I'm pretty sure that everyone who uses any instant messaging program has at least one of these things. I know I always have lots. I just don't want to keep making new posts just to show them. :P

Feel free to post your own conversations. I'll probably double-post a lot since I have so much to share...

Me: you KNOW that would never work
Angie: whatever
Angie: its like your plan to destroy humanity
Me: ...
Me: a girl can have dreams!

Joey:
if i was at a blind internet date, and i never seen this girl, and we met at a resturaunt the next day
Joey:
and she was REALLY REALLY fat
Joey:
and REALLY REALLY ugly
Joey:
would it hurt to tell her?
Me:
er...

Oh yeah, the purpose of this. Well, I always have bits of conversations I want to share, but I don't want to make entries for them, because they just get buried and nobody reads them. So I figured, why not make a thread.

It's just for people to read if they're bored.

Me :
you think i should cut my hair?
Joey:
no
Me :
why not?
Joey:
cause
Joey:
i have a fetish for short hair, and i might think about you, and jack off
Joey:
lmao!!!!
Me :
ewwww

[He was kidding. He didn't want me to cut my hair because he likes longer hair, although I have no idea what difference it makes since we have a text-based relationship]

The vulgarity never ends. Nor does the sarcasm.

Angie: enjoy family time?
Me: as much as i enjoy vomiting up the carcasses of mutated babies
Angie: oh my god....you do that?
Me: sure, Angie
Me: i vomit up baby carcasses ALL the time
Angie: well gee...
Angie: i guess there's always something we dont know about each other
Me: indeed

Me: ZOMGZORS!!
Varsha: wow
Varsha: not something you come across very often
Me: yes
Me: the rare zomgzor
Me: it lives only in the wilds of Fiji
Me: and breeds once every seventeen and a half years
Varsha: wow, that zomgzor must have one hell of a stopwatch to keep track
Me: you bet it does
Me: in fact, it invented the stopwatch
Varsha: wow! see, i never knew that
Varsha: i guess you really do learn something every day

[EDITED]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Yes, I know, we're so cute aren't we? Haha. :P

Guess ya have to share your life partner, Silver.

Angie: i wrote on my facebook that i am no longer an sat virgin
Angie: and IF someone asked how was it
Me: wow
Angie: i would go "well, sometimes i finished early:
Angie: "and when that happened it was kinda awkward because that....usually does not happen"
Angie: "so i try to occupy that time"
Me: hmmm
Me: "the SAT kind of sneaked up on me"
Me: "before i knew it, there i was, taking it"
Me: "it wasn't hard at all"
Me: "i was almost disappointed"
Angie: ahahhahahha
Angie: "at first, i was going a little slow"
Me: "i kept looking at other people to see if i was doing alright"
Angie: "but then i found a pace that suited me"
Me: hahah
Angie: that's goign on facebook btw
Me: your whole description?
Me: nice
Angie: this part of the convo
Me: oh
Me: haha
Me: "i can't believe i actually paid for that shit"
Angie: nice
Angie: "after i finished, i felt a sense of shame/satisfaction"
Me: "now i just have to wait and see the results of the test"
Angie: oh man! you got anything else?
Angie: "i definitely scored *some*thing"

hahaha! I love it.

*cackle*

ha ha. sometimes the greatest conversations happen on AIM