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randomjunk | AIM/MSN etc. conversation excerpts - Posted on 2007-09-18 01:20:11
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I'm pretty sure that everyone who uses any instant messaging program has at least one of these things. I know I always have lots. I just don't want to keep making new posts just to show them. :P

Feel free to post your own conversations. I'll probably double-post a lot since I have so much to share...

Me: you KNOW that would never work
Angie: whatever
Angie: its like your plan to destroy humanity
Me: ...
Me: a girl can have dreams!

Joey:
if i was at a blind internet date, and i never seen this girl, and we met at a resturaunt the next day
Joey:
and she was REALLY REALLY fat
Joey:
and REALLY REALLY ugly
Joey:
would it hurt to tell her?
Me:
er...

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randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-09-19 19:21:56
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Joey:
Lets compare scarsm, ill tell you whos is worse
Me:
scarsm?

Joey:
ee be avin summa tat beargasm
Me:
that sounds.... odd
Me:
like some sort of bodypart
Me:
for bears
Me:
"get the beargasm, it's the best part!"

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-10-05 23:58:28
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Joey:
seems like where on the radio
Me:
"this is my friend Joey"
Me:
"i don't actually know him in person"
Joey:
"hi everyone!"
Me:
"he thinks he owns a beach"
Me:
"and he's a freaking giant"
Me:
"but i talk to him anyway, out of pity"
Joey:
"*rawr*"
Joey:
"i really do own a beach. its on out proporty/land"
Joey:
"our*"
Joey:
"but anyways, timmy askes 'how can i tell if im right handed or left?'"
Joey:
"and i reply to timmy, 'well timmy, which hand do you whack off with?'"
Me:
"i don't whack off Mr. Radioshow host!"
Joey:
"and timmy replies 'well, sometimes i get my dog to help me, but i use my right had'"
Joey:
hand*
Me:
"Jenny from Colorado is on the line"
Me:
"Jenny, hello!"
Joey:
"today, were going to be interveiwing Dr. Hanz Cumstein!"
Me:
"What's that? you're pregnant and a lesbian?"
Me:
"well how did THAT happen?"
Me:
"Your girlfriend had a sex change?"
Joey:
"how DID that happen, jenny?"
Me:
"fuzzy handcuffs??"
Joey:
"wow, thats something else"
Me:
"keep it rated pg-13 Jenny!"
Me:
"No, we don't want to hear about the chains!"
Me:
"Goodbye Jenny!"
Me:
"Well, that was something new"
Joey:
"it sure was, --"
Me:
"remember folks, BDSM chat isn't until eleven!"
Joey:
"BDSM? that some fancy chat lingo for Buddism?"
Me:
"Ha ha, no JD. BDSM stands for Bondage/Sadism/Masochism!"
Me:
"For all you kiddies out there, here's a neat trick to try out at home!"
Me:
"tie your wrists to a tree!"
Joey:
"ohh! i flogged that one!"
Me:
"a-ha ha ha, you sure did, JD, you sure did"
Me:
"why, look, another caller on the line!"
Joey:
"ok, next caller, please"
Joey:
hahahah!! we got skills!
Me:
"Kelly from Florida, what's your issue?"
Me:
"A cheating boyfriend? He's cheating with your dad? No? GRANDFATHER?"
Me:
"that's pretty kinky, Kelly"
Me:
"but we don't like to talk about the mature stuff here"
Me:
"please wait until eleven"
Joey:
"like mama always says 'if you got an issue, heres a tissue'"
Joey:
"my mama also said girls were like parking spaces"
Me:
"oh now?"
Joey:
"she would say 'all the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped!'"
Me:
"Well, they do say mama knows best!"
Me:
"But if you only get the handicapped ones, maybe you're doing something wrong"
Me:
"I've often heard that a bicycle is better than a woman"
Me:
"You can ride it all day long and it never complains"
Me:
"You don't need to wine and dine a bicycle"
Joey:
"hahahahaha, funny --!"
Joey:
"oh hey! another caller!"
Me:
"Indeed JD. Or, as the kids like to say, 'ell-oh-ell"
Joey:
"hello My Jackson"
Joey:
"yousay you want a double cheese burger meal?"
Joey:
"why, this isnt the takeout number! this is the kids help phone!"
Me:
"With your hosts, -- and JD!"
Joey:
"well, what are you feeding little Jhonny?"
Joey:
"hmmm... nothing isnt good, Mr. Jackson"
Joey:
"people need food to live, without food, id be dead!"
Me:
"Is little Johnny dead, Mr. Jackson?"
Joey:
"why dont you go buy him a double cheeseburger meal!"
Joey:
"...oh... thats why you called.. right.."
Joey:
"....NEXT CALLER PLEASE!"
Me:
"Louie from... Chicken Town?"
Me:
"Where is Chicken Town?"
Joey:
"mmmmmm... chicken..."



