today i saw the most horrible thing on television i think i've ever seen in my whole life.

there were these hands, and they had eyeballs..and they talked. and their leader, he's named oobi, and he teaches preschoolers to share and sing songs about the alphabet...and...*dies*

i have an idea. how 'bout this--will someone kidnap me? plx? see, that way, my parents can't say no to me going out, and i won't get in trouble, and whoever it is that does it will be saving me from killing myself anyway.

*rips out hair*

i'm not feeling so good right now. i've got a really bad cold, and i look like someone beat me with an ugly stick. ughghglllssjdpsod..it's a good thing school's over. i'd be, like..a laughingstock...well, more so of a laughingstock than i already was.

i took some nyquil (when i knew i wasn't supposed to, because it makes my face swell and it turns my lips yellow) and it sure is taking a heck of a long time to kick in. i don't feel tired at allllllllwrptiahrthrityW8rtyh zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

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This Bohemian: BONDAGE!
This Bohemian: I JUST HEARD THE WORD BONDAGE ON TV.
MochaBinkie: where!?
This Bohemian: AND IT'S LIKE
This Bohemian: COURTV.
MochaBinkie: !!!!!!
This Bohemian: I LAFF!
MochaBinkie: omfg.
MochaBinkie: hahahahaahaha lmao.
MochaBinkie: three cheers for bondage homie.
This Bohemian: Fo' shizzle.
MochaBinkie: although...it's something i never want to try.
This Bohemian: Oh come on.
This Bohemian: You know you want to dress in a cat suit.
MochaBinkie: i did one year for halloween.
MochaBinkie: i had a tail, and ears, and a whip.
MochaBinkie: it was in the seventh grade.
This Bohemian: Dominatrix Bianca, Starring in: AFRICAN QUEENS VOL. II
MochaBinkie: lmao
MochaBinkie: omggg..
MochaBinkie: i have a porn star name already.
MochaBinkie: it's marie wayne.
This Bohemian: I do too.
This Bohemian: Oh my~
This Bohemian: Well.
This Bohemian: For porn names.
This Bohemian: It's the name of your first pet,
This Bohemian: and the street you were raised on.
This Bohemian: So mine would be...
This Bohemian: Precious Pine.
MochaBinkie: nooo..it's your middle name and the street you live on.
This Bohemian: No!
This Bohemian: You lie.
MochaBinkie: YOU lie!
This Bohemian: YOU LIE.
This Bohemian: I don't want my porn name to be Lee Pine.
This Bohemian: ick.
MochaBinkie: see, if i did yours, i'd be pumpkin comet.
This Bohemian: Oh, actually.
MochaBinkie: so i HATE yours.
This Bohemian: NOW... it'd be Lee Chestnut.
This Bohemian: ehehe.
MochaBinkie: ooohhh.
MochaBinkie: wait a minute..i'd be ariel comet.
This Bohemian: That's kinda kinky.
This Bohemian: Ooh.
This Bohemian: Neat!
MochaBinkie: yaaay!
MochaBinkie: we could headline together.
This Bohemian: For sure.
This Bohemian: You know what.
MochaBinkie: what?
This Bohemian: That makes me want to pee. brb.

the world has gone crazy.

today was a sad day in bianca history. i was getting dressed after taking a shower, and then i reached into my underwear drawer for a bra and it was kinda big. i was like, "heyyy, i'm not doing too bad for myself. heh." but it was my mom's bra (how did i get my MOM's bra? i'm the one that folds and distributes laundry. hmmm. wishful thinking?) and i didn't fill it out at all. not even CLOSE. *sigh* i'm kinda depressed right now.

i'm gonna go listen to michael jackson songs and cry about how i don't have boobs. s'cuse me.

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the title for this entry comes courtesy of my newly downloaded michael jackson song. YAAAYYY michael jackson kthx. XD

anyway, today was really really...boring. as usual. urghghgl. it was supposed to be "everybody come over to bianca's house and hang out" day, but that fell through. not that i mind much. i am just INSANELY LONELY AND DESPERATE FOR SOCIAL INTERACTION BEYOND THAT OF MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY!

*pant, wheeze*

actually, i did make a new friend. his name is jeremy and he looks like aaron carter and he's really cool. yes. and he's from michigan! so that settles it. we're gonna be bosom buddies for life.

yeah, other than that, i got nothin'.

*huge melodramatic sigh* i'm already sick of summer. i'm sick of folding laundry for twelve hours unstead of the normal three. i'm sick of watching nick jr and playhouse disney. i'm sick of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and being all out of shape and pudgy, and clinging to the internet like it's the only thing keeping me from going totally wawa.

