I'm pretty sure that everyone who uses any instant messaging program has at least one of these things. I know I always have lots. I just don't want to keep making new posts just to show them. :P

Feel free to post your own conversations. I'll probably double-post a lot since I have so much to share...

Me: you KNOW that would never work
Angie: whatever
Angie: its like your plan to destroy humanity
Me: ...
Me: a girl can have dreams!

Joey:
if i was at a blind internet date, and i never seen this girl, and we met at a resturaunt the next day
Joey:
and she was REALLY REALLY fat
Joey:
and REALLY REALLY ugly
Joey:
would it hurt to tell her?
Me:
er...

Cody (1:26:55 AM): i || during the sexy scenes
Cody(1:27:05 AM): I >> past the boring scenes
Cody(1:27:27 AM): and then when it's all over i > with myself

Wow, it took me forever to figure out what > meant. X|

Me: damnit my brother's friends are over
Angie: well...you dont need to put on your pants do you?
Angie: i assume they're already on
Me: yes
Me: yes they are
Me: but the only thing to eat in this room...
Me: is LEMON DROPS

I suppose the only thing that makes that remotely funny is the fact that it's so random, either in or out of context.

Me: MOG is a bucket of spam
Me: >:|
Angie: SOG
Me: well SOG is a bucket of.... saimin
Angie: really?
Angie: damn

Me: can you send me the part of the conversation before this?
Angie: Angie: nah, we kinda just watched
Me: right, right
Me: actually i meant like, save it and email it to me
Angie: ohh ok
Angie: why?
Me: 'cause i thought it was funny
Me: and i like to look back on my old conversations
Angie: aw i'm really touched
Me: haha
Me: i have a lot of ones saved that were with you
Me: 'cause like no one else is ever on
Me: X|
Angie: alright you couldve done without that last sentence
Me: okay sorry
Me: i save so many of our conversations...
Me: BECAUSE YOU ARE AN AMAZINGLY EPIC FRIEND
Me: satisfied?
Angie: thank you
Angie: no, actually that sounded sarcastic
Me: sorry
Me: it's because... you mean so much to me as a friend
Me: and... i want to treasure these moments
Me: .... forever
Angie: just as a friend?
Me: uh...
Me: should i value you as something more...?
Angie: well...friend seems so overused
Me: dear buddy?
Me: good companion?
Me: close comrade?
Me: missing in action?
Angie: ok uh...that last one..

Joey:
Anal Sex Party
Joey:
DONT LAUGH UNTIL YOUVE TRIED IT AT LEAST ONCE
Me:
why have you suddenly become so interested in anal sex?
Me:
also... why would i want to try that?
Joey:
Im not
Joey:
Its just a good ice breaker
Joey:
Left
Me:
that's a terrible ice breaker!

This post is already too long but eh, what the hell.

Me: what do you think of Fabio?
Angie: hes an annoying fucking asshole
Angie: and i only have spanish w/ him
Me: what?
Angie: had
Me: okay, first of all
Me: Nayana: ugh, ewww...guys w/long hair (more that .1 cm) r fugly, such a turn off
Me: and then
Me: there's a guy at our school named Fabio?
Me: that's hilarious!
Angie: hahaha
Angie: wait..is he indian?
Me: no
Angie: and kinda tall?
Me: hahaha
Angie: oh...
Me: Fabio is a famous italian guy
Angie: ok we're talking about two completely differen people
Me: he did commercials for I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
Me: people thought he was hot
Angie: i thought you were talking about some guy at our school
Me: hahah
Me: no
Angie: whoa
Angie: ok then

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Me:
how long do you think you could survive in an arctic wasteland if you had no clothes but you were covered in peanut butter?
Joey:
4 days
Me:
huh
Joey:
PolarBears would get ya
Me:
oh
Me:
well... if there were no polar bears
Joey:
3 days
Me:
what?
Me:
why'd it decrease?
Joey:
Because
Joey:
The polar bears would give me a blowjob.... Cause id be smearing most that peanut butter on my dick...... And the sex would last all night, and keep my war
Joey:
warm*
Joey:
me*
Me:
.....
Joey:
Heh, you asked
Me:
i don't know if i even want to ask why you came up with that, or how

That's got to be one of the funniest, most random things I've read in weeks. lol.

