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Ok so Dani Is number 1 to!!!!
Dani and kelly are number 1!!!!!!!!!!

see dani u are on my site
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drunkenmaster
Age. 36
Gender. Male
Ethnicity. white
Location , WA
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funny but wrong jokes
who makes more a prostitue or a crack dealer?
A prostatute because she can wash her crack and sell it again.

So this guy dies with an erection. his wife takes him to the mortician and the mortician cant fit him in the casket.... so the wife tells him to cut his dick off and shove it up his ass. at the funeral his wife looks down at him and sees a tear in his eye. she bends over and says
i told u it hurt u bastard.

how do u break a blondes nose?
put a dildo under a glass table.

For more funny jokes go to www.funny.com


KELLY
Kelly is #1

(hahahahaha i told u i would put it on my site)
Top Ten Reasons Why It Sucks To Be A Dick.
10. You've got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. You always hang around with 2 nuts.
4. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
3. Your best friend is a pussy.
2. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.

And the number one reason why it sucks to be a dick:

1. Everytime you get excited, you throw up.

Final Fantasy 10-2 pic (mybackgroundpic)
my adventures with my mom and sister
Saturday. 12.6.03 8:55 pm
ok so i spent the night at my freind scotts house, it is also my other freind bonnies house.

and at 10:30 my sister called and said we are getting our tree early in the morning tommorow so i was like great.

so we watch charies angels 2(worst movie in the world) then we went to sleep.
i woke up and had to leave to pick up my sister and go to my moms house.

so we get there and we leave in her car to go get our tree. we go to this forest and go search for our tree.

my mom finds her tree for her house like right away and me and my sister are having some troubles finding one. so we found 2 good choices and we picked one.

when we got it back to the car we realized it was crooked.

I was like OMFG.
but we had already cut it down so we were stuck with it.

and that is what i did today pretty much

but later at like 7 i am going to go see the last samurai (what what).

ok well look for my review of the movie tommorow.

peace
2 Comments.

hey
I heard the last samurai movie sucked. I read some of the reviews, and they were terrible lol ..... I hope you enjoy it tho ^_^
eXiled on 2003-12-07 04:12:50

yea
thats what i thought too. Actually it wasnt that bad *wink, wink* j/k. It wasnt the best movie ever because pirates of the carribean is the best and so is LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
djjester on 2003-12-07 10:53:58

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