..haha!

me: wa lau, i help u find den u so bad, call me aunty. hao xin mei hao bao ar.

J: ok lah, then i thank u lor..haha! but i prefer FIR type, have or not?

me: wa kau, ur standard so high how to find. sg so small, u find urself lor. if u can find, den u tel me. i bet those kind of gers extinct liao.

J: this is so standard mah. know i wun get one lah..jus some1 close to that also can lah.

me: aiyoh u stil dun wan to lower ya standard. even if reali hav ar, her personality may not b tt gd lor. hav to giv n take lah.

J: then u help me find n keep me update ok? gonna start measuring e road soon..sian man!

me: haha dun sian la. sit in car gd wad, can spot chio bu's while de trainee drive. or u go geylang find la. cheap n fast. buahaha.

J: wait long long lor, this hour all at home liao lah..go geylang must waste $, no thanx..now no fish, prawn also i take lah..haha!

me: wah u hor, wan to find gf, den dun wan to spend money. oh ya hor, i forget some1 dun spend on de gf one, its de aunty spend on him! even buy fone! wahaha. choose prawn la..worth more wad! u got so many aunty to choose!

J: then wish me good luck to get pretty aunty lor..haha!

[part II]

me: hey hey interested to go zouk tml?

J: workin on sun leh, morning shift somemore, sorry gal. mayb next week lah, off on sun, then sat can chiong.

me: oh ya hor u workin on sun. hmm nvm la. hah next week i not free. dun say i nv ask u out lo!

J: ok lah..no worry man, i mean gal, haha!

me: haha man n gal no diff la! aiya sian. k lo u go teach ba..hah dun c girls until hit side mirror! dun tel amir i ask u out ar! later he jealous! hahaha.

J: wun lah, he got wife mah n i dun hv..u enjoy man.

me: haha so thats e benefit of being single! wahaha..good good i shall remain single. jus go round flirting! buahaha!

J: Then flirt wif me ah? haha!

me: haha i scared lo u got so many girls after u! plus im not ya age range! flirt liao i think u also no reaction la! hah! later ur new gf beat me up i die!

J: wah piang, say me til like that..I anything also can lah cos u ask me lower my standard liao mah, u also can lor.

me: reali ma, ya standard high. not meh. wa u say anythg oso can la, den say i oso can la, machiam i cannot make it lidat lo. lol. i noe i not up 2 ya standard! buahaha!

J: ok lah, u can make it lah, u e best lah ok? u r my FIR lah, happy bo? haha!

me: wa kau..say until so mian qiang. damn sad lei. lol. already very sad, u make me more sad.hah its obvious i not FIR type. i wont hao lian one.

J: but i like ur tweet bird voice lah, n u look like e FIR cute version lah ok?

me: wad e..hmph! i not cute lo! cute=ugly but adorable. lol! wad tweet voice? tat one is nan ting lo! hear my voice can puke!

J: no lah, hear liao make my day, ok sweety?

me: dun bluff lo. as if u hear my voice everyday! i only come for lesson once in awhile. so i only made ya day for few times nia! haha! no need pong wo! haha.

J: ok lah, whatever u say lah..hai..gonna carry on teachin liao lah.

me: wa someone angry le ar. okok u go teach ba..

J: no lah, not angry so easily la, scared kena complain mah, in circuit now, not angry lah ok?

me: orh heh good, i tout u angry, scare me. hah. k k shall not disturb u den. have fun teachin!

J: aunty lah, u say fun or not? haha. same old trainee fix me lah..sms u later.

me: wa how i know its aunty? sorry la. know more aunty den let dem fall for u ma! k k u reply ltr..concentrate! rem u lookin for pretty aunty? lol.

~THE END~

*heh heh, after 1 mth of posting up de voting thingy.. here's de result! out of 8 guys, 4 chose looks, and 4 chose personality! out of 22 girls, 3 chose looks, 10 chose personality, and 9 chose money! haha, tis is jus for fun yea! will tink of one more soon! cheers*

~off to gym! i wanna suntan too..but like no sun leh. *sianz*

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