[refer to vegemite song]

we're happy lil condoms we come in a pack of six
u buy them from the chemists n put them on ur dicks
then u do a hundred push ups and then u hear a pop
out pops lil frankie with a ten metre cock



[refer to jack n jill song]

jack and jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
jack came down with a frown
cos jill had fucked his mother



[jack and jill ramble]

jack and jill went up the hill
jack was smoking marajuana
jack asked jill if she took he pill
jill said yes so jack went up her dress
and did the hanky panky
and out popped lil frankie



[beginning to earth]

in the beginning god finished
wiped his hand on the damp cloud
and blew into man
man didnt wake up
god checked his instruction book
found that he had left out the tail
hastily, wrecklessly, god glued it on the wrong side
man woke up at the sight of eve
and god was already forgotten



[mary doesnt only have a lamb]

mary had a lil lamb she also had a duck
she took them round the corner to teach them how to
fry some eggs for breakfast fry some eggs for tea
the more u eat the more u drink the more u need to
peter had a boat the boat began to rock
up jumped jaws and bit off his
cock tail ginger ale 40¢ a glass
if u dont like em , shove em up ur
assk no questions tell no lies
i saw the boogy man doing up his
flies are bad mosquitoes r worse
this is the end of my silly lil verse

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morning was kinda ... tiredededed... cos ... went to sleep at like 1 then woke up at 5 30 and 3 alarms went off one after another -.- ... plzinng ehh.. -.- neways... got to bus stop... by dad speeding.. as usual... but this time.. dad thinks there was a camera that was there =S .. hopes not >.< [prays] sigh sigh... it'd be all me and bianca's fault for lagging in the house -.- bugger that... ohh wellz... then on the glenny train... this is what happened

akshay: whats with all those azns walking from across the station then getting on the train.. then they walk like from the last carriage up to the front
me: [shurgs] dunno... too tired to care bout nethings
emma: omg.. u stalk them?
akshay: nah nah.. its just that theres so many of them its hard to miss!! theres like a pack of like 12 of them

[a minute lata... a dozen or so jap people walk into our carriage]

akshay: see ... they're coming
me: HOLY SHIT!! wtf!! where the hell did they all come from? now i get u!! hard to miss!!
akshay: yeh... and theres still more coming
me: OMFG!!
akshay: if it was a group of curries who walked in, we'd be arrested
me and emma: ROFL.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

got to flinders... still half waking upz... then mike gets there like at 8 .. and gave me the 'edited' version of my sac... bloody f***ing hell was it pro or what?!!?!?! omg! cover included as well!! so... as a reward.. i reowned him as a god bro agains... [muahaha] evilness... hehehe... yehs... neways... victor and emma, leo and aurora and mike walked me half way to school... then mike came all da way... on da tram... and we happened to be on jimmy's tram!! i was wondering why the tram was so slow!! stupid fat jimmy put so much weight on the tram it couldnt move!

neways... got to school.. went to class... in sess 5 i had lit class.. hehe and it was a bludgy session, then all of a sudden, steven says, 'hey melody, [points to eamon] he has a picture of u on his piano.' quite lame... as everyone knows it is quite untrue as he doesnt even play pno... hahaha....and in sess 6 i had a free ^^ then randomly outta the blues, millar falls off his seat... or some shit happened, and just about fell and hit me... bleh... it was funny... then after school... on da tram to mc... sylvia and i just talked ramble and these random buncha girls started singing on the tram... it wouldnt have mattered if they could sing... BUT THEY COULDN'T!! jesus man!

neways...bought jelly beans... and ate them... to wake up and to stop hunger!! i was starving lahh!!... thens we got down to platform and saw mike sitting there with his screwd up ankle.... later on joyce joins us at mc... hehehe joyce = mc bum.. hehehe so we got on the 3 24 glenny train from mc and there, we saw emma and victor and leo... hehehehehe... dunno what leo was doing there but neways... moving right along... bill randomly gets into our carriage then when we got to richmond, brendan and john got on... hehehehhehehehehe was quite unsurprising... as expected, john was stil higly amused at my humpty dumpty song... neways... when i almost got back to glenny... we get random txts... yer... neways... moving along from what the messages actually said... our bus was extremely delayed... but kingsley came in time to entertain me =D ... then what was meant to be his bus turned out to be my 754 XD ROFLMAOZ!!... hahaha... was funny

well.. dat was one long dayy... if only everyday can be so happy and enjoyable ^^

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ok arriving at school with mike's company..i went to the locker bay and got the stack of ramble outta mah bag... and into my locker... then made a shit fool of myself....

on da train in da morning...
mike was typically talking dirty and making a total ass of himself... and kinda got will annoyed

mike: [says something... dont recall]
will: talk to the hand
mike: so mean! [shakes head]
will: no actually... talk to the elbow... ur not worth the extension
emma & i : hahahahahahahahah

[jess looks down and tired]

me: [hugs jess] r u ok? is achem here today? r u sad cos hes not here?
jess: whose achem?
me: mr!!
jess: hes right bhind u mel
me: [turns round] OMFG wtf?! how da fuck he end up there... he wasnt there when i came in!

during lunch break... i went to sylvia's locker with her

sylvia: would u like to eat a green coloured dick?
me: o.o wtf?!
sylvia: hahahahhahaha... a cucumber
me: i....c.... [no comment]
sylvia: my sister also refers to a tomato as testicles
me: .....ok..wtf...

