I checked online, my credit statement says $0 due with a current balance of $** & change not due until next statement.
I checked with the automated machine by phone, my credit statement is 0 with a current balance of $** & change not due until next statement.
I talk to a representative to pay the current balance of $** & change, the balance of $** & change was due yesterday.

What?!
No, it's not.

Yes, it is.

No way.

I'm sorry, but it is.

Nuh-uh.

Uh-huh.

WHAT? NO, IT CAN'T BE! MY WORLD IS ENDING! NOOOOOO!

I'm sorry. But it's true. I can write a note on your account? Delinquency isn't reported to credit bureaus unless it's 31 days late...

...really?

Yes.

...are you sure? I mean, last time the representative reassured me and now you're telling me that representative was wrong so how do I know you're right?

Let me go check.
Yes, it's true.

...

Your balance of $** & change isn't due until next month.

What?

Yes, your balance isn't due yet.

Wait, what?

Oh, yes...I'm sorry. Your current balance isn't due yet.

...

I'm so sorry. I feel really bad. I'm sooo sorry.

...

I'm adding *000 credits to your reward points. I'm so sorry.

...it's okay. Thanks.

Is there anything else I can help you with?

...no.

Okay, bye.

Welp, I'm confused.
» randomjunk on 2011-03-16 02:44:30

I'm not sure when one ends and the other begins..... unless it is one service rep and he/she had a short term memory loss
» Nuttz on 2011-03-16 11:46:56

Oh no...I was aspiring to be a credit card rep after I graduated college. What should I do now??
» The-Muffin-Man on 2011-03-19 06:41:00

errr.. i'm also confused?

anyways, i always pay my credit card bills way before it's expired.
» renaye on 2011-03-23 01:07:38

Nice.

I hate dealing with credit cards. Cash is the best way to go!
» elessar257 on 2011-04-03 01:01:06

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