I had it hacked off again.


Long hair just isn't for me. And yes, I'm going to post pictures of myself.


I'm a narcissist. You all know this.

It's the 4 newest photos:



Also, I'm done done done with classes! Until January 8th, boo. Next semester I'll be taking 5 classes, all on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. I don't know WHAT I'll do with myself on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Probably get a job, yuck. So now I'm just enjoying my vacation. Next Wednesday I'll be going to my parents house until... Probably until pretty close to New Years Eve. Exciting.

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The galleries are up and running! To celebrate, I uploaded a fuck-ton of pictures.

One gallery is from Halloween (and oldie but a goodie!) and the other is from my friend Julian's birthday party (he received quite the lapdance from his pals) and another War Machine show.

That's all I have time for right now. Exams are coming up and I have to study, study, study.

Enjoy:

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This entry goes out to all you dumb bitches that insist on hovering over the toilet when you pee in public bathrooms.

Stop. Please. Or at least wipe your disgusting piss off the toilet seat.

I know you think that your crabs (or herpes) are from a public toilet, but they're not. They're from that random you fucked in the stall of that bar you can't remember leaving. Yeah... remember now? Vaguely? You slut.

See, some of us actually sit to pee. Yeah, yeah, we're disgusting. Actually, we're not. We either line the toilet with toilet paper OR... We use the goddamn liners PROVIDED to us in the stall.

Why is that so hard for YOU to do? You fucking toilet ruiners. Even when I take the time to put my liner down, your goddamn piss still soaks through and I end up sitting in it.

May all you toilet hoverers out there rot in hell.

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Every other day I ride the transit home from class (remember!). I used to get a new driver every time but for the past month and a half it's been the same guy. A very nice guy. Every Monday and Wednesday I get on. Every time he asks, "Where we headed?" And I say, "To the library." And he says, "The libary? Aaaaaall right!" And away we go. To the libary.

I have a problem. With the word libary. It is not pronounced lie berry. There should be an r after the b. Library. I'm also confused as to why he asks me where I'm headed every time. I'm there every Monday and Wednesday (and the occassional Tuesday or Thursday. But that's rare) at the same time. I'm his ONLY passenger. Why can't he remember that I'm the libary girl? It's a little heartbreaking for me, to be completely honest.

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I'd like to apologize for 2 things:

1. The load time of my page. I don't know what the deal is but it's taking for goddamn ever to load. It's driving me crazy and, I'm assuming, anyone else who stumbles across my blog.

2. No Halloween pictures yet! The galleries are in a funk and I haven't been able to get them to work. But I will. Soon. Dave says it could possibly be as early as next week! We'll just have to wait and see I guess.

Here, how about I post one or two (or six) just so you know what to expect when they come:





So there you go. A man with breasts and me as one awesome fucking peacock. More to come.

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The other day I was crossing the cross walk and I was almost nailed by some girl in Honda. I stopped and said, "Watch it you fucking bitch."

She said, "The fuckju jus' call me? A bitch?" Yes, she said "the fuckju." Not "what the fuck did you just . . ." Just a really neat shortned version. "The fuckju." I'm going to start using it.

"Ah... yes. I believe so. Yeah, a bitch. That's what I called you."

I hate trying to get to my classes using that crosswalk. But I'm too lazy to walk down to the where the lights are. And I secretly enjoy pissing people off by making them stop. Even though by law they're required to.

Tomorrow night my sister and I are throwing a Halloween party. It's a costume party. Here's the list of people I know wearing costumes:

Amy (friend) will be Holly Golightly
I will be a peacock
Danni (my sister) is going to be a futuristic space cowgirl (??)
Craig (her boyfriend) Optimus Prime
Edward (MY boyfriend) and T. Lee (friend) will be Ken and Riyu from Street Fighter.

That's all I know so far. Are we too old for this? Or is it legit to do costume parties in college? I'm still not sure. And I don't give a fuck, I'm excited.

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It's been a good while since I've posted any party pictures so I thought I'd share with you a few from my Friday night. My friend Eden had a pre-Halloween party. I didn't know it was dress up and apparently neither did anyone else. Sorry, no costumes this time. But this weekend... This weekend will have costumes galore.

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