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scissor sisters - take your mama out
hall of fame 1. ellen (girlydrink06) - 12 points 1. amy (blacksheep) - 12 points 2. jeremy (snazzy_jay) - 4 points 2. linden (strawberriegiirl) - 4 points 3. aji (ajibalaji89) - 3 points 3. bianca (peanutbutterjunkie) - 3 points 4. tracy (theatrechic184) - 2 points 4. esther (starryskies76) - 2 points 4. ciara (covered_in_rain10) - 2 points 5. stacey (chocobopnai) - 1 point 5. jan michael (Jmike1pinoy) - 1 point
to get your name up here, read the subject of the latest entry. it's a line from a song, with one word replaced. if you find out which word it is, the name of the song, and who performed it, comment on the post and you'll be added.
for example, if a subject was "slap me baby one more time," you'd know that the real lyrics are "HIT me baby one more time," so you'd comment on the entry saying: "oh master rick, ruler of mankind! i, your humble servant, have found the true lyrics to the song. HIT, from the song ONE MORE TIME by BRITNEY SPEARS. i only pray that you will show great mercy and bestow upon my worthless self a single point and a mention in the sacred hall of fame. gramercies, oh omnipotent one!" and i would do just that. note to self ...
... START SUMMER READING. UPDATED 07.03.04 
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(including visitors from my xanga) element 94  | just think of me as the pages in your photoalbum Wednesday. 07.28.04 01:20 pm mood: omgyay i got a digital camera as an early birthday present, and it came in the mail yesterday. i went just a little bit crazy, so here are the pictures. it's a photo-journal type thing.  boo. it's me.  that's my sister zoe, hunched over in the corner playing game boy.  and that's my brother bodhi. hello.  i was testing out the zoom on the camera.  yuck. post-lunch dirty dishes.  and more dishes.  ... and more.  look who has to wash them.  no amount of soap or scrubbing could remove this stain from the colander. oh well.  ... and voila! clean dishes!  look at those dishes. so sparkly clean! except for the colander.  there's no task impossible with the help of a sponge and a little bit of brawn! or lack thereof.  here are the little devils i was supposed to be babysitting.  thank god for this magical piece of technology.  my mom. <3  my stepdad. < / 3  i was taking the trash bins back from the sidewalk, and i decided to take a picture of my house.  aww. sex in action! (that black spot in the middle, that's a bee)  well, my parents came home, so i could now retreat into the safety of my room.  that's my loft bed.  i didn't make my bed. --;  my drama wall. on the left is stuff from "fools", on the right is stuff from "charlie brown".  and this, my friends, is where the magic happens. it's my little musical abode, under my loft bed.  the beautiful view from my window of ... stairs.  here's where the other magic happens ... my bathroom.  i apply these things to various parts of my body daily.  at this point, i let my little brother and sister take pictures of me. they were having a contest on who could take better pictures. this was taken by my sister ...  ... this one by my brother ...  ... my sister ...  ... and brother.  driving to costco.  can you say "redundant"?  we stopped by boston market for some dinner.  this man worked for costco. he walked around waving chicken in people's faces, advertising a two-for-one sale.  omgorgasm. this three cd collection had, like, all my favorite songs.  bye bye costco!  driving back home. hi zoe!  $380 worth of stuff from costco. and this wasn't even a big load compared to others.  after unloading the big van-o-costco-stuff, i went and screwed in a lamp next to my bed. <3 power tools.  that was my day. goodbye! it was so hard to resist the temptation to take naughty pictures. [twitch] Comment! (12) | Recommend! we remember all the times we spent together Friday. 