I'm pretty sure that everyone who uses any instant messaging program has at least one of these things. I know I always have lots. I just don't want to keep making new posts just to show them. :P

Feel free to post your own conversations. I'll probably double-post a lot since I have so much to share...

Me: you KNOW that would never work
Angie: whatever
Angie: its like your plan to destroy humanity
Me: ...
Me: a girl can have dreams!

Joey:
if i was at a blind internet date, and i never seen this girl, and we met at a resturaunt the next day
Joey:
and she was REALLY REALLY fat
Joey:
and REALLY REALLY ugly
Joey:
would it hurt to tell her?
Me:
er...

Oh, the horrors that come with Google. :S

Me: i don't even know if i like kissing though
Angie: yeah. its very un...clean
Me: which bothers me...
Me: whenever i think about kissing
Me: this image comes up of a person with like, potato salad dripping from their maw
Me: and i'm just like "oh god no"
Angie: hahahha
Me: i'm completely serious here!
Angie: yeah
Me: but yeah, that's the real reason i find kissing disgusting
Me: potato salad
Angie: wow
Angie: for some reason, i never thought it was disgusting
Angie: everyone around me was all EWWW and i'm all "what?"
Me: i didn't think it was super disgusting until eighth grade, when the potato salad vision came up
Me: thinking about me personally doing it was really the problem
Me: well, IS really the problem
Angie: then you must attack the potato salad for it is the true enemy
Me: tartar sauce too
Me: anything white and gooey with chunks in it
Me: coleslaw...
Me: macaroni salad
Me: moldy relish
Angie: ok you better make it clear to your future significant other
Me: albino vomit
Me: ?
Angie: o...k..

Angie: so i went to macdonalds and bought cookies
Me: why, oh why would you do that?
Me: i mean, MacDonalds!
Angie: i wanted cookies. it was my desire

Haha. Her desire.

I lol'd so hard at these, I gotta be one of randomjunks friends and I will beg... maybe


lulz, Sherry

If I posted ALL my IM conversations instead of just the good stuff, people wouldn't say that. :P

commence begging! lol.

Well sure I'll add you, but I can't guarantee anything.

She's right. When I talk to her, nothing interesting ever happens. Heheh.

Probably 'cause we can't carry on a conversation. It takes a while to get to the point where I'm so bored I start doing that. Also the other person has to cooperate...

Playing Scrabulous...

Me: haha, ahs is a word
Me: whoa, you know what you should do if you have an o
Sophia: ?
Me: put it next to the first d in encoded
Me: haha
Me: see if it accepts
Sophia: lol
Me: haha
Sophia: "your move: DO POO (8)

Me: what is gox?
Sophia: box screwed up
Me: ...
Sophia: hahahaha
Sophia: "gaseous oxygen"
Sophia: that's pretty good
Me: dude
Me: that's messed up
Sophia: that's really funny
Me: that was awesome