*explodes*

edit--> just for the record, paul is a kickin' mofo! that is all.

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have you ever had a situation that was totally under wraps suddenly go awry?

or be confident in something only to have it blow up in your big dumb face?

yeah, so tomorrow is gonna be one of those times. *scared for my life*

oh, by the way! i semi-completed one of my summer goals. score major. it was the watch classic movies one. i saw "bells are ringing" with judy holliday and dean martin on that turner weirdo channel thing. as predicted, i cried. a lot. yes. there were tears. *sniff* i like old-timey movies.

'kaaaaaay....going to bed now. just got busted for being online. not good. bye!

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i've been trying very hard to keep myself occupied. my self-improvement bit hasn't gone over so well (see module), but i have managed to clean my room, dance to every single song on every single cd that i own (while wearing my dorothy costume), watch the last lord of the rings movie, reread all the harry potter books, teach myself how to breakdance (just kidding), and fight with my parents over independence for three consecutive days.

yep. methinks i'm not doing so bad(ly. is it badly?).

maybe i should set some summer goals or something. my mom made me do that last year, and i never did get around to finishing...anything. it was unrealistic stuff, though, like "volunteer at old folks home" and "create a babysitting agency". *snort*

anyway, here are my NEW goals for summer 2004:

-learn to play guitar
-go out with my friends at least ONCE (for pete's sake!)
-see if i can give up the internet for an entire week
-watch three classic films (like, yanno, um. "gone with the wind" or something)
-go to a concert.
-get a JOB
-call at least three of the people that i promised to call (see, i only put that in yearbooks to sound congenial. dang it.)
-go to the beach
-dance in the street (just like the song, tee hee)
-wear my cheerleading uniform to the grocery store, stand in the produce aisle, and cheer for random passersby.

okay, maybe not that ^^^ one. unless! somebody does it with me.

-adopt an animal
-re-establish family game night
-do something nice for someone without expecting anything in return
-scream like no one's listening
-start another diary..a private one
-visit a hospital
-tell people i love them
-distribute random hugs
-run in a marathon
-make a difference

*sniffle* this is gonna be the best summer ever.

oh! side note. everybody come to my house on thursday. i'm lonely.

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so, okay. it is now summer. not, like, officially or anything, but it's summer VACATION.

why am i not happy?

i think it's the boredom. the ALL-CONSUMING, MIND MELDING, TOTALLY ENVELOPING BOREDOM. auuughgeh. my life in these three torrid months will consist of:

a. doing the dishes
b. folding laundry
c. lounging
d. television
e. the internet
f. wishing that my parents would let me go out and do something fun
g. dieting

and that is all. *cries* i miss school already.

Bubbles4581 [12:07 PM]: i'm moving to new york too.
Bubbles4581 [12:07 PM]: to become a journalist.
Bubbles4581 [12:07 PM]: or an actress, one of those..
LifelessEyelid [12:08 PM]: i don't even know what i want to be.
Bubbles4581 [12:08 PM]: really?
Bubbles4581 [12:08 PM]: hmmm.
Bubbles4581 [12:08 PM]: i can't see you growing up at all.
Bubbles4581 [12:08 PM]: you're one of those perpetual children.
LifelessEyelid [12:08 PM]: haha.
Bubbles4581 [12:08 PM]: and you live and frolic in central park.
LifelessEyelid [12:08 PM]: maybe i could work at chuck e cheeses.
Bubbles4581 [12:08 PM]: no, toys r us.
Bubbles4581 [12:08 PM]: where nobody gets old, like, at all.
LifelessEyelid [12:08 PM]: yeah!
LifelessEyelid [12:08 PM]: hmm.
LifelessEyelid [12:08 PM]: cooo.
Bubbles4581 [12:09 PM]: can you see me as a journalist?
Bubbles4581 [12:09 PM]: or a talk show host!?
Bubbles4581 [12:09 PM]: or a big time news anchor!?
Bubbles4581 [12:09 PM]: omggggg.
LifelessEyelid [12:09 PM]: haha. sure.
Bubbles4581 [12:09 PM]: like barbara walters..
Bubbles4581 [12:09 PM]: or diane sawyer..
Bubbles4581 [12:09 PM]: or jerry springer..
LifelessEyelid [12:09 PM]: but, it looks like a news anchor would be too much of a serious job for you.
LifelessEyelid [12:09 PM]: like, you wouldn't be able to hold yourself back from a few jokes here and there.
Bubbles4581 [12:10 PM]: as long as i'm not hosting 60 minutes, jokes are more than welcome.

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