07.23.04 12:20 pm >>> clue: orange mood: happy BEGINNING OF DAY ONE good: mi amor came to visit! bad: later than expected. yo mama: my hair was total crap XD but jolie liked it. BURLINGAME AVE good: took the bus to burlingame bad: but we got off at broadway and had to walk to burlingame ave. yo mama: we went to crepevine, sonia made me laugh while i was drinking, and italian soda came out of my nose. XD i was being naughty at the hallmark store. END OF DAY ONE good: went to baskin robbins before we left bad: and had to wait for the bus back home. yo mama: i was scared that my mom would be mad that i was out so late XD but it was fine, and sonia's mom gave me a ride home. BEGINNING OF DAY TWO good: woke up early bad: ... too early. yo mama: had nothing to do for a while XD and then i called mi amor. IHOP good: we met at burger king and took the bus to IHOP bad: but i sat down on the wet part of the bench at the bus stop. yo mama: my butt was wet the whole bus ride there XD but mi amor and i had a good brunch. BURLINGAME AVE REVISITED good: we actually got off at the right stop this time. bad: the burlingame library had no open computers. yo mama: some knitting lady looked like she was talking to herself. XD "oh no ... i bust a nut!" <3 GOING BACK TO MILLBRAE good: we stopped by starbucks on the way back and talked to mi amor's friend on the phone. bad: we were planning to meet amy outside her art class, but we couldn't find it. yo mama: we met up with amy, but sonia was being a poop face and didn't want to go with us to san francisco. XD we had fun without her. hmph. METREON good: we arrived at the metreon right on time to catch the 3:30 showing of "anchorman". bad: the lady at the concession stand was kind of a biznatch. yo mama: poor doggie got punted off of the bridge! XD it was a good movie. made me laugh. HAIGHT good: the night was still young, so we decided to go to the haight. bad: it was kinda cold yo mama: and some creepy guy offered jolie a jacket. um, no tee why! XD we had lots of fun browsing the different shops. "oh, dis is peace shop! peace shop!" END OF DAY TWO good: i bought a harmonica at the haight. bad: we weren't sure if our muni tickets were still valid, since they expired two minutes before the train came yo mama: so we paid the 35 cents anyway. XD mi amor and i discussed politics at the park before i left. <3 BEGINNING OF DAY THREE good: i didn't wake up so darn early. bad: it was kinda hard to make plans yo mama: and things were complicated with the fact that i was supposed to babysit that morning. XD however, everything worked out in the end, and i was free to leave the house. YERBA BUENA good: sonia's mom gave us a ride to yerba buena. bad: ice skating didn't start until 12. yo mama: bowling alley was full as well. XD we decided to go ice skating first. ICE SKATING good: ice skating was fun bad: but sonia fell while we were racing, and i fell while trying to skate on one foot. yo mama: amy's skates weren't working XD but we found out that her jeans were the problem. o@; SUSHI good: we walked back to the metreon and ate at sanraku. bad: sonia spilled soy sauce on her sweater. yo mama: amy ordered shrimp tempura but they gave her shrimp and vegetable tempura. XD jolie ate sushi for the first time, and the teriyaki was orgasmic. BOWLING good: we went back to the bowling alley, and after waiting a while, we got a lane. bad: i had to ask my mom to deposit more money because i ran out. yo mama: guttergutterguttergutterguttter ... XD i pwned like whoa at bowling. POST-BOWLING good: we still had time to do other stuff bad: but we were all kinda running low on el dinero. yo mama: we couldn't decide where to go XD and then we all agreed to go to pier 39. F-LINE good: we got good seats on the f-line car bad: but none of us had ever taken public transit to pier 39 before. yo mama: i thought we had passed our stop XD but it turned out that we didn't, and we got there just fine. PIER 39 good: salty pointed us in the right direction, and we got to see some sea lions. bad: it was windy and my hair was getting messed up. yo mama: darn $1.99 friendship bracelet sorta broke XD but we all had fun. jolie was a good tourist and bought lots of souvenirs, and we all