feeling: amused
listening to: Beautiful Liar - Beyonce & Shakira

Haha yeah... Amused about the title? Well... I posted a note on Facebook a couple of days ago, and was pretty shocked at just how many comments I'd received about it (78 and counting haha XD)... Want to read what I wrote?

However, be warned, this is a very long entry! XD

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After getting back into (shoujo) manga yesterday, I have become thoroughly depressed at the prospect of not finding my "The One". FFS. I've been through half the world... he can't be hiding THAT well can he?!?!?! ¬_¬

Therefore, I have resorted to desperation and begging for help from others =D Friends! If you know any friends who are potential boyfriend quality for me, feel free to let me know! (In fact, PLEASE DO) =3

A few REQUIREMENTS though. (And this is probably what's gonna land me 'Single-For-The-Rest-Of-My-Life' status...)

—×He MUST be smarter than me. That means Straight A's/A*'s at GCSE, Straight A's at AS/A Level, doesn't work his arse off and still achieves really high grades and all that jazz. NO EXCEPTIONS.

—×He MUST be musically talented and play at least 4 different instruments (preferably some Chinese ones too) and have achieved Grade 8 on at least one of them; preferably Diploma, too. I cannot have a boyfriend who isn't as good as me at anything ¬_¬ However, I can compromise. If he only plays 3 instruments that's fine as long as he has an ABRSM Diploma in Performance in one of them. Nothing less.

—×He MUST be 175cm or taller (Yes, I know I'm short, and it's not hard to be taller than me, but just a few cm's taller is weird ¬_¬)

—×He MUST be amazing at least martial arts and basketball -- NO EXCEPTIONS!!! He HAS to be sporty. And be able to protect me. I don't want a wimpy boyfriend.

—×He MUST speak at least 3 different languages fluently And when I say 3, I mean 3 specific ones: English, Mandarin Chinese (Cantonese doesn't count) and German and also know at least some Cantonese, Japanese and preferably some Spanish too. I need to be able to communicate with this guy easily, and I love switching between languages randomly when speaking, plus I can see myself moving to different countries in the future, so languages are essential. Plus I speak those three, and therefore he must too. Again, cannot be worse than me at anything.

—×He MUST be at LEAST AS standard with his Chinese writing, and A Level standard with German, and A* GCSE+ standard English - nothing worse than me! =P

—×He MUST be able to cook. Even if it's egg fried rice--ability to cook is essential. (Okay cooking he can be a tad worse than me at XD)

—×He MUST be good-looking. I know that all depends on opinion, so send me his photo. A NICE NOSE is utterly ESSENTIAL. If I don't like his nose, that's it! =P

—×He MUST be toned/have a nice body. I don't want beer bellies and I don't want bulky either. =3

—×He MUST be good with computers-I have my own personal site and a blog, all of which is created by me (aside from some scripting help from wonderful friends <3) but I am good with a computer. And I type fast (90+ wpm - I did a typing test two yrs ago), therefore, he must too. Cannot be worse than me at anything

—×He MUST be good at ice-skating, or can at least skate backwards without any problems. =3

—×He MUST be either Chinese or Japanese (Half of any will do--Half and half is even better ;])

—×He MUST live in England.

—×He MUST NOT smoke/take drugs etc.

—×He MUST NOT have a geeky name/name that clashes with mine =3

—×He must be pretty open-minded too. Or at least be able to deal with the fact that I am obsessed with H/D (Harry/Draco Slash) fanfiction and yaoi mangas XD

Personality-wise:

He MUST be out-going, either that or the cold/cool/collected Kai-attitude type (Kai Hiwatari from Beyblade. Google it if you don't know who I mean =3) but is actually really nice deep down. I don't even mind if he's the player type. In fact, they're interesting ;) Either way, it must be him who takes the lead in this relationship.

He MUST be strong-minded.

He MUST NOT be wimpy/scaredy-cat. I need someone to take care of me, not the other way around.

He MUST NOT be clingy/needy. Clingy and close are two different things.

He MUST make an effort to meet up with me and be with me. If he doesn't or is not willing to, then no point in us being together. If he doesn't make an effort and is clingy or needy, he can eff right off cos I cba to deal with it.

He MUST be funny, or at least, can make me laugh, which, to be honest, doesn't take much ^^;;

He MUST be able to take a joke! >_>;;

He MUST NOT be abusive. He can be dominant; I like dominant, but dominant and abusive are two different matters.

He MUST be a Christian.

Others:

×Preferably likes Manga/Anime
×Preferably rich XD
×Preferably doesn't live 7 hrs away from me ¬_¬;;
×Preferably likes drama/acting
×Preferably between the ages of 17 and 23

Ah... I drew an 'ideal bishie' last year (ignore the age--I was only 16 then)... you can have a look... but I seem to have altered and added since then XD (Click the image to view full-sized version)

List might increase... That's all I can think of on the spot ^_^

Oh yes... For those of you who don't know me very well, you might be thinking 'so, what qualities do you have to deserve a guy like that?' Well... not many, really ^^;; But still. I've never had any troubles getting a guy I like to like me back so far, so~~~ XD

But yeah, most of those are based on me (non-personality wise ones) anyways [i.e. I got straight A*/A's at GCSE even though I only had 1 yr to do them all in, I also got a Chinese AS already, soon-to-be fluent in German, currently doing Piano Diploma in Performance--already passed Grade 8 last year, play 5 instruments in total blah blah]. Except maybe the sports/nice body one ^^;; But anyways XD

