Friday - August 25, 2006 by Carl Chery P. Diddy In this week's Pulse Report, the streets are buzzing about Diddy making a fool of himself, Loon and 40 Cal's conflicting reports about their beef and an altercation breaking out at NYC's Idlewild premiere. 1. Diddy demands Proactiv bragging rights. Diddy, Diddy, Diddy. He allegedly invented the remix and now Puff claims to be the first to use Proactiv skin care. Take that! Take that! A drunken, platinum-teeth sporting, doo-rag wearing Diddy recently made the revelation in a clip presently floating on the net. "Ya'll know damn well that Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson is not using no Proactiv til Diddy wore Proactiv. Now, ya'll into skin care products. Now ya'll think it's official," Diddy complained. "Well ha! I was on Proactiv for seven years. That's why I got the silky smooth, cocoa butter skin. So Lindsay, Jessica, you're late. You should have followed my pretty ass from the beginning." O...K! Moving along. Your boy is so concerned with being stuntastic that he recently posted a clip of him waking up on Myspace. The subject at hand? Well, the Puffster reveals that he doesn't like having crust in the corner of his lips and suspects that his morning breath may be kicking. Eeeewwww! TMI, Diddy. TMI! Diddybop then talked about his breakfast preferences. Sausage, egg and cheese anyone? Look for more online clips from Diddy. The mogul swears that his myspace page will stay updated with fresh new videos. But just as Puff was putting new stuff up, old items resurfaced. Some may remember that shock jock Wendy Williams was allegedly suspended from New York's Hot 97 because she accused Puff of being gay. The photos that apparently lead Williams to that assumption are now posted online. One photo pictures Puff's lips uncomfortably close to those of his former protégé, Mason Betha, while another has him unintentionally mooning a crowd on an unknown beach. 2. Loon gives his side of the story. In recent weeks, 40 Cal has been making the media rounds, claiming that Loon took off running during an altercation the two had in a Harlem, NY barbershop. The Dipset young gun even stopped by SOHH.com to detail the encounter last week. Not so fast, according to a recent New York Hot 97 interview, Loon claimed otherwise. The former bad boy's account had him busting 40 in the head with a shovel. A woman, who claimed to be waiting on 40 outside of the shop when the fight took place, phoned into Hot 97 to corroborate Loon's story. Minutes into the interview, 40 called into the station. The two proceeded to discredit one another, speak on top of each other and issue threats for the remainder of the interview. So why are these two even feuding? Well, according to Loon, Cal set it off when he began taking shots on record. "Me and Jim Jones had a little friction between us and the kid 40 Cal supposedly had got on a few records with Jim Jones... talking about me and stuff," the Harlemite told Miss Jones on the morning show. "I knew Cal for a long time so when I seen him I just felt kinda disrespected with him trying to acknowledge me as a friend...you know partake in a conspiracy to try and assassinate my character, embarrass me or whatever the case may be. Dude knew he was out of order for partaking in this type of situation then when you see me, you just think you gon give me a pound." 3. Fight breaks out at Idlewild screening. Who ever said journalists are punks? Well, SOHH.com was present when a fight broke out during a press screening of OutKast's Idlewild in the big apple yesterday ( August 23rd). It is actually uncertain whether the two pugilists were writers or not. According to a SOHH correspondent on the scene, the scuffle coincidentally jumped off during one of the movie's most violent scenes. As two men duked it out in the front row, one stood with his shirt off, yelling, "he jumped me, he jumped me." As bullets flew on screen, attendees began moving around nervously, wondering if anyone actually had a gun in the theatre. Security guards eventually intervened and threw the boxers out. According to the guards, the fight was sparked when one of the two men repeatedly bumped his knee into the other sitting directly next to him. 4. Def Jam prevents Ye from rhyming in Khaled clip. Perceptive heads may have noticed that Ye only raps the chorus in DJ Khaled's video for "Grammy Family." No, it's not another one of Kanye's brilliant left concepts. A source at Koch Records recently told SOHH.com that Def Jam allowed the Louis Vutton Don to appear in Khaled's clip, but wouldn't let him perform his verse, hence the collection of Good Music artists reciting his raps throughout the video. 5. Pete Rock signs to Violator Management? DJ Premier just helped Christina Aguilera's Back to Basics reach the top spot on the Billboard 200... and Pete Rock may just be next. A source close to SOHH recently bumped into the Chocolate Boy Wonder and learned that he was heading to the Violator offices. Apparently a management situation is on the table. The powerhouse management company could definitely help Pete return to the forefront. Regardless, the legendary producer has been doing quite well for himself. In the past year, Pete has upped his mainstream contributions, producing for Jim Jones and 50 Cent among others. [For any questions, comments or criticisms, hit up Carl Chery at www.myspace.com/hdottt]