got ice cream (we almost orgasmed at the smell of the ice cream shop). GOING BACK good: sonia's broken balloon animal was transformed into a very phallic symbol. bad: we found out that we were waiting at the wrong place, so we had to cross the street and wait for another streetcar. yo mama: this one was a bit more crowded and we didn't get such good seats XD but we sang really loudly to kill the time. GOING HOME good: we got off of the streetcar at the right stop bad: even though we had to hold open the doors so that all of us could leave. yo mama: some smelly hobo freaked out mi amor. XD we ended up arriving home safe and sound. END OF DAY THREE good: we ate dinner at amy's house, and it was yummy. bad: we didn't get to rent a movie from the library like we planned to. yo mama: we were all really really sad, since this was probably the last time in a long time that all four of us would be together, what with amy moving to taiwan and jolie going back to fresno. XD mi amor and i had a good walk to 7-11 before the end of the night. Comment! (12) | Recommend! esa jevita esta enterita, y tiene tremendo chorizo Monday. 7.19.04 07:17 pm >>> clue: sausage mood: OMG YAY yesssss. mi amor is coming to visit tomorrow! oh i'm so happy. what am i to wear, what am i to weeeaaarrr??? hm. well, ACT ended last friday, the performance went well, besides the occassional wardrobe accessory malfunction. thanks to amy and sonia for coming, and to my parents for not showing up and blaming me for the miscommunication. i mean, i'm not mad at all that they didn't come, just the fact that they said it was my fault because i didn't give them the address. of course, normal people would ask for the address if they didn't know it, but they assumed they knew, were proved wrong, and then decided to lay the blame on their innocent, hard-working son. tear. oh, i have a new redirect. it's http://www.lifelesseyelid.tk <- so change your bookmarks, people! that's all for now. can't wait until tomorrow. <3 Comment! (6) | Recommend! i can read your mind, so i know your story Thursday. 7.15.04 11:44 pm >>> clue: y Have you ever... [ ] been drunk. [ ] smoked pot. [x] kissed a member of the opposite sex. [x] rode in a taxi. [x] been dumped. [ ] shoplifted. [ ] been fired. [ ] been in a fist fight. [ ] had sex. (well. define "sex".) [x] had a threesome - kissing or otherwise (um, it was spin the bottle, okay? kissing, NOT otherwise.) [ ] snuck out of your parent's house. [ ] been arrested. [ ] made out with a stranger. [ ] stole something from your job. [ ] celebrated new years in times square. [ ] went on a blind date. [x] lied to a friend. [ ] had a crush on a teacher. [ ] celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans. [ ] been to europe. [ ] skipped school. [ ] thrown up from drinking. [x] lost your sibling. (yup. too bad we found him afterwards. ;_;) [x] played 'clue'. [x] had a sleepover party. [x] went ice skating. [ ] dropped x. (umm ... what?) [ ] cheated on a bf/gf. (neverrrr.) [x] been cheated on. (first girlfriend. it was the stupidest drama ever. oO;) [ ] had a sweet sixteen. [ ] had a quinceanera. [ ] had a car. [x] drove/driven (bumper cars count, right?) Do you... [x] have a bf OR gf. (YES. <3) [ ] have a crush. [x] feel loved. (XD) [ ] feel lonely. [x] feel happy. [ ] hate yourself. [ ] think youre attractive. (um. no.) [ ] have a dog. [x] have your own room. [x] listen to rap. [x] listen to rock. [x] listen to soul. (DUDE. HELL YES.) [ ] listen to techno. [x] listen to reggae. (when it's on the radio, yes.) [ ] paint your nails. [ ] have more than 1 best friend. [x] get good grades. [x] play an instrument. [x] have slippers. [ ] wear boxers. (boxer briefs. ;D) [ ] wear black eyeliner. [x] like the color blue. [x] like the color yellow. [ ] cyber. [ ] claim. [ ] like to read. [x] like to write. [x] have long hair. (semi-ish? longer than before.) [ ] have short hair. [x] have a cell phone. [x] have a laptop. (BROKEN.) [ ] have a pager. Are you... [x] ugly. [x] pretty. [x] ok. [x] bored. [x] happy. [ ] bilingual. [ ] white. [ ] black. [ ] mexican. [x] asian. [ ] short. [x] tall. [ ] grounded. [ ] sick. [x] a virgin. (well, actually it depends.) [x] lazy. [ ] single. [x] taken. [ ] looking. [x] not looking. [ ] talking to someone. [x] IMing someone. [x] scared to die. (so much crap i still have to do. like summer reading.) [ ] tired. [ ] sleepy. [ ] annoyed. [ ] hungry. (nah, just had some watermelon. droooooll ...) [ ] thirsty. [ ] on the phone. [ ] in your room. (library. until my laptop gets fixed.) [ ] drinking something. [ ] eating something. [ ] in your pjs. [x] ticklish. (haha. YES.) [x] listening to music. (celine dion ... IT'S ON THE RADIO KTHX.) [ ] homophobic. [ ] racist. Comment! (10) | Recommend! but everything means nothing if i don't got you Tuesday. 07.13.04 11:43 am >>> clue: not a word mood: sigh i really don't feel like updating, but i haven't updated in forever. so i guess i have to. well things kinda suck right now. jolie was supposed to come over on friday, but car troubles are deterring the visit. but amy and sonia are still going to watch me perform, i think. um. i really don't know what to talk about. oh! yes. um, well. i haven't updated lots because my overly possessive stepdad won't let me use his computer. he thinks that all the spyware on the computer is a result of my internet usage, as opposed to all the porn he downloads. he's not very good at covering his tracks, either. when he actually remembers to clear the history, his dumb ass doesn't empty the trash bin. on to happier subjects. my birthday is coming up, kinda sorta. how does laser tag sound? Comment! (4) | Recommend! voulez vous embrasser avec moi, ce soir Tuesday. 07.07.04 11:33 am >>> clue: marmalade mood: madmadmad alright, my laptop has died. sorta. i can't do anything on it. i turn it on, it loads up, and it gives me the log in screen. i type in my password, it logs me in, flashes my wallpaper, then logs me back out. it is so irritating. i've tried it on all of the accounts, and it does the same damn thing. i can't do anything. i can't go online, i can't listen to my music, i can't watch po-- uhh, watch videos, or anything. ajsoijterklgfbmsjkflkjrweopiuqhriewuhfiousxdjckmasjdlkfuckasoidjflskj i've tried everything: running it in safe mode, changing the boot order, running diagtools (whatever the fuck that is), but it's all to no avail. i don't know what good banging on the keyboard and hitting the screen does, but i've tried that too. so here i am upstairs, on my parents' computer. i swear to god, computers in this house are cursed, because this computer has so much spyware and adware that it's not even funny. not that spyware and adware are funny in the first place, but you get the idea. you can't open anything without ads for weight loss pills or free ipod minis. i don't want to punch the fucking monkey, thank you very much. as you can see, i'm kinda distraught my this whole situation. luckily i got to vent my anger with a little mini golf. today, i went with angelina, kim, ali, puli, david, and cathy to malibu grand prix. on the way there, there were these two mexican homies in a car, and we bumped some ghetto music and raced them kinda. we won. then we got there and it was ten dollar tuesday, so we got to play a game of mini golf and all of the arcade games for ten dollars. i did okay in tekken, i beat david and cathy, but boy did i rape kim's ass in street fighter. she's going to have the runs for a week. then on the ride home we played various jams ranging from lennon's "imagine" to e-40's "hyphie". there were some mariah carey notes that were (kinda) hit, and poor kim had to drive through it. i feel sorry for her; diarrhea and popped eardrums aren't the best things in the world to have. oh speaking of music, i heard "you make me feel brand new" and "for the longest time" on the radio, and it made me think of mi amor. it's going to be a long 9 days, 12 hours, 2 minutes, and 15 seconds ...  all in all, it was a fun night. but it doesn't make up for the fact that my computer sucks major penis. 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