Your time is now!

If all goes well, and my bubbling pot of tantalizing schemes starts to hiss 'wagoogliboo,' then this site's member rate will start to increase bigtime in about a week. So, what can you do to take advantage of the situation?

Make a name for yourself now! Post on the shoutbox (when I fix it up; probably will end up rescripting it), all through the forums, and submit writings and such. This way, when the swarm of newbies hop aboard this beautiful plane ride, they will run into you (~r member page) around every corner. Soon, your (member)name will become incorporated into online jargon. Wouldn't that just be swell? Internet magazines will interview you, your entourage will await longingly at your favourite hangouts submissively with an assortment of peeled fruits (mostly oranges, I'm guessing), and maybe even CNN will call you up.

How wonderful. So be as active as possible and seize this opportunity. Carpe diem.

Moreover, get all your friends to join so you look popular. With a robust guestbook and journal entries filled with comments, you will look good! And, of course.. all the more attractive!

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It is a new week. This past week was boring. And it sucked.

So, let's put things in perspective. Imagine this. You know of this giant mushroom (let's say about 2 feet in radius, 4 feet high or so). And then, all day, you toss small pebbles onto the mushroom. When the pebble lands on the mushroom without sliding or rolling off, you step back 2 steps and proceed on with this lively game until the dark night has come and you are tired and hungry. You note how far you were able to make it away from the mushroom, and the next day, repeat this game again.

You'd be having more fun than me. So, yes, there is unfortunately no giant mushroom near where I live.

Plus, it's been raining so much. There was so much rain that my windshield wipers could not wipe fast enough for the rain so my car slipped off the side of the road. With my shitty luck, my car hit a tortoise and thus flipped 8 (? maybe less) times in the air before crashing through a barn filled with explosives.

I was scared shitless. I broke out of my car and immediately did that dive (you know, where the action hero guy from the movies is parallel to the ground and the car explodes behind him and he doesn't get hurt). That would have been cool, 'cept there was so much rain that the explosion was immediately quelled and my dive was for nothing. Actually, I couldn't see where I was diving, so I inadvertantly dived right in front of this monster truck that was wildly speeding down the road. (What an asshole.) Consequently, I broke 13 of my ribs and got my pants dirty.

So frustrating.

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fux0r. In my toils with the new NuTROL, I lost this entry. Such a sacrifice.

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No one around. Hardly anything to do.

When life is this lonely and empty.. everything is so sad.   <- click the face

It's been a while, since I could.. hold my head up high. And it's been a while since I first saw you.

Be my friend. AIM sn: fooalienboydave.

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screenshot of next NuTROL (tentatively.. v2?).

new with v2...

• Much more member input and interaction! A shoutbox for members. Plus, featured member content and showcases.
• Pre-built left modules. Such as? nuJuke (idea of simplythi, one of those refer-to-a-friend email things, friends list, and more.)
• the ultimate template builder! I'll try to make customization of your page as easy, stressless, painless, and fun as humanly possible.
• PPGY technology!!

And more (to be added after some pondering).

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So I'm back on campus, and there's like no one around. Ok, at first I counted five people. Unfortunately, I later realized that of those five, one was a bronze statue of the founder sitting there... one was a tall, deformed shrub, and one was my shadow.. leaving only me and Babushio, the Babylonian gimp with two left arms and two right legs.

So now I hop alone..

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