Joey:
"This radio talkshow is brought to you in part by... The letter P, and the Number 5"
Me:
"P, P, everyone loves P! For pie and for pizza and everything in between! Everone loves P!"
Me:
*everyone
Joey:
"haha! yeh" i love to drink P all the time"

Silver-dot- | Untitled - Posted on 2007-10-11 23:18:48
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Omg...HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. But what else could we expect from dear ol' randy? ^-^ Yay! Hooray! More?

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-10-14 20:52:35
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Me:
when i said the thing about taking a girl to a horror movie
Me:
i meant like
Me:
that "trick" thing
Joey:
yeh
Joey:
:P
Joey:
but
Joey:
id let her pick a movie
Me:
what if she told you to pick?
Joey:
then id be all
Joey:
FUCK SAKES WOMAN!
Joey:
PICK A GODDAM MOVIE!
Joey:
lmao
Me:
hahaha
Joey:
no, jk
Me:
okay, let's say you have two choices
Me:
Saw 3
Me:
or "Barney meets the Carebears"
Joey:
HAHA1
Joey:
LMAO!!
Me:
"in Rainbow Sunshine Land"
Me:
okay, now pick
Joey:
lmao
Joey:
this is a toughy

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-10-31 20:02:51
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Me:
i just realized
Joey:
oh
Me:
the cupcake i'm eating
Me:
has sprinkles
Me:
that are shaped
Me:
like the leaf on your flag
Joey:
hahahaha
Joey:
i never seen my flag in a long time
Me:
wow
Me:
doesn't your school have a flagpole or anything?
Joey:
yeh
Joey:
but
Joey:
i dont look at it
Me:
right
Me:
that was a good cupcake
Me:
i want to get another one
Me:
but i think four would be too many
Joey:
lmao!!!
Joey:
that our country??
Joey:
thank&&
Joey:
**
Me:
thank your country for what?
Me:
having sprinkles?

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-11-06 20:27:38
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(The link is from Animus-Peragro's site)

Me:
i don't know if you'd find this funny but
Me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVyxk59a6uE
Joey:
......
Joey:
i find ALOT of things funny
Joey:
camon, you know me
Me:
okay
Me:
that's true
Me:
but i wouldn't want to accidentally hit you with something that could be construed as gay porn
Me:
or something similar to that
Joey:
HAHAHAHA
Joey:
naw
Joey:
i dont care
Me:
okay :P
Me:
the next time i'm searching for gay porn i'll give it to you
Me:
haha.... okay
Me:
anyway
Joey:
lol
Joey:
lmao
Joey:
might find it funny
Me:
gay porn?
Me:
wow
Joey:
if it didnt take 3 hours to loads
Me:
oh right that
Me:
i was going to say "that's a whole new kind of humor, Joey...."
Joey:
lmao

Me: i have to get off
Me: of the computer
Me: bye

(You won't get that if you're not a little sick minded)

Bullet | Untitled - Posted on 2007-11-08 23:35:09
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HAHA.
And I notice you talk a lot...

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-11-09 23:00:18
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Heh well, I type faster than he does, and my connection is faster. Plus I'm a girl. :P

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2007-11-11 21:59:00
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Me: but where did they put the soda machine?
Me: the fountain, i mean
Angie: there was a fountaing?
Angie: hehe...taing
Me: ...
Me: yeah
Me: soda fountain
Me: that's what those are called
Angie: what?
Angie: they had a soda fountain?
Angie: is that like a water fountain but soda comes out?
Angie: damn!

Bullet | Untitled - Posted on 2007-11-11 23:54:26
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A soda fountain! That'd be awesome!

Soooo... why did you even upload this?

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