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ok so im in maths class atm... bored as and have nothing to do... so im here to update this thingy... more stupid things taht mike says... i dont think he likes to be mentioned so much coz everything i mention are stupid things he does and says... eg:

mike: i bought this bubblegum cos i needed sugar.
me: umm... thats extra gum... and the packet also says sugar free
mike: whoopz -.-
everyone else: ROFL hahahahahahahahhahahaha

wow bell almost going... heheheh free sessions are kooliez... and session 5 is also bludge all cos my history teacher is away i hope he hasnt left the test for us to do. neways i have nothing else to say gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!! so damn bored this entry has just become RAMBLE! bleh... train ride dis morning... dodgy... 'tried' to do hw..... got a fair bit done actually... but still.. not enough to ensure that i wont be doing nething tonight.. so damn want to kareoke now but i have no where to go and mum wont let!! and tonight... have to teach -.- damn that! stupid students dont come on time!
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neways... now that im at home, means i have more to write about as i have been through more of the day.. hmm the day was pretty kool as i had so many bludge sessions... nothing much happened... one highlight though... i was singing mary had a lil lamb over and over hoping to think of a 'new' variation to it... then john sang one on da train =D here goes:

mary had a lil lamb
its fleece was black as charcoal
and every time it jumped the fence
u can see its asshole

also... the train ride was spent talking about 'counterstrike and gun bound'
john: u cant kill someone with one head shot nemore... u have to use 3!
emma: why would u kill someone with a head shot neway?
everyone: hahahahahahahahahahahaha ewwwwww ahahahhahahahahahaha

hehehehehehe... boredededed now

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well the morning started off quite saturday like.. going to chink school being quite unenthusiastic... then in class.. the teacher just talk continuously for almost an hr... we sat there being bored... then we had a vocab test... a cheating one... everyone copied off everyone else =P ... then i got super bored and wrote dis on yvonne's piece of paper:

I ♥ U 4 U R A Q T

then the piece of paper ended up being a convo on stuff to do with sex, at the end of the day... the paper was full off this with 3 ppl contributing in the convo:

-I ♥ U 4 U R A Q T
-how sweet......
-ahah
-sex toy?
sex talk
-ohh... ic.... getting turned on? ;)
-me or you?
-both =D
-getting hot in here
-yeh.... "hot"
-lol maybe we should take off our clothes
-but but... im shy... LoL
-LoL! okay then *shy*
-LoL... but you can take off your clothes, there are only 3 guys in the class anyway, im sure they wont mind
-three are 5 GUYS >.<
-ooopz... i cant count :$ but they are outnumbered neways
-hehe, still too many boys...=|
-awww.... oh wells... my loss... LoL... ur room is too dark, cant see you >.<
-lol, we can turn on some lights next time :)
-we already did! are you hiding ['things" ie ppl] in your room, thats why its dark
-lol the more the merrier...right ^^...???
-the later at night, the darker
-hehe, but we need our beauty sleep
-ur both gay
-we sure are happy XD
-dot
-plzingly BIG dot -.- i cant believe u get turned on by dots, so sad
-...what kind of dots n where are they located
-im syre u know what i mean ;) LoL
-lol:| whats a ddot
-u know what it is... ur the one who gets turned on by them =D LoL
-lol no comment
-u cant comment, ur too bz cs`ing! ur pen 8-)
-lol i dont cock suck a pen
-ohh.. so u cock suck a pacer... almost the same
-lol i dont like cs`ing... taste bad
-so u prefer lol`ing and gb`ing yeh? no taste and lots of action!
-yes they are fun. so easier to 'lol'... everyone lols. gb is addictive
-u said sc taste bad... means u tried it... who did u do? or was it rape? who did u rape?
-someone described it to me.
-everyone has a diff taste... u wouldnt know unless u tried it... [someone] said it taste sweet
-lol who does [someone] cs
-[someone1]... or maybe its every dick has a diff flavour....
-maybe he was just tasting a flavoured condom
-nah they cant afford it and they're too addicted to use safe sex
-they are like 50¢...
-but they;re too addicted... get turned on too quickly to be bothered to put it on... how do u know the cost? ;)
-lol, general knowledge, n im saying that [someone] bought a condom just licks it
-well, i didnt know... [someone] doesnt lick it... poor texture, he uses [someone1] "its warmer" he says
-lol ic, thats what [someone3] said to me too
-....... no comment`ness
-she said i was warm as err something warm
-;) sif cheat on [someone]! LoL... ur a playa dude! u did everyone... cept syl and me XD
-r u sure about syl?? n r u sure u did evon and not... someone else.
-huh? im saying u didnt do us! i have ur sis;) done wanna cheat on her!
-lol..... im saying r u sure u didnt do syl... haha dom wud kill me
-ohh... dome already knows that me and syl did it.. YRS ago.
-lol... illegalness
-not illegal... just "intimate"
-lol...............
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later on, we were all 'writing' down notes, then james randomly made a fool of himself unneccesarily:

