Thursday. 4.28.05 6:21 pm
ok so im in maths class atm... bored as and have nothing to do... so im here to update this thingy... more stupid things taht mike says... i dont think he likes to be mentioned so much coz everything i mention are stupid things he does and says... eg:
mike: i bought this bubblegum cos i needed sugar.
me: umm... thats extra gum... and the packet also says sugar free
mike: whoopz -.-
everyone else: ROFL hahahahahahahahhahahaha
wow bell almost going... heheheh free sessions are kooliez... and session 5 is also bludge all cos my history teacher is away i hope he hasnt left the test for us to do. neways i have nothing else to say gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!! so damn bored this entry has just become RAMBLE! bleh... train ride dis morning... dodgy... 'tried' to do hw..... got a fair bit done actually... but still.. not enough to ensure that i wont be doing nething tonight.. so damn want to kareoke now but i have no where to go and mum wont let!! and tonight... have to teach -.- damn that! stupid students dont come on time!
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neways... now that im at home, means i have more to write about as i have been through more of the day.. hmm the day was pretty kool as i had so many bludge sessions... nothing much happened... one highlight though... i was singing mary had a lil lamb over and over hoping to think of a 'new' variation to it... then john sang one on da train =D here goes:
mary had a lil lamb
its fleece was black as charcoal
and every time it jumped the fence
u can see its asshole
also... the train ride was spent talking about 'counterstrike and gun bound'
john: u cant kill someone with one head shot nemore... u have to use 3!
emma: why would u kill someone with a head shot neway?
everyone: hahahahahahahahahahahaha ewwwwww ahahahhahahahahahaha
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Saturday. 4.30.05 12:22 am
well the morning started off quite saturday like.. going to chink school being quite unenthusiastic... then in class.. the teacher just talk continuously for almost an hr... we sat there being bored... then we had a vocab test... a cheating one... everyone copied off everyone else =P ... then i got super bored and wrote dis on yvonne's piece of paper:
I ♥ U 4 U R A Q T
then the piece of paper ended up being a convo on stuff to do with sex, at the end of the day... the paper was full off this with 3 ppl contributing in the convo:
-I ♥ U 4 U R A Q T
-how sweet......
-ahah
-sex toy?
sex talk
-ohh... ic.... getting turned on? ;)
-me or you?
-both =D
-getting hot in here
-yeh.... "hot"
-lol maybe we should take off our clothes
-but but... im shy... LoL
-LoL! okay then *shy*
-LoL... but you can take off your clothes, there are only 3 guys in the class anyway, im sure they wont mind
-three are 5 GUYS >.<
-ooopz... i cant count :$ but they are outnumbered neways
-hehe, still too many boys...=|
-awww.... oh wells... my loss... LoL... ur room is too dark, cant see you >.<
-lol, we can turn on some lights next time :)
-we already did! are you hiding ['things" ie ppl] in your room, thats why its dark
-lol the more the merrier...right ^^...???
-the later at night, the darker
-hehe, but we need our beauty sleep
-ur both gay
-we sure are happy XD
-dot
-plzingly BIG dot -.- i cant believe u get turned on by dots, so sad
-...what kind of dots n where are they located
-im syre u know what i mean ;) LoL
-lol:| whats a ddot
-u know what it is... ur the one who gets turned on by them =D LoL
-lol no comment
-u cant comment, ur too bz cs`ing! ur pen 8-)
-lol i dont cock suck a pen
-ohh.. so u cock suck a pacer... almost the same
-lol i dont like cs`ing... taste bad
-so u prefer lol`ing and gb`ing yeh? no taste and lots of action!
-yes they are fun. so easier to 'lol'... everyone lols. gb is addictive
-u said sc taste bad... means u tried it... who did u do? or was it rape? who did u rape?
-someone described it to me.
-everyone has a diff taste... u wouldnt know unless u tried it... [someone] said it taste sweet
-lol who does [someone] cs
-[someone1]... or maybe its every dick has a diff flavour....
-maybe he was just tasting a flavoured condom
-nah they cant afford it and they're too addicted to use safe sex
-they are like 50¢...
-but they;re too addicted... get turned on too quickly to be bothered to put it on... how do u know the cost? ;)
-lol, general knowledge, n im saying that [someone] bought a condom just licks it
-well, i didnt know... [someone] doesnt lick it... poor texture, he uses [someone1] "its warmer" he says
-lol ic, thats what [someone3] said to me too
-....... no comment`ness
-she said i was warm as err something warm
-;) sif cheat on [someone]! LoL... ur a playa dude! u did everyone... cept syl and me XD
-r u sure about syl?? n r u sure u did evon and not... someone else.
-huh? im saying u didnt do us! i have ur sis;) done wanna cheat on her!
-lol..... im saying r u sure u didnt do syl... haha dom wud kill me
-ohh... dome already knows that me and syl did it.. YRS ago.
-lol... illegalness
-not illegal... just "intimate"
-lol...............
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later on, we were all 'writing' down notes, then james randomly made a fool of himself unneccesarily:
james: ewwwww.... chewy gum!
everyone: hahahahaha
me: why da heck are ur hands under the table?
yvonne: hahah was it soft?
me: it was fresh? wtf? even over night... thats so wrong!!
