so we were in music class....doing our work QUIETLY [cough], oliver and bill decide to change contents of the student bulletin due to boredom in class.... here is THE highlight of the changes:

SECONDHAND DOM FOR SALE:
white, in good condition, no manual, C.D. and penis, $130, price not negotiatable, if interested, please contact Sylvia Tiet in yr 11.
LOUIS G



Anyways, so thats today.......mike....ur wrecking urself by sending ppl the chat log u do notice right??

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today during lunch.....bea thought she'd do some showing off....she decides to walk backwards on a brick wall......but she didnt know it ended....so she fell off the wall and LANDED IN A BIN!!! it didnt look painful but 'my arse hurts' says bea....so i laugh outrageously as usual and then ended up in tears....and now my stomach hurts damnit!

random word from THE MEL DICTIONARY:
G.A.Y. abbreviated for God knows what A yeti is <---- a yeti?

so....its 3 days til valentines...........is everyone expecting something?? weo mel luvs u all and thats all that u need to know..... ^^ ....anyone who wants a hug or a kiss just come to me!!

so tomoz is the second week of chink skool....quite not looking forward to it...cos its chink skool...but what can we do?!... the teacher last week, told us that in tomoz class, we will be doing work under the topic chink new yr....how exciting [sarcasm].....i dont get why we do the same stuff every yr....its so crap...the teachers are so boring its not funny....its worse than history class!! my aim for tomoz is to try and make james end up in the front row again! then i'll be satisfied....MUAHAHAHA

once again...i bet with james.....this time the dares are less harsh...so more fun and relaxing not so nervous like

Bet: James will not sit in front row this week
For: James
Against: me

options for me:
1. punch mike harder than james punches him
2. hug brendan and cant let him know its a dare
3. do the same to eugene and let two cameras take pics of it
4. kiss a grl passionately
5. run around chink school yellin "chickens taste like chickens"

options for james:
1. hug mike
2. give joyce a valentines card and rose for valentines on monday and hug her
3. take two trains b4 the 06 for a term
4. gimme a big bday prezzie
5. hug sylvia for a min of 5 secs

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http://www.iloveegg.com/winopen_ani/eggsong.htm

EGGS, get your eggs here!
Fresh and white eggs are heeeeeere!
Wiggle jiggle
yellow middle
thats the best of what you are!
*i love you egg*
white and tender
surrounds the center
cozy sitting in the crackling shell
*i love you*
Vitamins and minerals in you!
Oodles of the protein too.
*oodle doodle*
Popular and perfect and
so complete in every way!
*i love you egg EGG*
Come into my tummy
Oh so very yummy
CRACK CRACK CRACK!
Chip a chip away your shell and
COME TO ME!
*Get your eggs!*
I love you
*fresh eggs!*
I love you!
*White eggs!*
Really really love you so!
*Eggs fresh, FRESH EGGS!*
Eggs i really love you
like the sky above!
*Eggs are the best!*
I love you
*fresh eggs*
I love you
*white eggs*
Really really love you so!
*Eggs fresh, FRESH EGGS!*
Three hundred and sixty five days
I really love you so
I really love you so!
*MMM, yummy!*

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sylvia: eddy has a job interview later
me: u should wish him good luck
syl: yea i should.......say good luck to me for him
me: LOL wtf? dont u mean say good luck to him for me?

- e §Þ [ M ] a §ß z » teehee pOopies » quote regi: or mayb even betta...a male strip club! [ work experience ] » s`Pz says:
have to go at 10:00
~L¦É L§Þ ¦Å L~лöª·å vs кͣ·â~quote mike: i like cac~ says:
haha
~L¦É L§Þ ¦Å L~лöª·å vs кͣ·â~quote mike: i like cac~ says:
oh what
~L¦É L§Þ ¦Å L~лöª·å vs кͣ·â~quote mike: i like cac~ says:
its umm
~L¦É L§Þ ¦Å L~лöª·å vs кͣ·â~quote mike: i like cac~ says:
almost 11

