dying of broncchitis
So, I was diagnosed with accute broncchitis (i hope i spelled that right) and it toooootally sucks!! I was prescribed Zyrtec, benzonatate, and an albuterol inhaler. The two pills make me feel yucky and the inhaler makes me super high because it uses adrenaline. See? It sucks. And i've run out of the benzonatate but i'm not all better yet so i think i'll have to go back to the doctor. Bummer. But anyway... I curled my hair aaaaaall by myself today, except for the back which Danni did because I couldn't see. It looks sooooo cute but i burned myself like 8 times. It was worth it I guess... I'll show you the pictures. I guess. On Monday I'm going home so I can vote on Tuesday for KERRY. Because Bush sucks so much ass and I never want him to be in a position of power ever ever ever again because I hate him with a fiery passion. And his administration. I hate them too. Bush sucks. I really hope he doesn't get re-elected but he probably will because US citizens are brainwashed and ignorant. But yeah, nothing interesting has really happened. Tonight will probably be boring. But hey! Halloween is coming up, I'm so excited! I love Halloween!! I went to a party last week as an 80s... person. Yeah, that's my costume. Too bad I didn't get any pictures. Oh well. Okay, I'm done now, so here's my pictures.
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Edward Scissorhands, my favorite!!!!!
Here's a letter Michael Moore wrote to conservative radio talk show host Dr. Laura Schlessinger. I thought it was funny and I'm sure you will too:
Dear Dr Laura,
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have
learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that knowledge with
as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual
lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly
states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from
you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow
a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev.1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They
claim the oder is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus
21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her
period of menstrual uncleanness (Lev.15:19-24). The problem is, how do I
tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed posess slaves, both male and female,
provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine
claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify?
Why can't I own Canadians?
e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2
clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill
f) A friend of mine fells that even though eating shellfish is an
abomination (Lev.11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I
didn't agree. Can you settle this?
g) Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the alter of God if I have a
defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my
vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair
around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev 19:27
How should they die?
i) I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me
unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different
crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two
different kinds of thread. (Cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse
and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble
of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev. 24:10-16). Couldn't
we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with
people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can
help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and
Your devoted disciple and adoring fan,
Feedback is always nice.
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So there's this guy who designed this ingenious t-shirt that says I FUCKED THE OLSEN TWINS BEFORE THEY WERE FAMOUS. Ha ha very funny. Except... that would mean... he's saying that he fucked babies? Yeah, that's what he's saying, the goddamn genius. Way to go pal, you just admitted you're a pedophile. ZING! The genius of 20 something egotistical men never ceases to amaze me.
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the poseidon adventure
I have a rant. And so it begins...
I fucking HATE mustangs and the people who drive them. Except for Lindsay. She is my one exception. For some goddamn reason, the people who drive mustangs think that they are superior to everyone. They drive an american muscle car so therefore they own the goddamn roads. They can go faster than me because they have a six cylinder engine, and I only have a four. Big motherfucking deal. Haven't they ever heard of common courtesy?? No? Well shit, somebody should teach them. One thing they do that pisses me off is drive in the passing lane on the interstate. Fuck anyone who does that anyway, but fuck mustangs even more for doing it so goddamn often. What if I need to pass someone? What if I'm driving faster than you? Don't you care that your dicking me over? Fuck you. Mustang drivers are also the ones who consider themselves the most patrioc, but doesn't Ford outsource all of its work to Mexico and places where labor is cheaper? I'm pretty sure they do. (Don't quote me on that or anything, this is just the shit off of the top of my head). The patriotic people are the ones who drive Japanese cars since those companies build their factories here and give Americans jobs. Ugh, mustang drivers... The worst mustang drivers are the older white trash men and women. Teenagers are assholes but they're at least a little more courteous. They move over if they're dragging their slow ass. I take back what I said about older white trash men. It's the older business man in his red or black mustang that sucks. He thinks he's better than everyone because he's in his badass mustang hauling ass down the road, tailgating people for no FUCKING reason and weaving in and out of traffic, talking on his cellphone, and wearing his oaklies. What a shit for brains, goddamn dickweed. Its like a midlife crisis sort of deal I think. And then there are the white trash women. The fat, frizzy haired women who drive five under the speed limit so they won't fuck up their pristine white 'stang. And then glare at you as you pass them because they KNOW they're better than you because you're in a shitty ass mazda. Fuck mustangs and fuck the people that drive them. I know this has no flow and it's really poorly written, but i needed to get this shit off my chest. I apologize.
hey, all you assholes who keep commenting here:
this entry is 2 years old you morons.
all this douchebag shit you're posting is too little too late. nice try with being meanies though, it really touches me.
and thanks for upping my hits. i get paid to blog here and you guys are helping me make fucking BANK. keep it up and i'll be rollin' in the dough.
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nothing. but i can smell delicious nachos.
Today I gave an amazing speech on meeting Ernie Hudson at Dragon*Con. I hope I made an A, I certianly feel like I deserve one. It was very funny. I'd post it but I don't have it. Anyway, so I'm eating some delcious nachos that Danni made and I'm very happy. Nachos, to me, are like a bottle of sunshine. I'm sick though, so that sucks. I have a cold, so I took some DayQuil, and it didn't agree with me. Awright, David Cross is about to come on, I love him. I had a math test today and I think I did okay. I hope I did okay, math and I don't get along very well. Actually, I hate math. With all the fire of hell. Oh yeah, my main man Charlie started a blog on here. He's Stiletto. Or Stilleto? I don't know, either to l's or two t's. It's not that hard, I'm just stupid. And distracted by David Cross and his AMAZING singing. So I gotta go. I though I had some stuff to say, but I guess not. Sorry. Maybe later though. Oh yeah, and I'll post those pictures.
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danni play bass and craig play acoustic
Hurricane Ivan is on his way here. Neat stuff. Classes at Auburn have been cancelled for the rest of the week. I'm not sure about Southern Union yet though, I hope they're going to cancel seeing as Opelika is further south than Auburn. I'm sure they'll cancel... They BETTER fucking cancel goddammit! I'm going to be so pissed if they don't. Anyway, so I went to Dragon*Con last weekend and it was sooooooooo awesome! Dragon*Con is this convention in Atlanta for nerds. It's sci-fi, fantasy, horror, and comics. It was sooooooo amazing. There were people in costumes... I'll post some pictures in a minute. I met Ernie Hudson (Winston from Ghostbusters), Tom Savini (famous horror movie makeup artist), Marc Singer (The Beastmaster!!!), June Lockhart (the mom from Lost In Space), the guy who played Darth Maul (Star Wars) and Toad (X-Men), and some other people. It was soooooo much fun. Oh yeah, and they let us preview the movie Saw and it sucked. Don't see Saw. It sucks. Bad. It was still cool to get to preview it. I wish I could have gone for the whole weekend, it would have been GREAT! But I'm flat broke, so no. Oh well. Anyway, I'm going to finish my movie now, but I'll post some pics and stuff later.
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