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Ok so Dani Is number 1 to!!!!
Dani and kelly are number 1!!!!!!!!!!

see dani u are on my site
Up And Comming Movies
1 lord of the ring return of the king

2 resident evil appacolypse

3 X-men 3

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5 batman 5

6 alien vs predetor

7 star wars episode 3
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drunkenmaster
Age. 36
Gender. Male
Ethnicity. white
Location , WA
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funny but wrong jokes
who makes more a prostitue or a crack dealer?
A prostatute because she can wash her crack and sell it again.

So this guy dies with an erection. his wife takes him to the mortician and the mortician cant fit him in the casket.... so the wife tells him to cut his dick off and shove it up his ass. at the funeral his wife looks down at him and sees a tear in his eye. she bends over and says
i told u it hurt u bastard.

how do u break a blondes nose?
put a dildo under a glass table.

For more funny jokes go to www.funny.com


KELLY
Kelly is #1

(hahahahaha i told u i would put it on my site)
Top Ten Reasons Why It Sucks To Be A Dick.
10. You've got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. You always hang around with 2 nuts.
4. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
3. Your best friend is a pussy.
2. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.

And the number one reason why it sucks to be a dick:

1. Everytime you get excited, you throw up.

Final Fantasy 10-2 pic (mybackgroundpic)
This is going to be very interesting
Friday. 11.28.03 1:42 pm
hey all whats up, NM here djjester is going to teach me how to drive stick so i think we are going to die. ok well i dont really have anything else that i really have to say so i will edit this entry after i get back and share my driving exp with leif.

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What do people really think about you? by Raven319
Name
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Parents thinkYou're too sensitive
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Friends thinkYou're a slut
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Recap of my thanksgiving
Thursday. 11.27.03 10:47 pm
hey all!
its another successful thanks giving in the Hall residence(my family).

we had tons of food

no seriously we had like 5 different casseroles a

23 pound turkey huge bowl of stuffing, mash potatoes, cole slaw, fruit salad,

crannberry and cherry concoction, sparkling cider and

3 different kind of pies including

pumkin pie(ofcourse).

ok well hope u guys had a good thanksgiving

Peace out

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Happy Thanksgiving
Thursday. 11.27.03 1:03 pm
Happy thanksgiving to everyone on nutang.

Man i love thanksgiving all this damn food. OMG it is one of my favorite holidays.

It is funny because every year we eat out big ass feast, then everyone in my family falls asleep and i am just sitting around being hella bored.

so like 30 mins later i go back to the table and fix me some grub.

then one by one everyone starts awakening first it is usually my mom but she doesnt live with us anymore.

then my dad wakes up then my sister. ok well have fun everyone with whatever u do on

thanksgiving.

CYA Peace

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thanks
Thursday. 11.27.03 2:08 am
thanks to everyone who signed my guestbook

such a nice community nutang is

ok well just wanted to say something

thanks cya

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Did anyone watch the O.C.
Thursday. 11.27.03 1:55 am
ok so was it just me that found that lukes dad cheating on his mom with another guy

hillarious.

not that being gay matters i just find it funny. I almost feel sorry for luke but i really dont

like him.

ok so what is up with all the weird relationships anna and summer(temperarily) jimmy and

sandy being all buddy buddy well until the end of the episode, luke and ryan, marrissas

mom and that old guy (ewwwwwww)

and ofcourse lukes dad and his new boyfreind.

ok well just wanted to share my oppinions

about this awesome show with everyone.

peace

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