i will give you a prize if you can tell me where that title's from. (it is a song! from...a place...) nobody will guess it...nobody...*evil laugh*

anyway. i have decided to deviate from my usual ramblings about how sucky my day was, and instead be a bit more fortune cookie-ish. yes. (but just so you know, my day was purdy awesome. the sister came to hang out with me and my fabulo charlie brown buddies. rawk on.) sooo...family values. i've always kinda liked my little unit--the quirky workaholic mom, the stoic (and immensely large) dad, the snooty middle child with the insatiable necesity to impress, and the sporty tomboy youngest sibling. and then there's me. i have no idea what the hell i am. my family is damn weird sometimes, but we have our little kodak moments every now and then. i kind of grew up not being totally 100% smothered in the love, so whenever i am...smothered...it kind of freaks me out. it's like, "whoa. virgin child! kindly refrain from the hugging and the madness." that is why i think our system works out goooood. hell, maybe we need counseling! maybe the lack of hugginess is gonna haunt me when i'm thirty! but for the here and now, i feel groovy about where i stand.

keep that in mind next time i start pissing and moaning about how much my family bites.

...i am rereading...what i just wrote...and it makes no sense. no sense at all. *frown* i guess i had a little brain diarrhea there, kindly excuse me...

i got mah progress report today. it scared the bejeezus out of me, because the grades on the sheet were different from the ones my teachers told me i had. freaking...my spanish teacher gave me an a-, and on the thingie it was a b. i had a b+ in geometry, and the report said it was just a b. wtf!? oh, maaan. *the sigh* why even bother? stanford doesn't want my lazy ass. csm, here comes me!

*sniffle* damn allergies. i gotta go blow my nose. experience has shown me that one cannot type and sneeze simultaneously..and there are only so many times you can wipe snot off the screen before it gets annoying. yea verily!

the edit, homie--> me and ulysses had a GRAND little chat. i love psyching people out...so i imed him on my sister's screenname as 'amber'. no, i am not trying to impersonate anyone from mills. i've already had to deal with that particular misunderstanding...

