I like 24. I haven't seen all the episodes, but it's pretty easy to get into it even if I start watching in the middle of an episode. I know the gist of what happened each season. Why am I so excited for this particular day, though?? Return of Elisha Cuthbert? Re-emergence of C. Thomas Howell
??? Kiefer-love reaching uncharted territory????
As for the first half of the "premiere event":
Oh. No. They. Didn't.
Top Thirty Jack Bauer Facts
. If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
. Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
. Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
. Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man. *dies of laughter*
. Children don't believe in Santa anymore because they know Jack Bauer killed him. The few people that believe in Santa know that Jack Bauer is torturing him.
. If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
. Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
. Don't ask what Jack Bauer would do for a Klondike bar...you don't wanna know...
. Jack Bauer's gun is actually a water pistol, but the water shoots out in the form of bullets. Why? Because the gun is being held by Jack fucking Bauer.
. Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
. If Jack says "I just want to talk to him/her" and that him/her is you... well amigo, you're fucked.
. If you get 7 stars on your wanted level on Grand Theft Auto, Jack Bauer comes after you. You don't want to get 7 stars.
. Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
. 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
. Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he's knocked out or temporarily killed.
. When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
. Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
. While being â€˜put underâ€™ in the hospital, Jack Bauer can count backwards from 100 every time. This annoys the doctors.
. David Spade always says 'yes' to Jack Bauer when he wants to redeem his credit card miles.
. If Jack Bauer had been on Oceanic 815 there would no Lost.
. Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
. Jack Bauer has no problem following orders, unless you tell him to do something he doesn't want to.
. Everytime Jack Bauer yells "NOW!" at the end of a sentence, a terrorist dies.
. As a child, Jack Bauer's first words were "There's no time!"
. Jack Bauer can sneeze with his eyes open.
. Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
. Jack Bauer shouldn't be compared to Jesus. Jack rose from the dead not once, but twice.
. When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer fucking hates lemonade.
. Jack Bauer hates casual conversation. He prefers bullets.
. Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.