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Ok so Dani Is number 1 to!!!!
Dani and kelly are number 1!!!!!!!!!!

see dani u are on my site
Up And Comming Movies
1 lord of the ring return of the king

2 resident evil appacolypse

3 X-men 3

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6 alien vs predetor

7 star wars episode 3
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drunkenmaster
Age. 36
Gender. Male
Ethnicity. white
Location , WA
School.
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funny but wrong jokes
who makes more a prostitue or a crack dealer?
A prostatute because she can wash her crack and sell it again.

So this guy dies with an erection. his wife takes him to the mortician and the mortician cant fit him in the casket.... so the wife tells him to cut his dick off and shove it up his ass. at the funeral his wife looks down at him and sees a tear in his eye. she bends over and says
i told u it hurt u bastard.

how do u break a blondes nose?
put a dildo under a glass table.

For more funny jokes go to www.funny.com


KELLY
Kelly is #1

(hahahahaha i told u i would put it on my site)
Top Ten Reasons Why It Sucks To Be A Dick.
10. You've got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. You always hang around with 2 nuts.
4. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
3. Your best friend is a pussy.
2. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.

And the number one reason why it sucks to be a dick:

1. Everytime you get excited, you throw up.

Final Fantasy 10-2 pic (mybackgroundpic)
Wish Me Luck
Thursday. 12.11.03 8:03 pm
ok i am sooo nervous. i

have a band concert in like 2 and a half hours.

and i have like 3 solos in just one song. i guess that is what happens when i am first

chair.


ok well i dont really have anything to say but i have to go practice my parts now soo i will

tell u guys how it went.

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The Last Samurai
Sunday. 12.7.03 9:03 pm
well as u see from my new background that i loved the movie.

it was so awesome.

the fight scenes were very well thought out. i suggest that u see it.

well jus thought u guys should know it is a very good movie.

ok well

peace

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my adventures with my mom and sister
Saturday. 12.6.03 8:55 pm
ok so i spent the night at my freind scotts house, it is also my other freind bonnies house.

and at 10:30 my sister called and said we are getting our tree early in the morning tommorow so i was like great.

so we watch charies angels 2(worst movie in the world) then we went to sleep.
i woke up and had to leave to pick up my sister and go to my moms house.

so we get there and we leave in her car to go get our tree. we go to this forest and go search for our tree.

my mom finds her tree for her house like right away and me and my sister are having some troubles finding one. so we found 2 good choices and we picked one.

when we got it back to the car we realized it was crooked.

I was like OMFG.
but we had already cut it down so we were stuck with it.

and that is what i did today pretty much

but later at like 7 i am going to go see the last samurai (what what).

ok well look for my review of the movie tommorow.

peace

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omg i am soooo tired
Tuesday. 12.2.03 7:42 pm
yeah so last night i tried to go to sleep at 10:30.

ok so i was lying there and here comes my fucking dog as excited as ever jumping all over me.

i was like OMG.so he finally calmed down and i could not sleep.

I finally fall asleep at like 1:30 woke back up at 3 and fell asleep at 3:30 and had to wake up at 6:00. miraculously i am not that tired.

so i get to school same old same old boring shit. i had soo much homework but it didnt take that long. so i am sitting here talking to kelly and i am trying to decide whether or not to go to taco night.

(weekly thing at her house were we eat tacos every tuesday)

I think i am going to go cause i am really craving tacos.

ok well that was my day.

peace

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My review of Gothika
Sunday. 11.30.03 4:19 pm
Great movie.

i saw it last night with 2 of my freinds kelly and dani.

they really wanted me to mention them so here you guys go. anyways, so we got into the movie for free cause kelly's sister works there.

so i bought my traditional sour patch kids(i have to to have them or i cant watch the movie) i know weird.

so we went into the theater and these damn people infront of us and to the side of us apparently do not know how to chew popcorn with their mouths closed.

it was so annoying. I tried to ignore it and just watch the movie but it wasnt working out very well.

ok so gothika was a really good movie i suggest u see it. Halle barry did an excellent job. but it is kinda long 2 hours actually.

ok well

peace

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On The Road
Friday. 11.28.03 6:36 pm
So leif came over and we worked alittle on my page.

Then we left to go teach me how to drive a stick it was very interesting.

i tried driving home and i stalled at a light and i had to put on my 4 way flashers so the cars would go around me.

so we got home and we decided to go to the mall. so we went by his house(in our own cars) he got money and his walkie talkies

so we could talk to eachother when we were driving. ok so then i had to go to my dads work to get me some money. we finaly got to the mall and we got some McDonalds.

we walked around then decided to leave. so we we were driving around and we went to car toys to look around.

we got bored so we came back to my house and we were trying to fix my page and put a matrix background on it but it messed up.

so i just customised a new template, and for some reason it saved onto his site he is djjester by the way so if you go to his page that is the reason there is no more evanescence.

I burnt him a CD then he left and he is going to fix his site and help me with mine. And

well that is about it


peace

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