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yehZ well.. dat was the paper... heheheh also in class... james forgot to bring his dictionary and wanted to use mine:
james: wheres my dic?
me: huh?
james: hey mel, can i borrow ur dic?
me: wtf? what dick?
james: ahhaah.. ur dictionary
me: ohh.. hahahha a dic
james: holy shit mel has a big dic
everyone: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
me: ;) the bigger the better
james: sure is... thats what our teacher told us
me: o.o
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more randomness
Peace on You
(Must be read with an Italian accent).
One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don’t even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch. Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you betta not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. So I back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: Peace on you. I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy.
mhmm that was that... hope u all didnt get ideas from reading this entry XD Comment! (3) | Recommend! | Categories: year 10 [t], random [t]
Sunday. 5.8.05 4:38 am
ok now my life is all back to normal.. im high again... life is all good... but stil stressed... but still.. heheh... feeling happi and loved ^-^ thanx to alla mah friends ^-^ and all the music ! well... i havent got nething to add... chink school yesterday was once again high and crazy and we went high over rubbers -.- sigh sigh... neways... we did end up writing a note... but i will not publish taht as its offensive in a way to some ppl and its kinda got incest tuff =P heheh
bai bai all ^-^
yehZ i s2 kingsley too ^-^ [chuckles]
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the stupidity of mike is back !!
Tuesday. 7.12.05 4:37 am
dis arvo.. heaps of random things happened... it all started with me getting on the tram... and just about fell >.< i will not elaborate cos it was a scary tram ride... i'll just conclude with ... there was a pedophile on my tram >.< damn scary !
ok now it seems that ONLY mike is silli enough to say stupid things to wreck himself... he does it consistently... without having to use any effort... and half the time.. he doesnt even know what hes talking about !! eg... swearing in canto... -.-" wasnt a good move... cos if someone told him to say something like i love ur mum.. he wouldnt know... AHHAHAHAAH ... what an embarrasment =P yehz... mike is so pick-on-able !! so on the train... he cant stand still.. it looks like hes dancing in the middle of the carriage... so we asked him "why are u dancing in the train?" and he says" im not trying to dance.. im trying to keep my balance." -.- what kinda poor excuse is that for wanting to dance on the train? yes and today? u know what he said.. he said he wouldnt wreck himself for the rest of the train trip.. then 2 seconds right after he said that.. he wrecks himself saying " i wont wreck myself by myself" wtf!?! what kind of lame logic was that?!
about half way back on da train... the same random guy went nuts again !! >.< he was scaring the crap out of this lady... and everyone in the carriage just stared... we were making the most noise for a while.. but when we heard his screaming and smacking on the windows... we went silent and gaped at him.. i swear it was scary and funny the same time... weird feeling =S maybe it was only me... lol but yeh... blehz... neways... random holmesglen tafe dudes got on and tried to stop him scaring the poor lady.. but he threatened them that he would pull his pants down... how that is a threat i dont really know... cos wouldnt most girls want to see?? LOL yehz.. im telling u yehz.. but not from a random guy like that !! and certainly not him!! [shudders at thought]
for the first time in ages... i practised pno for 45 mins... it took a lot of effort =.=""' even though im meant to average 2 hrs at least per day =P ahh wellz .. hehehehz
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random convo from geo class...
ms walker: millar what is it on ur lap thats so interesting that ur not focusing here
millar: umm nothing
ms walker: is it a mobile fone?
troy: [mutters] its a pink ipod
millar: no
ms walker: what is it?
millar: nothing... its... my... lap
class: HAHAHAHAHA
ms walker: oh im sorry to emabarras u like that... sorry
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Wednesday. 7.27.05 4:42 am
JAMES LOST THE BET ALREADY !
Wednesday. 7.27.05 4:46 am
ok as james cannot believe but has happened and is quite true.. that peter wang has acted quite antisocially after james had left the train for a minute. firstly.. wang used his pamphlet thingy mah jiggy and hit me on the head with it.. then, he hit chris for the same cause... which what we were doing was teasing him about isaac [the fake one =P].. LOL indeed james now has to give in as i have many witnesses and if hes thats desperate he can always check up on the trains secutiry cams.. XD which i highly doubt LOL... soooooo this is going to be fun to watch... time and location still have to be decided... indeed i will wait for emma to come back and watch alla this LOLOLOLOLOL hhehehehehehe...
so i guess today i feel slightly better than yesterday yet i still feel that i dont want to talk to ppl much... [sigh] mehz....
ahhh yehz... how can i forget... hehehe bill came up with this... well as decided earlier on... C.S. Lewis was not quite the possible... therefore .... he had come up with another abbreviation for C.S. Lewis.. which stands for cant suck Lewis.. which i find is quite perfect in that scenario...
and also in music today... XD ... we had a HILARIOUS convo
cindy: [looks quite dazed and is biting on her pacer]
bill: cindy is thinking of hal
me: omg shes biting on her pacer too
oli: [takes pacer off cindy] wow lots of teeth marks.. she bites hard
me: OMFG... i feel so sorry for him
yehz.. thats all that has happened today which was worth remembering or mentioning... XD
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