e §Þ [ M ] a §ß z » teehee pOopies » quote regi: or mayb even betta...a male strip club! [ work experience ] » s`Pz says:
read mine
- e §Þ [ M ] a §ß z » teehee pOopies » quote regi: or mayb even betta...a male strip club! [ work experience ] » s`Pz says:
^^
~L¦É L§Þ ¦Å L~лöª·å vs кͣ·â~quote mike: i like cac~ says:
i did
- e §Þ [ M ] a §ß z » teehee pOopies » quote regi: or mayb even betta...a male strip club! [ work experience ] » s`Pz says:
the past page
~L¦É L§Þ ¦Å L~лöª·å vs кͣ·â~quote mike: i like cac~ says:
oldest?
- e §Þ [ M ] a §ß z » teehee pOopies » quote regi: or mayb even betta...a male strip club! [ work experience ] » s`Pz says:
no
- e §Þ [ M ] a §ß z » teehee pOopies » quote regi: or mayb even betta...a male strip club! [ work experience ] » s`Pz says:
jsut the one before
~L¦É L§Þ ¦Å L~лöª·å vs кͣ·â~quote mike: i like cac~ says:
the one b4 da oldest?
- e §Þ [ M ] a §ß z » teehee pOopies » quote regi: or mayb even betta...a male strip club! [ work experience ] » s`Pz says:
nono
- e §Þ [ M ] a §ß z » teehee pOopies » quote regi: or mayb even betta...a male strip club! [ work experience ] » s`Pz says:
the one before the newest
~L¦É L§Þ ¦Å L~лöª·å vs кͣ·â~quote mike: i like cac~ says:
what do u want me to read?
- e §Þ [ M ] a §ß z » teehee pOopies » quote regi: or mayb even betta...a male strip club! [ work experience ] » s`Pz says:
the quotes
~L¦É L§Þ ¦Å L~лöª·å vs кͣ·â~quote mike: i like cac~ says:
tahts on da newest page emma

me: she hugged the yeti!!
mike: oohh.... i like yetis...yetis are cool
(yeti here is referred as.....Louis)

emma: mel tell brendan about cs
me: (tells brendan about jono's version of cs and mike comes half way through the convo)
mike: hey i heard cs u guys talking abou cs? i like cs
everyone: rofl hahahahhahahahah
mike: what? whats so funny? cs is kool, im going to wag today and go csing on russel st
everyone: rofl... thats so gross
mike: tell me what cs is...its just counter strike
(after mike nags for 10 mins or so) brendan writes this on mikes fone:
cs is cock sucking

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alright.....do me and mah sis have dat much in difference??? i thought it was meant to be common....we dont look related at all?!

[me and bianca at flinders tram stop waiting for a 19 tram william (bianca's class mate) comes up to us]

william: hey where do u live?
bianca: [doesnt reply i found it rude so i replied for her]
me: far away...we take the glenny trains
william: i see
me: [nods] mhmm
william: so r u in yr 7 as well?
me: no
william: yr 8 or 9?
me: no...yr 10
william: 0o u serz...u look so young....wait....how old r u?
me: guess
william: umm 13?
me: -.-! no im 15 turning 16
william: 0.o then how do u know her? [pointing to bianca] do u guys live together or something?
me: umm...shes my sister
william: 0.0
me and bianca: ahahahhahahahah

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da best of dubya speak!!

1. Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.
2. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.
3. And one of the things we've got to make sure that we do is anything.
4. I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasnt here.
5. Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of "Hop on Pop".
6. we're in for a long struggle, and I think Texans understand that. And so do Americans.
7. The benefits of helping somebody is beneficial.
8. When you have your own money, it means you've got more money to spend.
9. Laura and I will thank them from the bottom of my heart.
10. At this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly outta Ronald Reagan Airport.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jimmy is a fucking retard.... he is scared of mike?! what a dickhead!! but thats all good good for me muahahahhaha.....kikiki... bleh..... hes gay and nothing more is to be said

there have been slight chnages to my family relations!!
mum: sylvia
dad: dom
grandpa: Bill
uncle from dad's side: weidi
uncle from mum's side: oliver
auntie married to uncle from mum's side: AMBER!! hahahahhahahaha