Bubbles4581 [9:39 PM]: meow?
x 01ive juice x [9:39 PM]: hey hey
x 01ive juice x [9:39 PM]: ?
Bubbles4581 [9:39 PM]: is this ulysses? ulysses pascal?
x 01ive juice x [9:40 PM]: no
x 01ive juice x [9:40 PM]: yes
x 01ive juice x [9:40 PM]: no
x 01ive juice x [9:40 PM]: yeah
x 01ive juice x [9:40 PM]: why?
Bubbles4581 [9:40 PM]: it's me! amber! from summer camp!
Bubbles4581 [9:41 PM]: remember...'poison ivy butt'?
x 01ive juice x [9:41 PM]: oh of course
Bubbles4581 [9:41 PM]: YES!
Bubbles4581 [9:41 PM]: oh, it's been forever.
x 01ive juice x [9:41 PM]: how could i forget
Bubbles4581 [9:41 PM]: tee hee.
Bubbles4581 [9:41 PM]: do you still talk to any of the other campers?
Bubbles4581 [9:41 PM]: i remember you and tyler were like, inseparable.
x 01ive juice x [9:41 PM]: no
Bubbles4581 [9:42 PM]: aww, what a shame.
x 01ive juice x [9:42 PM]: i thought you people got killed in that mutan bear freak out
Bubbles4581 [9:42 PM]: don't be silly. that was just a rumor.
Bubbles4581 [9:42 PM]: wow, i miss you so much!
Bubbles4581 [9:42 PM]: did you grow out your hair?
x 01ive juice x [9:43 PM]: yeah
Bubbles4581 [9:43 PM]: did you finally buy that bass?
x 01ive juice x [9:43 PM]: its like you know all about me
Bubbles4581 [9:43 PM]: i know!
Bubbles4581 [9:43 PM]: you were my boyfriend, remember?
x 01ive juice x [9:43 PM]: i dont remember that part
Bubbles4581 [9:44 PM]: you...don't?
Bubbles4581 [9:44 PM]: and you promised me we'd marry each other someday?
x 01ive juice x [9:44 PM]: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh
Bubbles4581 [9:44 PM]: omg, muff monkey!
Bubbles4581 [9:44 PM]: you DO remember!
x 01ive juice x [9:44 PM]: That amber
Bubbles4581 [9:44 PM]: yes.
Bubbles4581 [9:44 PM]: sheesh, it feels like it's been forever.
Bubbles4581 [9:45 PM]: so, how's your sister?
x 01ive juice x [9:45 PM]: um...
x 01ive juice x [9:45 PM]: the sister i dont have?... she is GREAT!!!
Bubbles4581 [9:45 PM]: fabulous.
Bubbles4581 [9:45 PM]: ulysses, i have something to tell you.
Bubbles4581 [9:46 PM]: me and tyler...we...
Bubbles4581 [9:46 PM]: we're together.
Bubbles4581 [9:46 PM]: i hope you aren
Bubbles4581 [9:47 PM]: *aren't mad.
x 01ive juice x [9:47 PM]: =-O
x 01ive juice x [9:47 PM]: :-[
x 01ive juice x [9:47 PM]: :-
x 01ive juice x [9:47 PM]: :-(
x 01ive juice x [9:47 PM]: :'(
Bubbles4581 [9:47 PM]: oh no ulysses.
Bubbles4581 [9:47 PM]: i promise, we haven't even frenched yet.
x 01ive juice x [9:48 PM]: i dont know what to believe anymore...
Bubbles4581 [9:48 PM]: oh, i am so sorry muff monkey.
Bubbles4581 [9:48 PM]: well, i'm sure there is a nice sexy chick named bianca waiting in the wings.
Bubbles4581 [9:48 PM]: :-)
x 01ive juice x [9:50 PM]: my life will never be the same...
x 01ive juice x [9:50 PM]: i cant...
x 01ive juice x [9:50 PM]: i cant believe...
x 01ive juice x [9:50 PM]: talyor?
x 01ive juice x [9:50 PM]: of all people
Bubbles4581 [9:51 PM]: ...
x 01ive juice x [9:51 PM]: i have to be replaced with HIM?
Bubbles4581 [9:51 PM]: like i said...bianca...in the wings....
Bubbles4581 [9:51 PM]: BIANCA>
x 01ive juice x [9:51 PM]: FINE FINE
x 01ive juice x [9:51 PM]: I GET IT
Bubbles4581 [9:51 PM]: okay!
x 01ive juice x [9:51 PM]: im not stupid
Bubbles4581 [9:51 PM]: yes you are.
Bubbles4581 [9:51 PM]: but i like you that way.
x 01ive juice x [9:52 PM]: wow you sound like my friends
x 01ive juice x [9:52 PM]: scary stuff man
Bubbles4581 [9:52 PM]: because i am your friend?
Bubbles4581 [9:52 PM]: RIGHT!?
x 01ive juice x [9:52 PM]: well yeah
x 01ive juice x [9:52 PM]: but like the people i have to hang out with every day at school
Bubbles4581 [9:52 PM]: tee hee.
Bubbles4581 [9:52 PM]: well, i think you're spiffy.
Bubbles4581 [9:53 PM]: and amber's a bitch for cheating on you with tyler.
Bubbles4581 [9:53 PM]: for shaaaame...cradle robber....
x 01ive juice x [9:54 PM]: ugh
Bubbles4581 [9:54 PM]: well, muffy, i have to go.
Bubbles4581 [9:54 PM]: but before i do...
x 01ive juice x [9:55 PM]: yes?
Bubbles4581 [9:55 PM]: fcuking subscribe to my nutang!
Bubbles4581 [9:55 PM]: you are breaking my heart.
Bubbles4581 [9:55 PM]: breaking it!
x 01ive juice x [9:55 PM]: omg
x 01ive juice x [9:55 PM]: fcuk is a clothing brand
Bubbles4581 [9:55 PM]: shut up.
Bubbles4581 [9:55 PM]: how odd.
x 01ive juice x [9:55 PM]: i was laughing my ass off in 4 period
Bubbles4581 [9:55 PM]: i thought i'd come up with it myself...
Bubbles4581 [9:55 PM]: wow, it just goes to show you...america is a commercialist paradise.
x 01ive juice x [9:56 PM]: yup
x 01ive juice x [9:56 PM]: dam capalists
x 01ive juice x [9:56 PM]: link me to your nutang
x 01ive juice x [9:56 PM]: so i can subscribe
Bubbles4581 [9:56 PM]: uhhh...hold on...
Bubbles4581 [9:57 PM]: the full monty, yo --> http://www.nutang.com/members.php?user=peanutbutterjunkie
Bubbles4581 [9:57 PM]: huzzah.
Bubbles4581 [9:57 PM]: i am going to put this coversation on my nutang/
Bubbles4581 [9:57 PM]: because i think it was damn spiffy.
x 01ive juice x [9:58 PM]: i was of quite the siffy sort
x 01ive juice x [9:58 PM]: twasnt it
Bubbles4581 [9:58 PM]: si, muchacho.
Bubbles4581 [9:58 PM]: okie dokie...
Bubbles4581 [9:58 PM]: leaving now...
Bubbles4581 [9:58 PM]: bye bye, muffy.
x 01ive juice x [9:59 PM]: bye
Bubbles4581 [9:59 PM]: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
x 01ive juice x [9:59 PM]: farewell
Bubbles4581 [9:59 PM]: camp winnenutkatikiwilliwonka forever!
x 01ive juice x [9:59 PM]: mmmmmmmmmmm
x 01ive juice x [9:59 PM]: chocolate

