so chink class commenced....i was hoping for tables to be in groups or in an arch so there was no such thing as a front row.....but no....there had to be a front row....so james goes and sits there......and his sis goes sit nxt to him and his loyal friend yi sat there too....how bloody dodgy was that........??!!so i clearly lost the bet....but james was being nice...^^ he added one more option:
6. giv me 1kg lollypops

so yea i guess i'd do that if i dont wanna ask no one out.....lol.....so yes...its all over....after he finishes the whole kg of lollypops, the james u see will not look like this but looks like this (thinks to himself *is this as fast as i can run?*)

so after this bet, i didnt give up or get put off....instead i make another bet...it all started when i became hungry...talking to mike....he was eating...i said i'd put him off...so i did...and he said hes not likely to get put off...so we betted on that

Bet: Michael will get put off after going to www.ratemypoo.com
Me: for
Mike: against

options for mike:
1. hug james
2. ask anita out
3. tell james u want vicky
4. teo ur maths teacher u love him and giv him a bunch a flowers
5. buy a g string and giv it to james

options for me:
1. give james a hug in front of vicki
2.don't eat any thing for a week
3. say a bullshit

I WON!!!!!

mix my fone...my life...i died..nid to come alive.. 37eric/2balls says:
depression ...... me ...... dead........ my fone
~L¦É L §Þ ¦Å L~ÿÌì°®Äã¶àһЩ~i lost the bet~ says:
lol
~L¦É L §Þ ¦Å L~ÿÌì°®Äã¶àһЩ~i lost the bet~ says:
im not going to ur funeral
mix my fone...my life...i died..nid to come alive.. 37eric/2balls says:
hmm
mix my fone...my life...i died..nid to come alive.. 37eric/2balls says:
i didnt invite you.............
~L¦É L §Þ ¦Å L~ÿÌì°®Äã¶àһЩ~i lost the bet~ says:
lol
~L¦É L §Þ ¦Å L~ÿÌì°®Äã¶àһЩ~i lost the bet~ says:
ur dead
~L¦É L §Þ ¦Å L~ÿÌì°®Äã¶àһЩ~i lost the bet~ says:
u cant invite
anyone hav a spare fone, my fone is dead.... im dead too..fix my fone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAa says:
true
anyone hav a spare fone, my fone is dead.... im dead too..fix my fone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAa says:
who organised my funeral?
~L¦É L §Þ ¦Å L~ÿÌì°®Äã¶àһЩ~i lost the bet~ says:
me
~L¦É L §Þ ¦Å L~ÿÌì°®Äã¶àһЩ~i lost the bet~ says:
but im not going
anyone hav a spare fone, my fone is dead.... im dead too..fix my fone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAa says:
ohhh
anyone hav a spare fone, my fone is dead.... im dead too..fix my fone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAa says:
can u describe my funeral
anyone hav a spare fone, my fone is dead.... im dead too..fix my fone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAa says:
how many ppl u invited
anyone hav a spare fone, my fone is dead.... im dead too..fix my fone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAa says:
how many ppl actually going
~L¦É L §Þ ¦Å L~ÿÌì°®Äã¶àһЩ~i lost the bet~ says:
ok
~L¦É L §Þ ¦Å L~ÿÌì°®Äã¶àһЩ~i lost the bet~ says:
100 ppl invited
~L¦É L §Þ ¦Å L~ÿÌì°®Äã¶àһЩ~i lost the bet~ says:
1 comes
~L¦É L §Þ ¦Å L~ÿÌì°®Äã¶àһЩ~i lost the bet~ says:
its james
~L¦É L §Þ ¦Å L~ÿÌì°®Äã¶àһЩ~i lost the bet~ says:
hahahaha
~L¦É L §Þ ¦Å L~ÿÌì°®Äã¶àһЩ~i lost the bet~ says:
ur buried in the alley
~L¦É L §Þ ¦Å L~ÿÌì°®Äã¶àһЩ~i lost the bet~ says:
where all the druggies go
anyone hav a spare fone, my fone is dead.... im dead too..fix my fone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAa says:
really? tatz such a
anyone hav a spare fone, my fone is dead.... im dead too..fix my fone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAa says:
special funeral

Bet: mike is eating and will be put off again!
For: Me
Against: mike

options for mike:
1. tell vicki u like her in front of james
2. buy a v string for ur viet teacher
3. go to flinders everyday for a month and do the full monty whilst im not looking
4. buy a rose for vicki and giv it to her in front of james
5. hug james and tell him to go to ur house that night

options for mel:
1. dance on the train while sing in ABC
2. give james a rose in fornt of vicki
3. don't go high for like a month

I WON AGAINZ!!!

