I had two of the worst subway rides in my life in the same week.

Scenario One
Setting: To my right, the doors. To my left sits my ma. I am reading.

I smell a stink. Edge of my right eye, I see a white guy standing in front of the door and it doesn't look to be him. I continue reading. A minute later I feel droplets on my right ear and maybe right cheek/hair. I look at edge of my eye again, that same white guy is flicking something in his hand. The next thing I know, he's walking away.

DID HE JUST PEE ON THE TRAIN? AND GET SOME DROPS ON ME????

My book closed in my hands, I freeze as I deliberate. Then I calmly reach in my bag, pull out my kill-ninety-nine-percent-germs hand sanitizer and splash it all over my right ear, right cheek, and hair. Rub my hands, too. There. Pick up my book and continue reading.

Scenario Two
Setting: On the train in the corner seat with a window behind my head. I am leaning against the wall on my left and squeezing my eyes shut.

I am having the worst abdomen-ache ever. Well, besides the cramps when I first turned into a 'woman'. Every few minutes, the muscles in that area constrict, just a nice painful squeeeeeeeeeeeeeze. Then it stops. And starts again. And stops. StartStopStartStopStartStop.......

For an hour long train ride. Nice.

Am currently listening to: If you seek Amy by Britney Spears

Well, the second one could happen anywhere, but the first one... wow.
» randomjunk on 2008-12-12 10:57:28

OH GOD! T.T

I am crying for you. You have no idea. I think I would have flung a gob at the guy as well.
» ikimashokie on 2008-12-12 11:54:13

whoa whoa whoa!
that's grody!

this is pretty actually interesting to read though, actually.

& i've never been on a subway. i wonder what its like..
» ShaShaBoo on 2008-12-13 12:26:20

haha, i said actually twice ;P
i crack myself up, sometimes.
» ShaShaBoo on 2008-12-13 12:27:01

Well, I can't relate to the last one, like, AT ALL, but I do feel for you!
» elessar257 on 2008-12-13 11:28:46

OMG! And I thought getting poked and sandwiched by sweaty, rain soaked men for an hour in the train was bad enough. I hope you never will go through the first one EVER again.
» Nuttz on 2008-12-13 11:37:01

Nothing like diarrhea pains while trapped in urine drenched public transportation.
» dave on 2008-12-14 04:56:51

ooh man
I'm sorry.
Scenario One is totally gross... whatever it was. o_O
» invisible on 2008-12-16 08:30:09

And yes!
I read your texty comment update things.

:D
» invisible on 2008-12-16 08:30:52

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