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Ok so Dani Is number 1 to!!!!
Dani and kelly are number 1!!!!!!!!!!

see dani u are on my site
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drunkenmaster
Age. 36
Gender. Male
Ethnicity. white
Location , WA
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funny but wrong jokes
who makes more a prostitue or a crack dealer?
A prostatute because she can wash her crack and sell it again.

So this guy dies with an erection. his wife takes him to the mortician and the mortician cant fit him in the casket.... so the wife tells him to cut his dick off and shove it up his ass. at the funeral his wife looks down at him and sees a tear in his eye. she bends over and says
i told u it hurt u bastard.

how do u break a blondes nose?
put a dildo under a glass table.

For more funny jokes go to www.funny.com


KELLY
Kelly is #1

(hahahahaha i told u i would put it on my site)
Top Ten Reasons Why It Sucks To Be A Dick.
10. You've got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. You always hang around with 2 nuts.
4. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
3. Your best friend is a pussy.
2. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.

And the number one reason why it sucks to be a dick:

1. Everytime you get excited, you throw up.

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omg i am soooo tired
Tuesday. 12.2.03 7:42 pm
yeah so last night i tried to go to sleep at 10:30.

ok so i was lying there and here comes my fucking dog as excited as ever jumping all over me.

i was like OMG.so he finally calmed down and i could not sleep.

I finally fall asleep at like 1:30 woke back up at 3 and fell asleep at 3:30 and had to wake up at 6:00. miraculously i am not that tired.

so i get to school same old same old boring shit. i had soo much homework but it didnt take that long. so i am sitting here talking to kelly and i am trying to decide whether or not to go to taco night.

(weekly thing at her house were we eat tacos every tuesday)

I think i am going to go cause i am really craving tacos.

ok well that was my day.

peace
2 Comments.

yo
im tired too. Yesterday, after school i went to burger express w/ Cierra then I went home and that was the only time i could sleep(which was only for like 1 hour) than i had to go to rehearsals for the play. Then as I was going home i kept on popping te clutch and i saw Cierra again and we were kind of racing, but not really. Then when i got home i had like this much homework and i was too tired to do it. so as i was procrastinating, i just sat on my couch watching tv for the rest of the night. then i ate. then i tried to sleep, but i couldnt. so yea, im soooooooo tired.
—djjester on 2003-12-03 09:47:33

haha
interesting =P
—samuwamu on 2003-12-03 08:11:09

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