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Fellas, (and some ladies), I got the new pictures from Deelishus’s new magazine spread. The powers that be over at Smooth Magazine liked Dee Dee so much that they gave her two covers for the special ‘Live In Jamaica’ issue.
Here is the first set. I will post the rest of them tomorrow!
Talk to y'all lata,
-SOHH Gyant!
Posted by SOHH Gyant at February 20, 2007 7:15 AM
I Love New York: Who's Your Daddy And What Does He Do?
Tuesday. 2.20.07 3:05 pm
Before we delve into another 2-week hiatus from “I Love New York” we are greeted with quite the road to our Fab 5. Since it’s cheaper to use a group of orphan girls than pay for paternity tesses, New York turns her handful of remaining bitch niggas over to The Brat Pack for assessment. Immediately following, she has the boys take out their testosterone-laden frustration on one another in the boxing gym.
…and you thought the basketball was fun to watch.
In the wake of Tim Hardaway’s All-Star Weekend commentary on gay people, I examine just how unexcited the contestants are to see Chamo in the morning. I know it’s not right to judge what people are thinking, but quite a few of them gazes just clamor “chingado maricon.” I wonder if they’d feel better if they saw the video we did last week. (Chamomillionaire’s not gay!)
I’ll tell you who the Blair Switch Hunt should never have let up on, fuckin 12 Pack. As soon as these foster kids come out, nigga wastes zero time in getting a free facial and foundation. “Who wants to put makeup on Uncle 12 Pack?” Can’t fool me, nigga.
Chance must definitely be trying to lineup a career in acting or sketch comedy, because in his character, he’s zero good to anyone. How you gonna tell a little homeless girl “Your edges look tough.” Alright. Let me stop. I’d probably do that same shit if the little devil spawn put cake in my face. If New York were actually looking for a good daddy, I’d put those wenches in check real quick like.
New York: Why do you girls love Tango so much?
Girls: Tango taught us how to snitch! He even showed us his wire! Oh, god. He told us everything!
New York: Why do you hate Chance so much?
Girls: “That is not a real man!”
Even a 9-year old can tell as much! Ah, I hope she finds those orphans’ daddies eventually.
“This is my first date with New York or any saucy black woman, so I’m gonna be extra cool.” This obviously entails dude coming out of his room looking like Bobby Kennedy. I had been trying to figure out who he reminded me of for the longest. This mawfucka is a lost Kennedy.
Ewwww. No, no, Boo Boo! New York’s eye makeup look like she gettin ready for the 9:15 performance of “CATS!” What the fuck, mane?
VH1 once again listened to my blog suggestions and cut from ManBearPig at the dinner table to the horse pulling the fairy tale carriage of Boston and the Tramp. [Play At Home: insert fairy tale parody here]
After all goes well, New York apparently has made up her mind that she’s gonna try her out some bangers and mash. Sadly, Bobby Kennedy looks like he’s never kissed a woman before and she is devouring that little ass.
Back at the plantation, Chance wigs out when MBP told him he’d make a terrible father. The shit struck a chord as he was… on “I Love New York,” away from his 2-year old and being a bad father all at the same time. Damn, Chance. I'll tell you what. None of the other guys are worrying about their kids. You good, dog!
No, seriously. If you put some of the indignation of your monologues into taking care of a child, the world may be a better place for us all tomorrow. Take your Dipset ass back home and raise that kid right so he don’t try to carjack me in 15 years. As the MBP previously stated, “Be a father to your child.”
Sister Patterson been listenin to that old school hip-hop.
Thanks to the distraction/unintentional cockblock, Boston couldn’t get that wondrous chocolate nut off in the hot tub. Instead, he gets to watch his curious little prize convince Cam’ron to not raise his son. Couldn’t have scripted a more fucked ending for Boston, or could we?
Chamo in his Don Flamenco gear alerts the boys the next morning that much like they did with the basketball competition, they are going to pair off and pummel each other for New York’s entertainment. The shit was divided into weight classes, undercards and everything!
Real vs. Whiteboy: Real got his ass knocked dizzy quick-fast like by Whiteboy, who never disappoints the crowd. I expected a little more from Rick James... a slap... something, Charlie Murphaayyy!
