Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip..."

If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

Speak only in a "robot" voice.

Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announcing it's your property.

Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up".

Reply to everything someone says with "That's what YOU think!"

Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot".

Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

Practice making fax and modem noises.

Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and copy them to your boss.

Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid looking ignorant.

Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person".

Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.

Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.

To really annoy people, stand on a street corner, pointing a hair dryer at passing traffic, and watch it slow down.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

Take a sock puppet to dinner with you. When the waiter comes to ask you what you want, consult the sock. When the check comes argue with the sock loud enough so everyone can hear you about who will pay the bill, throw him down and say, "Fine you pay!" Then leave.

Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

Categories: ways to annoy others [t]

What do you mean by "you're it?" I will follow your advice religiously. Thank you.
» dave on 2006-10-24 11:32:49

whoo!
where'd you get this? try out this link from My LIST. if you like it, recommend THE LIST. please. lol. the LIST is right up there with my reading and stuff, but here's the link you should see:

http://www.getannoyed.com/

recommend me please! dave liked it, so it must be good
» middaymoon on 2006-10-24 04:44:24

Huh?

You forgot "when giving a presentation, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet." :)
» randomjunk on 2006-10-24 04:52:58

haha
if someone did this to me:

Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

I think I'd be upset...I didn't think my ass was that big :(
» lazypuppy on 2006-10-24 08:25:48

what do you mean?
'fraid i can't help you. you can't get to my site? well, did the link that i gave you work?
» middaymoon on 2006-10-24 09:16:27

haha
I know people who have done some of these things. and Heroes is on monday nights. I'm not sure what time its on there tho cuz arizona time is weird.
» LostSoul13 on 2006-10-24 09:24:09

you can make girls too :)
» lazypuppy on 2006-10-24 11:31:00

Teehee
This cracked me up! Thanks for the laugh!
» stlcardsgal86 on 2006-10-25 01:32:31

Hi!
Thanks for the comment.
Funny entry! XD
xx
» katiehorrorshow on 2006-10-25 10:13:55

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