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"If the day and the night are such that you greet them with joy, and life emits a fragrance like flowers and sweet-scented herbs, is more elastic, more starry, more immortal- that is your success. All nature is your congratulation, and you have cause momentarily to bless yourself. The greatest gains and values are farthest from being appreciated. We easily come to doubt if they exist. We soon forget them. They are the highest reality. Perhaps the facts most astounding and most real are never communicated by man to man. The true harvest of my daily life is somewhat as intangible and indescribable as the tints of morning or evening. It is a little star-dust caught, a segment of the rainbow which I have clutched." - Henry David Thoreau
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The Real Beginning of An End
mi�rcoles, 24 de septiembre, 2003
Thanks to everyone who commented on my last entry... though I doubt they will return. Anyway, I've finally figured out what to do with this -- blog about NYC! Since New York City is so interesting (in more ways than one), I going to write of things New York. The adventures will never be boring, but will probably be few and far between.
I got some condoms today. No, it's not what you think. I was walking home in the East Village and two women with some plastic bags stopped me. In bright pink, the white bags said, "We care about YOU!" I was thinking, "She's handing out condoms," as she said, "here you go, honey." I thanked her (I am mortified to have said that, like I really wanted them, but old habits die hard), took the bag, and continued down the block. I wondered, "Did she really give me prophylactics?" and I started to feel the contents from the outside of the bag (yeah, I'm not one for taking out what may be condoms in public) and felt a rubbery ring. So it was either condoms or a IUD (intrauterine device). When I got home, I took out the contents and found: two (2) pamphlets; a little business card-like card that says, "Take control," with info on emergency contraception; a bumper sticker with a picture of a rubber that says, "Just wear it," ; and three (3) lubricated condoms "for natural action" made in Thailand. Well, time to start my promiscuity! J/p. But really, was there something about me that said, "Promiscuous"? Or maybe because I was in the East Village... everyone in there is promiscuous! (J/k again; I always see a lot of senior citizens there and they are [presumably] not promiscuous.) So now I have contraceptives... Well, they expire in 2006, so maybe I'll know someone who needs some (and gets some) by then.
P.S. I also found a black panty liner in the gutter. Ciao.
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Chlamydia is not a flower
jueves, 12 de octubre, 2006
Safe Sex Options

These days, safe sex isn't just a good idea, it's a matter of life and death. Here are some valuable tips to help you "play it safe":

- Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly.

- Think about parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex.

- Don't fall for lines like, "God protects his servants in the clergy from harm."

- Do not, no matter how much peers may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third base with you.

- Make sure all open sores on penis have thoroughly dried and scabbed over before use.

- When taking four cocks in the ass, make sure to have an equal amount of cock in your mouth to reduce the risk of CHI imbalance.

- Before fellating anonymous man in back room of bar, be sure to ask, "You don't have AIDS, do you?"

- Douse penis liberally with D-Con roach spray before penetrating ape.

- You CAN get it from kissing -- tear out partner's tongue before any mouth-to-mouth contact.

- To prevent radiation exposure, use only lead-based condoms.

- If you must engage in unsafe sex, take time out beforehand to hope for the best.
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