alright.....do me and mah sis have dat much in difference??? i thought it was meant to be common....we dont look related at all?!

[me and bianca at flinders tram stop waiting for a 19 tram william (bianca's class mate) comes up to us]

william: hey where do u live?
bianca: [doesnt reply i found it rude so i replied for her]
me: far away...we take the glenny trains
william: i see
me: [nods] mhmm
william: so r u in yr 7 as well?
me: no
william: yr 8 or 9?
me: no...yr 10
william: 0o u serz...u look so young....wait....how old r u?
me: guess
william: umm 13?
me: -.-! no im 15 turning 16
william: 0.o then how do u know her? [pointing to bianca] do u guys live together or something?
me: umm...shes my sister
william: 0.0
me and bianca: ahahahhahahahah

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da best of dubya speak!!

1. Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.
2. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.
3. And one of the things we've got to make sure that we do is anything.
4. I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasnt here.
5. Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of "Hop on Pop".
6. we're in for a long struggle, and I think Texans understand that. And so do Americans.
7. The benefits of helping somebody is beneficial.
8. When you have your own money, it means you've got more money to spend.
9. Laura and I will thank them from the bottom of my heart.
10. At this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly outta Ronald Reagan Airport.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jimmy is a fucking retard.... he is scared of mike?! what a dickhead!! but thats all good good for me muahahahhaha.....kikiki... bleh..... hes gay and nothing more is to be said

there have been slight chnages to my family relations!!
mum: sylvia
dad: dom
grandpa: Bill
uncle from dad's side: weidi
uncle from mum's side: oliver
auntie married to uncle from mum's side: AMBER!! hahahahhahahaha

(in da canteen round a table)
Syl: hes gay... (blah blah etc about........)
oliver, weidi, tim, dom and I: mhmm... uhuh... we all know dat
(Louis walks up to us)
luois: hi all
me: hi
syl: Ëûϲ»¶ÄÐÈË
luois: YES! ( louis is a skip therefore knows no canto at all -.-)
everyone: rofl ahahhahahahahahahhahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
me: does neone have a tissue (holding on to stomach)
luois: whats so funny?
me: hahahahhaha (wipes tears) help!! im dying of laughter!!

note: Ëûϲ»¶ÄÐÈË means he likes guys



egg song edited by emma and me!

wiggle jiggle yellow middle
thats the best of what u r
white and tender without a centre
cosy sticking out in a protective shell
fertilisation occurs in u
fiddle fiddle in ther too
populated and squishy and so filled up in every way!
come into my tummy oh so very comfy
more more more
peel peel away your cover and come inside me
i love it i love it really really love it so
oh i cant get enough of it can u plz gimme more!
i love it i love it really really love it so
365 days lick suck dont forget to blow!

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damn this boringness... life is so boring i dont even know what to put in here to make it interesting/appealing nemore! hmm.... well lesse.... went to c ring 2 yesterday... so wasnt scary!! it was very lame... and because it was lame.. if turned out funny.... somehow.... heheheh neways... wat so write..... mmm ahh i know
ATTENTION ALL!! umm ... Emma s2 Victor and guess what?? Victor s2 Emma ... is nething happening?? who knows? I KNOW!! hehe but god damn it im not allowed to say... neways... thats life!

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stupid way back on da train... stupid mike and james were being their immature selves... mike trying to keep james on the train... and not let him off at mt waverley... so he decided to squash james into the corner of the six seats we occupied... UNFORTUNATELY... i happened to sit on the outside seat of the three... beside me was that mike who was squashing james against the wall hoping he wont be able to get off at mt waverley... i tried ignoring their childish`ness by talking to emma... i was quite unaware of what was happening beside me... by words of emma and bianca.... this is what happened.... james sat himself in a 90 ° angle so his feet were against the wall of the train... the he sprang back... with such great force, mike who is so much weaker got pushed over by james and ended up pushing into me... kinda like dominoes cept sitting... so i went weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and onto the floor.... SO BLOODY RANDOM AND UNEXPECTED!! yes... quite the shock....i sat on the floor laughing to tears and as a result couldnt get up... even john who is like the MATURE one outta the lot of us laughed!... so emma tried to help me up and realised im not as light as i look... so with john's assistance... i got up... but couldnt stand... so ended up on emma's lap... then she tried getting me up.. which once again was unsuccessful so i ended up on mike!! wtf`ness!!! then i got up and fell AGAIN in the pile of school bags and squished emma's bear keyring thingy ma bub... <--- is sore >.<