Varsha and I had a discussion about the conversation with Joey; she asked why he hadn't just conjured up some Eskimo women instead.

And then we ended up deciding he was a manimal. But not like, in that old TV show.

Points for creativity I suppose?

Me: how goes the pursuit of butter?
Angie: well
Angie: when one of them butters you, you've been buttered by them all
Me: that's not true
Me: you've just been buttered by everyone who buttered the person who buttered you
Angie: so in a way, you get buttered by everyone in the world eventually

Cbox conversation excerpt. :P

...After asking the peanut butter question...

Praetorian: To answer your earlier question, I think I would probably wander around until I found a half-naked woman covered in jelly, and make a sandwhich (if you know what I mean) to keep warm.
Me: Nice answer. I'll have to post that somewhere...
Me: What if she was dead though?
Praetorian: What.. and have everyone know about my food/sex fetish? I won't hear of it!
Me: Haha.
Praetorian: Hm.
Me: Joey was more explicit with his description.
Praetorian: Polar bears and blow jobs... seriously. I mean what about the teeth? He's insane.
Praetorian: He'd be far better off taking it from behind.
Me: Yes, with the weight of the polar bear on and inside him.
Me: Oh what fun it is to be ridden, by a one bear sex machine.
Praetorian: lol

Me: i don't know my SSN
Varsha: ask your mom
Me: she can't find it
Varsha: uh oh
Varsha: dad?
Me: i doubt he'd know
Varsha: you're screwed
Me: thanks for confirming my fears
Me: well, we know how much i weighed when i was born
Varsha: hahahahaha
Varsha: i'm sure they'll accept that instead
Me: of course
Me: it's much more useful
Varsha: oh yes, of course
Me: god that has got to be the most useless piece of crap information ever
Me: why do they even bother keeping it?
Me: i mean seriously!
Me: who cares what you weighed when you were born?
Me: it's not like all the stories my parents tell about me are centered around that
Me: "oh yes, she weighed seven pounds blah blah when she was born!"
Me: "it was amazing!"
Varsha: yes
Varsha: that is what it's for
Varsha: to aid in telling your stories of your childhood
Me: "we could tell from her birth weight that she'd end up scraping her knee in the fourth grade, it was inevitable"
Varsha: oh yes
Varsha: and!
Varsha: "we could tell from her birth weight what her personality would be like in high school. it was just SO obvious"
Me: "there was no guessing left to do at all"
Me: "all our planning for the next eighteen years was complete!"
Varsha: unbelievable
Varsha: the technology of our age
Varsha: *sigh*
Varsha: amazing
Me: she still can't find it
Me: X|
Me: i am going to be a hobo
Me: great
Me: at least i don't need to apply for that
Varsha: at least now you can start planning how you want to decorate your cardboard box
Me: yes..
Me: i think i might draw some pictures on the walls with crayon stubs

haha that was a nice one..

This is referring to the Video game awards that they have, its a pretty old convo actually..



DarkDragon3008: VGAs are gonna be GAY
machinaviperpheo: VGA's?
DarkDragon3008: Video Game Awards
machinaviperpheo: ahhhh yea okie, I saw commericials and things for them..
DarkDragon3008: awful stuff
machinaviperpheo: lol it did not seem that horrible...
DarkDragon3008: It is
DarkDragon3008: Video games aren't being marketed to gamers anymore, and the VGAs is the pinnacle of that abuse. It's celebration.
DarkDragon3008: The VGAs is the equivalent of Satanists throwing a party for Lucifer.

Well, I don't quite get it, but alright. :P