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moody? yeah i am!: afraid...i should be doing laundry right now...

anyway. today was pretty spooting odd. my mom was being a total tyrant and wouldn't let me go to the work day for charlie brown "because family is more important and besides, they don't need you. you're just a lame tech kid." (tech kids rawk, homie!) ouch, mortal wound. so 'family time' turned out to be a nice day at the mall shopping for coach bags. and not even coach bags for me! *pissed* i would've much rather gone to work my arse off lugging crap for the musical, trust me.

after a nice lunch at friday's (the service stunk out loud, and my salad was soggy. *the shudder*) mother dearest dragged us to the bmw dealership down the street. i was like, "uhhh...can i go to mills now? please? we don't even need a car..." and my mom got all angry-fied. it turns out she just wanted to test drive a convertible. i must admit, it was kind of nice, but we're not buying any new motor vehicles until next january. far-fig-nuuugen!!! can you say waste of time?

so now, i have to go back to school on monday with:

--no homework done
--no new handbags
--a sense of guilt for not doing my crew job
--a swollen face..i'm allergic to chocolate and we had mud pie for dessert
--nasty sprite covered converse..i never did wash them after the round table disaster...(see entry below)
--dirty pe clothes
--allergies

*the sigh* i think i already said this, but weekends blow.

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omggggg. okay, hands down, yesterday had to be the crummiest day of my life. seriously. it started out okie dokie--i had a baked potato for lunch (*drool*), the weather was nice, and it was friday--but THEN, right around 3:39, things took a turn for the worserest..est.

FIRST of all, my dad dragged me to taylor so i could watch my sister (sophie, not lauren) play basketball. sure, it was the championship game...and yeah, they won...and, um, okay. my sister kicked major butt. but i abhor sports. oh maaaan. i'm not good at them, they're boring, and i always get yelled at when i say i don't like them. oopsies.

okay, so right after the game, my dad goes "ooookay! pizza and ice cream!" and i'm like, dying. i didn't WANT to go eat pizza with a bunch of 4th graders, darn it. but i went to round table anyway and tried to be a trooper. i think i decided i was going to kill myself right around the time that one of the little demons spilled sprite all over my beautiful new converse. *le sob* never has pizza been more miserable.

and THEN, i get home. i'm tired, and grouchy, and covered in pepperoni and soft drinks. of course, this is when the elements decide to send me another curveball--i got in a super dee duper fight-o with one of my bestest friends. *shudder* it was the most horrible fight everrrrr. i guess i started it...but can you blame me for being a wee bit on edge? ^^^ see above!! anyhoo, it culminated in me "breaking up" with him, and then crying about it, and then trying to fix things but finding that (as usual) i'd screwed myself up for eternity.

and THEN (yes! there is more!) sometime around when i was telling my friend that i was sorry, my mom walks in and she's like, "okay. what are you doing." my parents don't trust me with anything--they think i use the internet to look at porn. puh-leese. it's only good for nutang, aim, and research projects. anyway, i show mom what it was i was doing--talking to my friend. and she reads this one part that says "i'm breaking up with you", or something, and she starts freaking out. "oh my gosh! when did you have a boyfriend?! why didn't you tell me!? what..why...why are you breaking up!?"

okay. someone try and top that. because i think that should go into the records as the most terrible, horrible, no-good very bad friday in history.

oh, and friend? if you are reading this...i am sorry. really.

edit--> isn't life a pretty place to be when all conflicts are resolved and you have steak for dinner? yeah. saturday's turning out to be a hell of a lot more muff than friday was...