james: ewwwww.... chewy gum!
everyone: hahahahaha
me: why da heck are ur hands under the table?
yvonne: hahah was it soft?
me: it was fresh? wtf? even over night... thats so wrong!!
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yehZ well.. dat was the paper... heheheh also in class... james forgot to bring his dictionary and wanted to use mine:

james: wheres my dic?
me: huh?
james: hey mel, can i borrow ur dic?
me: wtf? what dick?
james: ahhaah.. ur dictionary
me: ohh.. hahahha a dic
james: holy shit mel has a big dic
everyone: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
me: ;) the bigger the better
james: sure is... thats what our teacher told us
me: o.o
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more randomness

Peace on You
(Must be read with an Italian accent).
One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don’t even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch. Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you betta not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. So I back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: Peace on you. I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy.

mhmm that was that... hope u all didnt get ideas from reading this entry XD

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dis arvo.. heaps of random things happened... it all started with me getting on the tram... and just about fell >.< i will not elaborate cos it was a scary tram ride... i'll just conclude with ... there was a pedophile on my tram >.< damn scary !

ok now it seems that ONLY mike is silli enough to say stupid things to wreck himself... he does it consistently... without having to use any effort... and half the time.. he doesnt even know what hes talking about !! eg... swearing in canto... -.-" wasnt a good move... cos if someone told him to say something like i love ur mum.. he wouldnt know... AHHAHAHAAH ... what an embarrasment =P yehz... mike is so pick-on-able !! so on the train... he cant stand still.. it looks like hes dancing in the middle of the carriage... so we asked him "why are u dancing in the train?" and he says" im not trying to dance.. im trying to keep my balance." -.- what kinda poor excuse is that for wanting to dance on the train? yes and today? u know what he said.. he said he wouldnt wreck himself for the rest of the train trip.. then 2 seconds right after he said that.. he wrecks himself saying " i wont wreck myself by myself" wtf!?! what kind of lame logic was that?!

about half way back on da train... the same random guy went nuts again !! >.< he was scaring the crap out of this lady... and everyone in the carriage just stared... we were making the most noise for a while.. but when we heard his screaming and smacking on the windows... we went silent and gaped at him.. i swear it was scary and funny the same time... weird feeling =S maybe it was only me... lol but yeh... blehz... neways... random holmesglen tafe dudes got on and tried to stop him scaring the poor lady.. but he threatened them that he would pull his pants down... how that is a threat i dont really know... cos wouldnt most girls want to see?? LOL yehz.. im telling u yehz.. but not from a random guy like that !! and certainly not him!! [shudders at thought]

for the first time in ages... i practised pno for 45 mins... it took a lot of effort =.=""' even though im meant to average 2 hrs at least per day =P ahh wellz .. hehehehz

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random convo from geo class...
ms walker: millar what is it on ur lap thats so interesting that ur not focusing here
millar: umm nothing
ms walker: is it a mobile fone?
troy: [mutters] its a pink ipod
millar: no
ms walker: what is it?
millar: nothing... its... my... lap
class: HAHAHAHAHA
ms walker: oh im sorry to emabarras u like that... sorry

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ok as james cannot believe but has happened and is quite true.. that peter wang has acted quite antisocially after james had left the train for a minute. firstly.. wang used his pamphlet thingy mah jiggy and hit me on the head with it.. then, he hit chris for the same cause... which what we were doing was teasing him about isaac [the fake one =P].. LOL indeed james now has to give in as i have many witnesses and if hes thats desperate he can always check up on the trains secutiry cams.. XD which i highly doubt LOL... soooooo this is going to be fun to watch... time and location still have to be decided... indeed i will wait for emma to come back and watch alla this LOLOLOLOLOL hhehehehehehe...

so i guess today i feel slightly better than yesterday yet i still feel that i dont want to talk to ppl much... [sigh] mehz....

ahhh yehz... how can i forget... hehehe bill came up with this... well as decided earlier on... C.S. Lewis was not quite the possible... therefore .... he had come up with another abbreviation for C.S. Lewis.. which stands for cant suck Lewis.. which i find is quite perfect in that scenario...

and also in music today... XD ... we had a HILARIOUS convo
cindy: [looks quite dazed and is biting on her pacer]
bill: cindy is thinking of hal
me: omg shes biting on her pacer too
oli: [takes pacer off cindy] wow lots of teeth marks.. she bites hard
me: OMFG... i feel so sorry for him

yehz.. thats all that has happened today which was worth remembering or mentioning... XD

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