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Do you love me now that I can dance? flavorflav-hydrotee.jpg In his apparently never-ending and televised quest to find a soulmate, Flavor is definitely covering the important bases again. We find that the nex,t most important characteristic of a Flavette-to-be is the ability to dance… and well. “Flavor of Love” is apparently about to begin a 2-part mini-saga I’d like to call “Showing Your Black Ass For The Stars.” Sorry, “Dancing” didn’t seem appropriate. Oh, our good friend Toastee! How we appreciate your snail trail on every surface you are mandated by contract to grace. You can tell Slimer’s been drinking since she was 12… like 5 years ago. These girls need to be on rationed alcohol consumption! Big Rick gotta start taking glasses away. Eh, fuck it. Let the alchies weed themselves out. Anyway, on to the premise of the episode. After effectively shitting on the self-inflicted minstrel show damage that was allowing Brigette Nielsen to act a god damn ass at a Public Enemy concert, he effectively convinces that he needs a woman in his life who can dance better than whatever you would call that. The part that fucked me up though was when he was introducing the dance instructors/stoochie squad leaders. “My man, ‘Tommy The Clown’—” Man, I damn near lost my shit. He introduced dude like it was normal or commonplace to see a god damn hospital clown in the middle of the living room or some shit. I say hospital clown because dude didn’t look much like a krumper to me. That was ‘bout the hoest krumpin I’ve ever seen. Nigga ain’t do shit but the Rerun. I was waitin for some "Rize" shit. My homeboy EOB alerted me that it was indeed Tone Loc in the clown costume and that I should chill on the negative feedback. Nigga’s doin his best. Buckeey was luckeey to be the certified video ho-fessional of her group because Toastee and Tyson didn’t stand a crack rock’s chance on Flav’s nightstand of surviving. They easily had the best performance though. It’s a damn shame they had to face off against Krazy and The Pussytrap Dolls. Tyson’s desperation attempt was also classic. “I am a far better stripper than I am a dancer.” You know it’s bad when Flavor doesn’t want his face that close to the gas chamber. “I wasn’t sure what might come out her ass.” Indeed, Flavor! Lest we forget, bitches been shittin! How did I know Flavor was gonna get all Tyrone Biggums polished up to take that poor girl to KFC? The coonery! The amount of money it must have cost to shut down the restaurant and indulge in all the Original Recipe romance the Colonel has to offer must eclipse the amount it would have cost to just take the girl to Roscoe’s or some shit. TGI Friday’s? Friendly’s? SOMETHING! I know you all peeped the hot tub scene! I wanted to vomit on the spot. Brother Valdez “kicked it up a notch” by removing the drizzaws. I was waiting for the bubbles to turn black. That is gross. I’m sorry. When you do that with Flavor Flav, you’re not playing a game anymore. I guess he’s putting these girls through Fear Factor. I don’t know how these girls can break the previous [conscious] record of 17 seconds, set by Brigette Nielsen, but damn… just put me in the coffin with the worms. Fuck it. As if going to the KFC parking lot for date #1 wasn’t enough, Flavor took A Ho Named Scarback to the damn cotton fields for some slave lovin’. That’s what this shit is to me now, Slaver of Love. My “The Color Purple” flashbacks were violently disturbed as the bright red gear they had on blinded me temporarily. You ain’t escaping the plantation looking like 2 big Kool-Aid packets. Massa was pretty smart with the wardrobe selection. As there was really no drama to speak of, Toastee apparently looked to create some. Feeling threatened by Nibblz’s lisp and cock-induced overbite, French Toast Sticks decided to spread some shit around the house (not in the Somethin' sense). For some reason she didn’t think that shit would get back to her. Her plan backfired miserably as Ms. Tyson immediately dropped dime that, as expected, Toastee is a porno chick. Flavor’s problem wasn’t so much that she was a porno chick, as he is surrounded by “innanet skrippers” and the like, but that she refused to come clean about it and he had to air out her Barely Legal flicks [NSFW] with the fingers where they not supposed to be… you know… not all publicized like that. Ironically, he sends this girl away for being a hoe-bag of sorts… when we all know that next episode is the official BET UnCut tryout. Any of these girls who have not yet experienced working in a BET UnCut environment will have ample opportunity shortly. I can’t wait. Free DJ Quik… and Warren G. [email protected] It's Method Man week, so we're gonna be discussing Mr. Mef in days to come. Also... the Petey Greene was for tomorrow. That was a mistake today. We'll go back to that one.

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I couldn't believe he messed up like that. Damn you should know that song. Did you even rehearse the song before you went out there? I don't think so.

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As reported by SOHH Atlanta's blog, T.I. will be performing a secret show at an outdoor location in Atlanta for the official Zune Launch Party on Monday, 11/13. Check http://blogs.sohh.com/atlanta/ on Monday morning, 11/13 @ 8am to find out the ticket pick-up location and venue when they announce the news exclusively.

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What's da deal everybody?

My name is LT and I' m tryin to take over this ATL SOHH scene. With all that pops off here in this city you got to have somebody who is from here to bring you what's hot!! No disrespect to anyone else before me — but I'm going to do it like it has ever been done before.


First off, we got to talk about Lloyd Feat. Lil Wayne "You." This song has
been out for minute in Atlanta. It seemed to be one of the hottest songs of the summer — so I can't understand why they are releasing the video so damn late. Check the vid out and tell me if it's "poppin or floppin." That's one of the many things I want to be set up on this new Atlanta Sohh blog, (should I get the job) — "poppin or floppin." We all going to critique one video a week — I will lead the shit and then everybody follow(s).

In Lloyd's new video, I couldn't help but ask myself, "Why does this shit look like a high school student shot it?" This shit is all low budget — could this be an indication of the album? The other thing I also immediately noticed
is how they are trying to make Lloyd dance as if he were Justin Timberlake, or Chris Brown. You can tell lil dude can't dance because of the quick cut-aways. If you didn't know let me be the first to tell you — quick cut-aways = no dance skills.

Is it just me or has Lil Wayne been *EVERYWHERE* this year? And I'm not even
talking about the gay kiss between he and Baby (yea I said it — what?), but
dude has been on his grind hard — that's how you supposed to do it.

All in all this video aint nothing we haven't seen before. If you ever see
it — you wont even miss it.

Oh by the way did I tell you that Lloyd is doing a joint venture with The
Inc. and Sho-Nuff Records? I guess the money laundering trial didn't change
Irv's business skills

Holla at y'all

One!

O1LT.com
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T.I. will be playing the official Zune Launch Party (http://www.zuneinsider.com) from 3:30-4 p.m. today at the Underground. The show is free and SOHH exclusive ... we"re the only ones bringin you the info . Be there.

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