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Ok so Dani Is number 1 to!!!!
Dani and kelly are number 1!!!!!!!!!!

see dani u are on my site
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drunkenmaster
Age. 21
Gender. Male
Ethnicity. white
Location , WA
School.
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funny but wrong jokes
who makes more a prostitue or a crack dealer?
A prostatute because she can wash her crack and sell it again.

So this guy dies with an erection. his wife takes him to the mortician and the mortician cant fit him in the casket.... so the wife tells him to cut his dick off and shove it up his ass. at the funeral his wife looks down at him and sees a tear in his eye. she bends over and says
i told u it hurt u bastard.

how do u break a blondes nose?
put a dildo under a glass table.

For more funny jokes go to www.funny.com


KELLY
Kelly is #1

(hahahahaha i told u i would put it on my site)
Top Ten Reasons Why It Sucks To Be A Dick.
10. You've got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. You always hang around with 2 nuts.
4. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
3. Your best friend is a pussy.
2. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.

And the number one reason why it sucks to be a dick:

1. Everytime you get excited, you throw up.

Final Fantasy 10-2 pic (mybackgroundpic)
She ate my food
Monday. 2.2.04 5:51 pm
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I am So Bored ask for pass
Monday, February 2, 2004
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Those were some awards
Saturday. 1.10.04 11:45 pm
man those awards were off da hook!!!!

i was nominated for 2 catagories and i got 250 pps and an email for nutang.

I was and still am very excited about that.

so.......I finialy got my pic on my website!!!! WOOT WOOT

even though it is a very bad pic of me i am still glad that i have one now.

Thanks to Leif AKA Djjester and his pocket digi camera.

ok well i am going to go.

hope u guys liked the awards if u were there

and if u werent sucks to be U lol!!!!!

ok well

Peace out

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What happened to me today
8th day of 2004
Yay we had a 2 hour delay today at school.

it was kinda nice except for the fact that i didnt know and i went to school at

regular time, i got there and saw no people and asked one of the teachers and

they told me that school started at 9:30 today instead of the normal 7:30 so i had

to

drive all the way home. i was very bitter because i was in my car at 6:30 and didnt

get home and out of my car until 7:40 i could have shot my self i was so bitter. but

I didnt really have to do anything in all my classes soooo it wasnt all that bad. so

we are reading books in my english class and we all had to pick one out of her

collection of books that she read so we could bs our book reports and i picked this

one book called tracks and the first chapter made absolutly no sense to me what

so ever. all i could make out of it was that there was some indians that found this

house of this dead family except the daughter was still alive. and they took her in

well this one guy named nanapush weird i know and she is like really hot i guess

but she is like evil because she kill anyone who basically gets near this lake where

she was born. she kills them by like some curse or some weird shit like that and

she even killed the people that saved her from drowning in the lake. and there is

suppose to be like this weird ass monster thing in the lake that takes teenage girls

and he wanted her so he tried to get her by drowning her i guess. but yeah isnt

that some weird shit. i dont know if i am going to be able to actually read this

book and comprehend what it is about but it seems that i am getting better. ok

well i gotta bounce.

i have homework to do

peace out my homie G's

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Is Anyone Else Sick Of The Snow!!!!
Wednesday. 1.7.04 7:55 pm
ok so i used to like snow until now!!

it is very annoying i am not allowed to drive anywhere except places really

close!!!

I mean the snow was nice for a day but i got stuff to do.

ya know.

This Shit needs to melt now before i go insane with boredom.

well atleast i get to work on my nutang now

what do u guys think of my new music i put on my page i couldnt find the whole song from

the movie so this will have to do.

It was funny i when to one of my freinds houses. her name is bonnie we go way back

and we hung out for awhile and played video games and what not. And one of her

Freinds got stranded at this guys house so she said she would pick her up.

unfortunatly her driveway is very steep and she got stuck in her driveway we tried for like

1 hour but it was not moving. Her dad tried to get it out but he almost hit the garage.

i felt kinda bad because now she is stranded at her house.

but i being very smart parked on the road so i had no trouble getting on my way.

So i came home and was whent to go call someone and my phone isnt working so not only

do i have to stay home but i cant talk to people on the phone.

So now i am just talking to people on aim

ok well that was what happened to me today

Peace Out

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I'm Back
Monday. 1.5.04 10:24 am
ok so it has been awhile since i have updated my page but, my concert went well i only fucked up once. merry christmas and a happy new year!!!!!!!!! i got some stuff for my car like a new cd player and 4 new infinity speakers to replace my old ones. ok well i am in school right now so i gotsta go peace out my homie G's

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