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(f) hiatus.: my dic is useless (joke intended)
(f) hiatus.: doesnt tell me how to write
♪Çħeeʞץ Lι L: HAHAHAH
♪Çħeeʞץ Lι L: cos it tells u how to do other things


random things heard on the train:
jerusha: [passes peter and i a raspberry drop lolly]
peter and i: ty
me: hmm they look like something
jerusha: what
me: dingle berries ... and ice cream
jerusha: wth?
me: lol cos ken and wang were eating a choco sundae and talking about dingle berries.. then afterwards i found out what a dingle was. u wanna know what it is?
jerusha: no thanx
peter: yes ok
me: LOL ok.. its a piece of shit that hangs off ur ass
peter: hahahah eww ok haha
jerusha: [although was blocking her ears] i heard that
me: LOL !!
[we approach richmond station and joyce and heaps of other ppl get on]
joyce: [comes up to us] hi
jerusha: want a raspberry drop?
me: LOL hahah dingleberry
joyce: [not knowing what a dingle berry is takes a raspberry drop]
jerusha: i got it from ballarat when i went on an excursion
joyce: oh i see.. have they been preserved for over 200 hundred yrs or something?
peter jerusha and i: ROFL HAHAHAHAHA
peter: preserved with salt water? lol
jerusha: pickled LOL

-peter 4 isaac-

at chinkie school today:
yvonne and i: hey isaac will u bash peter if he asks ur sister out?
isaac: yes

yvonne, blee, jerusha (isaac we call her) n i went to da toilet
yvonne and i: hey isaac why u in the girl's toilet?
jerusha: shuttup... [grabs me around the neck and arm]
me: RAPE !!
yvonne: hahahaha.. yes rape rape ! LOL
XD =P

mike's fav quote:
-cac-

blehz... now im just simply bored to the max ! >.<"

千金难买一回头:
不仅要珍惜眼前的事,更要珍惜眼前的人!

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holidays are boring... yes very boring... i'll be leaving the house for the second time on thursday ... first time was yesterday to springvale to get my eyes checked.. then the second time will be me going to state lib with a 'few' friends... then hopefully next week to see ring 2 cos i cant stand the house for a whole week unless i have my ex which are my canto series... hehe... wat am i to write... my life seems very boring... i dont have nething to say

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last night... kim came over... and stayed over... we didnt do much.... and its true... yes, there is nothing wrong with lesbianity but i dont want her that bad.. lol... and vice versa... heheh... i wouldnt cheat on sylvia! LOL... neways... yeh.. sleep over... then today we went to state lib and did 'work' [cough] along with like 15 others... we so got work done... LOL ... i actually managed to get half my sac done actually... surprising indeed... then we went to mc for lunch... which i only 3/4 finished... bleh.... then got the most disgusting lucky cup i ever had in my life... watermelon... thats just an advice for everyone else out there... i like watermelon lollypops i like watermelon itself... but that watermelon lucky cup was shit! even emma and brendan agreed with me!... then we went to msac... where everyone played table tennis whilst i played cards... spit with eugene ROFL... was fun... very funny too... hehehhehehehe..... then came home... it was quite and entertaining day... felt like 2 hrs...but was 6 hrs or so ... if only everyday of the holidays can be like that...