getting onto the bus was quite normal... it wasnt until then when i started to notice my ass was in pain... neways... got on and sat settled down from laughter... then cheryl and her bf got on!! bloody hell man... they were making out alla way back!! and this guy was watching them... he turned his head back and watched them the whole time!! i wonder if he got a sore neck from that?! so i came to the conclusion that he prolly watches porn... so he watches ppl make out on public transport... -.-!

i officially dont like mike nemore.. if he bloody attacks me again or annoys me... I WILL RETALIATE... even if my ass is still sore and im handicapped

-.- yeh yeh laugh laugh... but it mite happen to u one day so u betta keep quiet and be careful!

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assuming that jono would arrive at flinders at 8.... we all waited at flinders for him.. but no.. he LAGGED.. and turned up at 8 15!! so everyone (emma victor jono helen aurora) all walked me to school .. the only person who kept up with my pace was surprisingly jono... considering that he lagged his way to flinders i thought that he would gradually make his way to uni high with me ... then arriving at 8 45 ... i had to leap up 3 flights of stairs and nearly slipped cos my jeans were so long and i didnt have a friggin belt on me either!... neways... aths carnival was betta than i thought... i thought it'd be boring... like nothing to do... and shit.. yeh.. but i was entertained but adrian oli tim and weidi... we played many games of big 2... i won... by playign open handed... everyone saw my cards... but i still won... then i play properly.. without showing my cards.. and i lost... wth`ness man... neways... then i got bored so went to eat for an hr... then joined steven and co for many games of big 2... heheheh... was funny... best game = cheat .. rofl hahahah... XD

on da 754 bus in da arvo.. emma and i were amused by the A2 project poster paper i had... it was quite.. weird and funny... and as i was lying down on the bus seat... i cleverly fell off it >.< thats all i'll say!

song dedicated to john:

humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore
humpty dumpty blew on the floor
all the kings horses and all the kings men
bent the bitch over and fucked her again

-.- i'll tell ya more lataz

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[refer to vegemite song]

we're happy lil condoms we come in a pack of six
u buy them from the chemists n put them on ur dicks
then u do a hundred push ups and then u hear a pop
out pops lil frankie with a ten metre cock



[refer to jack n jill song]

jack and jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
jack came down with a frown
cos jill had fucked his mother



[jack and jill ramble]

jack and jill went up the hill
jack was smoking marajuana
jack asked jill if she took he pill
jill said yes so jack went up her dress
and did the hanky panky
and out popped lil frankie



[beginning to earth]

in the beginning god finished
wiped his hand on the damp cloud
and blew into man
man didnt wake up
god checked his instruction book
found that he had left out the tail
hastily, wrecklessly, god glued it on the wrong side
man woke up at the sight of eve
and god was already forgotten



[mary doesnt only have a lamb]

mary had a lil lamb she also had a duck
she took them round the corner to teach them how to
fry some eggs for breakfast fry some eggs for tea
the more u eat the more u drink the more u need to
peter had a boat the boat began to rock
up jumped jaws and bit off his
cock tail ginger ale 40¢ a glass
if u dont like em , shove em up ur
assk no questions tell no lies
i saw the boogy man doing up his
flies are bad mosquitoes r worse
this is the end of my silly lil verse

