This entry goes out to all you dumb bitches that insist on hovering over the toilet when you pee in public bathrooms.
Stop. Please. Or at least wipe your disgusting piss off the toilet seat.
I know you think that your crabs (or herpes) are from a public toilet, but they're not. They're from that random you fucked in the stall of that bar you can't remember leaving. Yeah... remember now? Vaguely? You slut.
See, some of us actually sit to pee. Yeah, yeah, we're disgusting. Actually, we're not. We either line the toilet with toilet paper OR... We use the goddamn liners PROVIDED to us in the stall.
Why is that so hard for YOU to do? You fucking toilet ruiners. Even when I take the time to put my liner down, your goddamn piss still soaks through and I end up sitting in it.
May all you toilet hoverers out there rot in hell.
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I would just like to say that I find this extremely amusing.
» randomjunk on 2006-11-13 06:05:25
haha, guys have it easy » middaymoon on 2006-11-13 06:06:22
That's so gross >.O and very rude. I don't see how they find hovering ok. >>
» Kirei on 2006-11-13 06:09:46
hahahahhahhahaha
right on
» changbang on 2006-11-13 06:43:33
hear hear! I hope that gets through to the toilet hoverers of the world.
I LOVE those toilet liners they provide, so much easier than messing around using toilet paper to clean off the last twat's spill and then lay loo paper over the seat. And god forbid, if you're in a hurry!
» (203.97.108.15) on 2006-11-13 07:02:03
haha...that made my day!
I hate women who do that...lol
» lazypuppy on 2006-11-13 07:07:45
Eeewww! That's disgusting.. I wonder how did they manage to hover over the toilet without getting urine on their thighs..
» Nuttz on 2006-11-13 09:15:22
Oh yuck. That is utterly disgusting, and the reason why I carry antiseptic wipes. :)
» little-b on 2006-11-13 09:45:58
And my co-workers wonder why I hope to God when the company moves in Feb. we move to a place with private toilets like we have now!
» Katrina on 2006-11-13 10:13:33
Amen! haha this entry is awesome, i am guessing u have had a few bad toilet experinces...my advice, try to hold it til u get home
» brittybratty8907 on 2006-11-28 10:53:52
you, like, sit on the toilet? like, omigawwd, ewww...
let's shoot 'em, i'll help you. that, and people who don't flush.
oh, and not everyone can hold it, brittybratty. some of us actually want our bladders to function properly in the future.
» toni on 2006-12-02 02:25:00
Word.
» Le_Jes on 2006-12-04 11:04:43
oh my word. you just made my whole week. seriously.
» Helena on 2006-12-06 10:41:51
Mannnnn. I hear you sista!
I think its utterly disgusting when that happens expecially since we are ladys.
GO TOILET SITTER DOWNERS!
» your_in_safe_mode on 2006-12-23 03:15:37
Ahhh Guys don't have that problem, we are lcuky
» rrzhang001 on 2006-12-23 10:35:09
ahhhhhh...... i hate those who do that as well...
especially in my Uni.. they just.. (words cant describe the horror) and sometimes i just hate to go to my Uni toilet.. because is disgusting and dirty........
» jolenesiah on 2006-12-25 11:38:24
and no standing yeah and no standing on the seat. What were they doing I don't even want to know.
» bzhuo373 on 2006-12-25 06:20:26
i also dont get how they DONT wipe off their own pee. seriously. i'd be embarrased to leave a mess.
» ariel-can on 2007-01-06 01:54:31
hmmm although guys don't have the sitting in the pee thing...well accually we do...if the guy before you can't aim...and you have.....shat......you could end up in a puddle.....and it is NASTY.....but women do have it FAR worse then men....
» dad2Xavier on 2007-01-09 02:55:50
I never pee in a public bathroom if there is pee or pooh floating around in the washroom, I get far to grossed out and hold it till I get home, or can use a diffrent washroom!
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