---SoMeThInG rAnDoM tHaT mIkE sAiD---
Mikee says:
sum guy in swimmin 2dai got an easta egg stuffd down his ass
Mikee says:
it was so funni
Mikee says:
and then the egg went in part way....
Mikee says:
and then.....we gave it 2 sum1 to eat...
♥Lι Lм ε L♥ - - [quotez bill: i wet my bag] - - [好闷啊! 就快死人啦!] - - says:
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Mikee says:
it was pretti funni
♥Lι Lм ε L♥ - - [quotez bill: i wet my bag] - - [好闷啊! 就快死人啦!] - - says:
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Mikee says:
lol
♥Lι Lм ε L♥ - - [quotez bill: i wet my bag] - - [好闷啊! 就快死人啦!] - - says:
WEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
♥Lι Lм ε L♥ - - [quotez bill: i wet my bag] - - [好闷啊! 就快死人啦!] - - says:
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Mikee says:
we didn't tell the person till afta ward
Mikee says:
lol
Mikee says:
gonna try it on wum1 at skool now
♥Lι Lм ε L♥ - - [quotez bill: i wet my bag] - - [好闷啊! 就快死人啦!] - - says:
...
♥Lι Lм ε L♥ - - [quotez bill: i wet my bag] - - [好闷啊! 就快死人啦!] - - says:
ewww
♥Lι Lм ε L♥ - - [quotez bill: i wet my bag] - - [好闷啊! 就快死人啦!] - - says:
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Mikee says:
hahaha
Mikee says:
u noe wat u do...
Mikee says:
u stuff it down they're batha's...
♥Lι Lм ε L♥ - - [quotez bill: i wet my bag] - - [好闷啊! 就快死人啦!] - - says:
or not
Mikee says:
then....u slap they're ass realli hard where the bulge is standing out...
Mikee says:
dat way...the egg will fly up the A-hole
Mikee says:
nice yea
Mikee says:
lol
Mikee says:
then....the victime has to manualli pick it out of they're ass
♥Lι Lм ε L♥ - - [quotez bill: i wet my bag] - - [好闷啊! 就快死人啦!] - - says:
EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?! why am i always stuck with jimmy?? why why why?!?!?! got put in the same swimming group..... fine then ignore that cos other ppl are in it too and i can simply ignore him... the debate.. the teacher had to put me in his group! thats not that bad i guess...considering there are 3 to a group so i can ignore him... so hes also in my music class -.- whats worse?? hes my duet! wtf?! why? why always with me at the time when i most dont want him to be?? if ever im in his group again, im so going to scream at the teacher and be ready ppl to record it cos it would be a classic

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lol in lit class atm.. so bored... >.< ... ah man hope the teacher doesnt come and look at this.. LOL... hehehe emma is back !! ^-^ hehe... damn high i am... aaarrrgghh so much to do lahz... damn it... hhehe... mehz.. im still high and i dunno what to do... lolz... hehehehhe... god i need to stop laughing and rambling on about nothing... yehz... so neways... this morning on the train... ride was quite out of ordinary... wait... ermz... mehz... i dunno what u would call it... when a train driver starts to commentate over the PA system.

quote train driver: we are approaching a broken rail.. it is 100 m in front of us. We will go over it slowly now.

then about 3/4 of the way to flinders... emmeline had to get off at Kooyong... we attempted 3 times unsuccessfully to get peters arms round her or to get her to sit on him... damn it... didnt work >.< then when she got up to get out of the train we tried to push her onto peter, and she screamed out 'SEXUAL HARASSMENT'... the whole train went dead silent and just stared... quite funny... hehhe...yeh and up til now.. its been boring... [sigh]

random quote: [at end of computer session] now turn the mice over so we can see their balls.

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weo weo... i adopted a cute lil boii.... KINGSLEY!! mah lil bro !! ^^! yes yes lil bro.. nothing else just a bro u cfrazi minded idiots! get that through ur heads! neways.. he goes mhs... hes exactly the same height as me but due to his spikey hair which is like 8cms, it 'seems' that hes taller than me -.- damn that hes like umm a yr and 2 months younger than me and seems interested in a certain girl [coughsarahcough] muahahahahaha ... yer i love his hair da best!

now, i have a grandpa, dad, mum, sis, bros, uncles, aunties (kikiki.. amber) all i need for a perfect family wud be erm... husband, duaghter, son, niece, nephew, bro in law... looks like more adopting to do neone help me out?? suggestions maybe?

alright now wtf?! this song is dodgy kingsley it really is.... LMF finalasy.... sang a song... called WTF its canto?!?!?!?! and its rap?!?!?!?! and it swears alla wat through?!?!?! weirdeded buh betta than jay chou ROFL.... heheheh bleh

quite entertaining taht song buh i want da lyrics!!

ag is dodgy btw... if it wasnt for u emma i wouldnt get da account cos of u!! u kno what im talking about =P

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