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morning was kinda ... tiredededed... cos ... went to sleep at like 1 then woke up at 5 30 and 3 alarms went off one after another -.- ... plzinng ehh.. -.- neways... got to bus stop... by dad speeding.. as usual... but this time.. dad thinks there was a camera that was there =S .. hopes not >.< [prays] sigh sigh... it'd be all me and bianca's fault for lagging in the house -.- bugger that... ohh wellz... then on the glenny train... this is what happened

akshay: whats with all those azns walking from across the station then getting on the train.. then they walk like from the last carriage up to the front
me: [shurgs] dunno... too tired to care bout nethings
emma: omg.. u stalk them?
akshay: nah nah.. its just that theres so many of them its hard to miss!! theres like a pack of like 12 of them

[a minute lata... a dozen or so jap people walk into our carriage]

akshay: see ... they're coming
me: HOLY SHIT!! wtf!! where the hell did they all come from? now i get u!! hard to miss!!
akshay: yeh... and theres still more coming
me: OMFG!!
akshay: if it was a group of curries who walked in, we'd be arrested
me and emma: ROFL.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

got to flinders... still half waking upz... then mike gets there like at 8 .. and gave me the 'edited' version of my sac... bloody f***ing hell was it pro or what?!!?!?! omg! cover included as well!! so... as a reward.. i reowned him as a god bro agains... [muahaha] evilness... hehehe... yehs... neways... victor and emma, leo and aurora and mike walked me half way to school... then mike came all da way... on da tram... and we happened to be on jimmy's tram!! i was wondering why the tram was so slow!! stupid fat jimmy put so much weight on the tram it couldnt move!

neways... got to school.. went to class... in sess 5 i had lit class.. hehe and it was a bludgy session, then all of a sudden, steven says, 'hey melody, [points to eamon] he has a picture of u on his piano.' quite lame... as everyone knows it is quite untrue as he doesnt even play pno... hahaha....and in sess 6 i had a free ^^ then randomly outta the blues, millar falls off his seat... or some shit happened, and just about fell and hit me... bleh... it was funny... then after school... on da tram to mc... sylvia and i just talked ramble and these random buncha girls started singing on the tram... it wouldnt have mattered if they could sing... BUT THEY COULDN'T!! jesus man!

neways...bought jelly beans... and ate them... to wake up and to stop hunger!! i was starving lahh!!... thens we got down to platform and saw mike sitting there with his screwd up ankle.... later on joyce joins us at mc... hehehe joyce = mc bum.. hehehe so we got on the 3 24 glenny train from mc and there, we saw emma and victor and leo... hehehehehe... dunno what leo was doing there but neways... moving right along... bill randomly gets into our carriage then when we got to richmond, brendan and john got on... hehehehhehehehehe was quite unsurprising... as expected, john was stil higly amused at my humpty dumpty song... neways... when i almost got back to glenny... we get random txts... yer... neways... moving along from what the messages actually said... our bus was extremely delayed... but kingsley came in time to entertain me =D ... then what was meant to be his bus turned out to be my 754 XD ROFLMAOZ!!... hahaha... was funny

well.. dat was one long dayy... if only everyday can be so happy and enjoyable ^^

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ok arriving at school with mike's company..i went to the locker bay and got the stack of ramble outta mah bag... and into my locker... then made a shit fool of myself....

on da train in da morning...
mike was typically talking dirty and making a total ass of himself... and kinda got will annoyed

mike: [says something... dont recall]
will: talk to the hand
mike: so mean! [shakes head]
will: no actually... talk to the elbow... ur not worth the extension
emma & i : hahahahahahahahah

[jess looks down and tired]

me: [hugs jess] r u ok? is achem here today? r u sad cos hes not here?
jess: whose achem?
me: mr!!
jess: hes right bhind u mel
me: [turns round] OMFG wtf?! how da fuck he end up there... he wasnt there when i came in!

during lunch break... i went to sylvia's locker with her

sylvia: would u like to eat a green coloured dick?
me: o.o wtf?!
sylvia: hahahahhahaha... a cucumber
me: i....c.... [no comment]
sylvia: my sister also refers to a tomato as testicles
me: .....ok..wtf...

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