Damn, I just realized my next week will suck extremely bad. My list of to-do's include:

1. build a pipelined processor
2. design a high frequency high gain diff. amp.
3. perform a bullshit stat project
4. write a bullshit report about this robot arm that can move around small pieces of wood
5. steal a ton of snapple from slopeday and play ball
6. enjoy the beautiful stars glittering about in the cloudless and clear night sky
7. ‹– click me
8. and do some more BS

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Yesss... NuTANG is about 99% done. Its release will be within a week.

And whenceforth, life will begin—for all! NuTANG revitalizes and invigorates. All natural flavor. Dated for freshness. Made with the finest ingredients and care. Come on baby, just bounce with me.

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oh man... I made soo much rice for dinner. Yet! must continue to consume. Must defy the restraints imposed by the finite size of my stomach.

Aaah the pain! This exotic mixture of fullness and emptiness cannot be described—0nly experienced.

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So as I was heading to the library this morning to commence my 12-hour study session, my body was bubbling with so much excitement I was getting that painful diarrhea feeling. And then, the worst thing in the universe occurred...

As I was parking my car, this dumbass beaver ran head first into my bumper and knocked loose a gear from my engine, causing the gear to roll down the street. I was like holy shit, my car is gonna explode if I don't get that gear back in place!! So I chased the gear down the street, through 8 traffic lights... in and out of a church, over a rainbow.... and ultimately...

into this room.

And then I came back and kicked the beaver's ass because I'm an ECE student.

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dammit! the stapler i bought from the dollar store can only staple a single sheet of paper, 2 tissues, or 3 squares of extremely cheap toilet paper at one time.

this world is full of swindlers.

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Here is a recent pic I took of myself in my room at college with my new digital camera.

So, I got interrogated for no reason by a police officer today:
Officer: Did you hit a deer?
Me: No, I did not.
Officer: Did you come close to hitting a deer earlier today?
Me: No, I did not.
Officer: If you had hit a deer, would you admit it?
Me: No, I did not.
Officer: What did you say?
Me: Your face kind of resembles a deer's.
Officer: Ok, you're under arrest for being a thug.

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