12 Pack vs. Tango: Pac went Prince Naseem on this nigga. He doin flips in the ring and everything. He dropped “Tango, the big frickin Wango” with a filthy uppercut (a rarely used, but highly effective punch) in the first round, but Snitchin’ Randy got round 2.
Chance vs. Mr. Boston: “I’m ready to land a couple sweet punches on that cocksucker’s face.” Oh, how I wanted to see it go down that way, but Chance rather handily ate dude’s food. Bobby Kennedy’s obviously never been hit in the face before. With that said, he stood tall… even if he got knocked the fuck out of the ring like SoulCaliber.
Chance “Sorry I spit on you through my gap” Giles was feelin real big beatin up on punk ass Boston. He bodied Jay-Z and Nas… now he can add Sully to the list.
Alright, so, when we thought it couldn’t get any worse for Boston, he got cockblocked, knocked the fuck out and then eliminated when he was a tantrum away from penetrating… getting knocked the fuck out… and probably still eliminated. I’ll tell you what. I was pulling for dude until I noticed he really be diggin for fuckin gold! I never noticed the full extent of his nosepicking until last night. You gotta check that nasty fuckin finger for brain matter before you let him touch you, girl!
At least he didn’t hit the bricks without a little love. The entire room didn’t need to see the New York/Boston makeout session though… especially when he been in his nose the way he was. Ugh. I think he eats them too.
“Too bad New York missed out on the Irish Curse! That’s 2.5 inches of jackrabbit fucking fury!”
I’m gonna pour a little out for nasty-ass Lee Greenfinger today anyway. This program won’t be the same for me without him.
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Posted by Ron Mexico at February 20, 2007 11:26 AM
Time For Another Poppin or Floppin Video-Bow Wow "Outta My System"!!
Tuesday. 2.20.07 3:11 pm
What’s good everybody?
Well its time for another Poppin or Floppin video. This week’s video selection is none other then Atlanta import—Bow Wow. Bow Wow is still trying to some how save his latest album “The Price of Lame” by releasing another video, which will probably be his last one. The video stars relatively new artist(s) T-pain and Johnta Austin on the hook.
In my opinion Bow Wow has officially lost touch with what made him popular back from the start. His overzealous, tenny bopper fans have grown up into full fledged woman. They don’t care about these over simplified rap lyrics anymore. It barely worked for LL Cool J and it for damn sure aint working for him.
Somebody better help Bow quickly before he’s on the next season of the Surreal Life.
Check it out, and tell me what y’all think!
Until next time,
--Sohh Gyant
Posted by SOHH Gyant at February 20, 2007 11:41 AM
The other day I was having a conversation about the upcoming Biggie anniversary and how his life after death has been so over celebrated/exploited that the upcoming ten year anniversary seems moot. Some respected hip hop heads are like... 'can we let go of the Big was the greatest propaganda and keep it moving?'
Wyclef Jean feels the chances of a reunion for The Fugees are pretty slim right now. The rapper/producer is so frustrated with communicating with fellow group members Pras Michel and Lauryn Hill that he's contemplating putting together a copycat group. "The Fugees are giving me such a hard time that I'm trying to form another group with me, Akon and another girl," Jean told Melissa Rivers on 'Joan & Melissa live at The Grammy's.'
Another girl... another girl? What the fuck does he mean another girl. Now Akon is an upgrade from Pras... but "ANOTHER GIRL" referring to the position Lauryn played, damn talk about some hard Jimmy Choos to fill.
A part of me ain't mad at Clef. Shit keep it moving.... but why am I most curious about who this other chick would be?
Any guesses?
Clef himself is now signed to Epic Records after stints on Columbia, J Records and Koch.
Game is back a picking fights again. Sources who were hosting the now infamous Vegas All-Star party this weekend at Ice where Game and Young Buck got into it say both of them instigated the drama. When both entourages arrived on the scene between 3-4am, they tarted making gestures toward eac other's people. Basically those "What N*gga?!" gestures dudes are known to fight over.