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basketball is the most treacherous sport, like, ever. you've got your intrigue (whooooo will win!?), violence (fouls), sex (shirtless men, home skillets), and, um. perspiration. today in p.e. was the fricking WORST 2 hours of my life, because i had to deal with all of the above in 100000 million degree weather. auuugh, shoot me now! and i don't mean with a basketball and a hoop. *collapses*

my ears hurt. my eyeballs hurt. my stupid knees hurt. farfigNUUUUUGEN, i ache all over! life sucks, yo. yesterday i got in trouble for writing that on my binder. my mom was like, "what is this!? life 'sucks'?" and i was all, "yeahhh...that's the name of a band!" and she goes, "right. what kind of band?" and, uh. i panicked. so i says, "punk! i love their title song. it's called 'tongue kissing cousins'." i always use that when under pressure. tongue kissing cousins. hella handy, yo. so annnyway, my mom was even more alarmed and now i am no longer allowed to listen to anything except bach, beethoven, or mozart (and the occasional yanni). bad times, home skillets. *le sigh*

i guess i hafta go now. no, not to fold laundry or eat breakfast/lunch/dinner/midday snack/midnight snack/energizing power snack/munchies. i'm at the library, and my stupid tutor's all up in my koolaid about how he needs to...tutor me. laaame. i don't Nead no% tootor1ng!?*@

lmao.

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yanno, i wonder what ever happened to justin guarini. you remember him, right? he was the runner up for the FIRST season of american idol. yeah. i was listening to the kelly clarkson cd today ("miss independent" sounds like summer and heat waves) and then i got to thinking. i says to myself, i says, "i wonder what became of that fantastic looking curly headed young man."....moving on.

today was really special. lauren (pull-my-ass) and her pal jen and i were laughing our heads off about the SF heat wave. *goofy grin* san francisco is such a spiffy place to live--it's like, we suffer through 40 degree weather in the wintah, and then when it gets to be, like, 68 degrees outside, we all die of heat stroke. fabulous. i'm going to florida in april...if the humidity and heat don't kill me, a gator will. goood times.

ooookay. gonna go sort socks and fold sweaters. *grimace* laundry sux the big one.

mcdonald's apple pie is ab fab!

edit, home skillets--> since ricky is being a bizatch about copyright laws, i changed the commenty doo dad. and look at the abundance of modules! nutang rawks.

ScarabMan06: haha
MochaBinkie: my anguish is FUNNY?
ScarabMan06: it's amusing.
ScarabMan06: keep anguishing.
MochaBinkie: *hysterical sobbing*
MochaBinkie: not...cool! *sniff*
ScarabMan06: hehe
ScarabMan06: see?
MochaBinkie: i cry.
ScarabMan06: i chortle
MochaBinkie: i seek professional help.
ScarabMan06: or just help
MochaBinkie: ....
MochaBinkie: should i be insulted?
ScarabMan06: depends on the interpretation
MochaBinkie: that's why i'm asking.
ScarabMan06: 1) you need help
ScarabMan06: 2) not enough help to need a professional
MochaBinkie: o....kay.
MochaBinkie: i'll take #2 and run with it.
ScarabMan06: ok
MochaBinkie: :-)
MochaBinkie: was i like, anguished five minutes ago?
ScarabMan06: i dunno
MochaBinkie: okay.
MochaBinkie: *anguished*
MochaBinkie: :'(
ScarabMan06: *chortle, chortle*
MochaBinkie: *sob, sob*
ScarabMan06: hardeehar
MochaBinkie: that's sick, home skillet.
MochaBinkie: i'm gonna laugh at you next time you hurt yourself.
ScarabMan06: calling me home skillet is sick
ScarabMan06: online anguish is laughable

boys are mean.

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