(in da canteen round a table)
Syl: hes gay... (blah blah etc about........)
oliver, weidi, tim, dom and I: mhmm... uhuh... we all know dat
(Louis walks up to us)
luois: hi all
me: hi
syl: Ëûϲ»¶ÄÐÈË
luois: YES! ( louis is a skip therefore knows no canto at all -.-)
everyone: rofl ahahhahahahahahahhahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
me: does neone have a tissue (holding on to stomach)
luois: whats so funny?
me: hahahahhaha (wipes tears) help!! im dying of laughter!!

note: Ëûϲ»¶ÄÐÈË means he likes guys



egg song edited by emma and me!

wiggle jiggle yellow middle
thats the best of what u r
white and tender without a centre
cosy sticking out in a protective shell
fertilisation occurs in u
fiddle fiddle in ther too
populated and squishy and so filled up in every way!
come into my tummy oh so very comfy
more more more
peel peel away your cover and come inside me
i love it i love it really really love it so
oh i cant get enough of it can u plz gimme more!
i love it i love it really really love it so
365 days lick suck dont forget to blow!

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stupid way back on da train... stupid mike and james were being their immature selves... mike trying to keep james on the train... and not let him off at mt waverley... so he decided to squash james into the corner of the six seats we occupied... UNFORTUNATELY... i happened to sit on the outside seat of the three... beside me was that mike who was squashing james against the wall hoping he wont be able to get off at mt waverley... i tried ignoring their childish`ness by talking to emma... i was quite unaware of what was happening beside me... by words of emma and bianca.... this is what happened.... james sat himself in a 90 ° angle so his feet were against the wall of the train... the he sprang back... with such great force, mike who is so much weaker got pushed over by james and ended up pushing into me... kinda like dominoes cept sitting... so i went weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and onto the floor.... SO BLOODY RANDOM AND UNEXPECTED!! yes... quite the shock....i sat on the floor laughing to tears and as a result couldnt get up... even john who is like the MATURE one outta the lot of us laughed!... so emma tried to help me up and realised im not as light as i look... so with john's assistance... i got up... but couldnt stand... so ended up on emma's lap... then she tried getting me up.. which once again was unsuccessful so i ended up on mike!! wtf`ness!!! then i got up and fell AGAIN in the pile of school bags and squished emma's bear keyring thingy ma bub... <--- is sore >.<

getting onto the bus was quite normal... it wasnt until then when i started to notice my ass was in pain... neways... got on and sat settled down from laughter... then cheryl and her bf got on!! bloody hell man... they were making out alla way back!! and this guy was watching them... he turned his head back and watched them the whole time!! i wonder if he got a sore neck from that?! so i came to the conclusion that he prolly watches porn... so he watches ppl make out on public transport... -.-!

i officially dont like mike nemore.. if he bloody attacks me again or annoys me... I WILL RETALIATE... even if my ass is still sore and im handicapped

-.- yeh yeh laugh laugh... but it mite happen to u one day so u betta keep quiet and be careful!

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assuming that jono would arrive at flinders at 8.... we all waited at flinders for him.. but no.. he LAGGED.. and turned up at 8 15!! so everyone (emma victor jono helen aurora) all walked me to school .. the only person who kept up with my pace was surprisingly jono... considering that he lagged his way to flinders i thought that he would gradually make his way to uni high with me ... then arriving at 8 45 ... i had to leap up 3 flights of stairs and nearly slipped cos my jeans were so long and i didnt have a friggin belt on me either!... neways... aths carnival was betta than i thought... i thought it'd be boring... like nothing to do... and shit.. yeh.. but i was entertained but adrian oli tim and weidi... we played many games of big 2... i won... by playign open handed... everyone saw my cards... but i still won... then i play properly.. without showing my cards.. and i lost... wth`ness man... neways... then i got bored so went to eat for an hr... then joined steven and co for many games of big 2... heheheh... was funny... best game = cheat .. rofl hahahah... XD

on da 754 bus in da arvo.. emma and i were amused by the A2 project poster paper i had... it was quite.. weird and funny... and as i was lying down on the bus seat... i cleverly fell off it >.< thats all i'll say!

song dedicated to john:

humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore
humpty dumpty blew on the floor
all the kings horses and all the kings men
bent the bitch over and fucked her again

-.- i'll tell ya more lataz

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