Anyways, Young Buck took the stage that night and did a freestlye diss over one of Game's tracks. And with Jeezy in tow. Y'all know Game and his people got heated and proceeded to jump over railings and come down from VIP to bumrush the stage. Security stopped both entourages of 30+ from breaking out into an all out brawl. But now Game has posted a message on his Real Black Wallstreet site giving his side of the story.
In case you don't want to sign up just to read his message...here's what it says:
THIS ***** BUCK REALLY WANTS TO BE LIKE RASS HUH? I DONT KNOW IF YALL KNOW BUT LAST NIGHT I WAS AT THE ICE HOUSE IN LAS VEGAS AND YOU KNOW YA BOY, I WAS CHILLING DOING MY THANG AND I SEE BUCK WITH HIS bi*ch ASS CREW, I DIDNT REALLY CARE, IM HERE TO PARTY AND fu*k SOME bi*chES SO YOU WOULD THINK THAT THE ***** WOULD DO THE SAME, WRONNG, THIS HOMO ***** WANTED TO HOLLA AT ME WITH GAY GESTURES WHILE I WAS UP AT THE fu*kING TOP OF THE STAGE, ITS ALMOST FUNNY BECAUSE THIS ***** WAS TRYING TO COPY MY VOICE AND SAY sh*t LIKE IM THE KING OF COMPTON AND STUPID sh*t LIKE DRE PLEASE DONT LEAVE ME, ***** DRE MADE ME WHO I AM, BUT I UPGRADED MYSELF, NOBODY ELSE AND I DIDNT LEAVE sh*t! IM STILL ON AFTERMATH AND THATS THAT, ANYWAY I COP THAT *****S VOICE SAYING 50 DONT PUSH MY ALBUM AGAIN, 50 ILL DISS GAME FOR YOU, I NEED SOME MONEY 50 PLZ AND EVERYBODY IN THE PLACE WAS LAUGHING CUZ ITS TRUE, BUCK IS POOR AND 50 CENT GIVES HIM AN ALLOWANCE AND d*ckRIDES HIM LIKE A GOLDIGGER, THATS WHEN THAT bi*ch ASS ***** CAUGHT FEELINGS, GOT ON THE STAGE AND GET THIS *****, TRIED TO DO A sh*tTY FREESTYLE ON MY TRACK, IT WASNT EVEN GOOD, I GOT UP ON THE RAIL TO SEE IF THIS ***** WAS SERIOUS, MY *****S HAD TO HOLD ME CUZ I WAS CLOSE TO FALLING OFF, SO AFTER THAT, HE WAS GOING WHAT WHAT AND I WAS LIKE AIGHT, HE REALLY WANTS TO DIE IN LAS VEGAS, THIS ***** WEIGHTS 100 POUNDS AND THINKS HE COULD fu*k WITH ME? I MAKE MORE MONEY THEN THIS ***** AND HE GETS JEALOUS AND TRIES TO fu*k WITH ME, I GO DOWN THERE AND SAW BUCK BACK DOWN A LITTLE AND IM LIKE fu*k NAH *****, BACK YO sh*t UP AND DONT BE A LITTLE bi*ch,THEN SECURITY TOOK HIM OUT WITH JEEZY AND IM MAD AT JEEZY CUZ HE WAS WITH BUCK AND DIDNT DO sh*t BUT LAUGH WITH BUCK WITH HIS BULLsh*t GESTURES AND I GAVE THIS ***** PROPS ON MY fu*kING ALBUM SO GUESS WHAT, IM GONNA GO TO THE STUDIO IN THE fu*kING MORNING FOR A DISS TO YOUNG BUCK AND YOUNG JEEZY, AFTER THAT NIGHT, MY NEXT VICTIMS ARE YOUNG BUCK AND YOUNG JEEZY, LIKE PAC *****, I GOT MY MONEY RIGHT, I WANT WAR.
I'm getting high school nostalgia all over again.
Crime Mob's release date has been changed:
Hated On Mostly now drops March 20th.
Posted by SOHH Fabulous at February 20, 2007 10:36 AM
But the important thing is that, the cd contains a Hidden Beach sampler that has a pretty lengthy snippet of what is supposed to be Jill's first single from her new studio album coming out in June.
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