If any of you know any guy like that -- and yes, it must be a guy, please let me know! XD

Hehe or you could just find me a real-life Takashima Kei (refer to Special A manga)~~~ XDDD Cept without a Hikari =_=;;

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Haha... Unfortunately, the most I've had is only a bunch of "OMW Crystina WTF?!", "I really hope you're joking" and "Good luck o_O;;"s... which is a bit disappointing... doesn't any of my friends know a guy like that? TT_TT

Do any of you know a guy like that you can introduce me to? XDDD

I think I might have to resort to finding Chinese guys in Germany... o_o;;

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L8r,

feeling: bleuuurgh. =3
watching: nada

Also! Ich versuche, ein bißchen auf Deutsch schreiben. Wenn du nich nichts verstanden... er... ist es vermutlich wegen meine schlechte Deutsch x_x;;

Sowieso~ Heute muß ich arbeiten. Sehr viel. Ich habe so viel Schularbeit, daß es nicht eben lustig ist! Gestern habe ich den Kalendar aktualisiert, also kannst du sehen, alle die Prüfung, die ich noch haben gelassen...

SO VIELE, ja?! UGH. Töten mich ;_;

Ich habe auch IRC gestern downloadet... und ich verstehen es nicht. Es ist so hart! >_<;; Es ist so hart! Aber die meisten Leute, wer verwendetet zu es sind, denken so nicht. Wann werde es mich sein? x_x;;

Gestern habe ich auch eine neues Manga downloadet! Heiße 'Special A' -- es ist sooo gut! *_* Ich liebe das Manga! <3 Es ist bei Entropy scanlatet (? scanlated... what's the word in German? ^^;; x_x) aber leider ist es auch ...licensed? ^^;;

Thus ends my German cos my brain is beginning to hurt x_x;; Anyways... Special A!!! Wuu... Does anyone know where to get the raws? TT_TT Chinese raws would be best, although I wouldn't mind flicking through a thousand dictionaries if there was a German or Japanese one that I could get my hands on x_x;;

OKAY! I gotta work... ^^;; Ja ne, minna~

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L8r,

feeling: sooo excited!
watching: my new video =3

Ohhhh my word!!! My German Exchange Partner just called me!!!!!! Ohhh my word I actually cannot wait to go to Germany!!! Oooooooh my word she sounds so cool!!! =DDD

She'd actually written me an email about 5 days ago apparently, but I hadn't received any emails from her? x_x;;

I dunno... bleh. My emails are weird now... maybe it got filtered into spam by accident??? But surely it shouldn't have, and if it did, I would have noticed cos I had a look at all the spam message subjects and who they were from etc, so... bleh oh well!

Anyways! We had a really nice discussion! =D Hehe and I'm actually looking forward to this exchange SO much! Why? Let's just say... I love her already! XD She's a year younger than me though, bless <333 And darnit! Her English is sooo good it's not fair!!! When will my German get so good? TT_TT

But honestly, though, hehe she sounds sooo cool *_* Woo! The perfect exchange partner to have! I'm thanking God so much! <333 He's so good to me! ^_^

Ah! I also uploaded a new video =] Description and video on my personal site ^_^

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L8r,

feeling: hmmm! =3
chatting to: Pandi

Oooh. Lookie... another new layout XD And yes, I have actually named this one 'Random'... cos it is actually very, very random =3 Well, actually, it was just me drooling over the brushes from -->Hybrid Genesis<-- so was experimenting...

It turned out blobby-ful but I didn't think it looked that bad actually =3

I might make some other edits to it and change the banner in a few days, but I really can't be bothered right now.

ANYWAYS! Omw... The past few days have been... UGH.

Basically, on Monday, I had my C2 maths exam, which, by the way, I know I've failed, because I just found it so hard it wasn't even funny! Seriously I almost cried in the exam.

It was so blinking long too!!! ARRRGHHHH! >_<;; I was really pressed for time to finish it. As it goes, I know I've lost loads of marks because even though I tried to answer all the questions, I know I didn't get the right answer because loads of them were proofs and I couldn't prove that x equalled y (x and y being different equations, obviously)

I actually didn't revise that much for the exam because I became hooked on making a new layout for my -->personal site<--, but I realised once I got in there, even if I had revised my arse off, it still wouldn't have helped much.

Then I had 2 General Studies exams in the afternoon. They weren't that bad. Well, honestly, they weren't bad at all, because I don't actually care about General Studies so just chatting about whatever and reaaally didn't give a hoot. Then the maths part of General Studies came up... and I was almost crying with laughter in the exam... It was so easy... XD

Then yesterday, I had 3 German exams: reading, writing and listening. Actually, the reading and listening weren't that hard! Even if I didn't fully understand the question I could still make an educated guess, but... the writing! Oh gosh.

Let me just explain: at AS standard German (my standard) writing exam is an essay. You must write continously in German for 1 hr on either one of two set questions from one topic, and relate it to Germany. I was very prepared to write about the environment topic, since it was the one I'd learnt the most and I knew loads of facts and stats about Germany on that topic.

I got in, and didn't even understand the question. Well, there were two, but one I knew was based purely on "Öffentliche Verkehrsmitteln", which is like... public transport and pollution and stuff... and it's too narrow a topic to write about... but the other question... gosh... I couldn't understand the two main verbs in it... >_<;;

As it goes, I ended up writing everything I knew about the environment, completely generalising and adding some random phrases in that I prayed was answering the question... I found out the question meant "What difficulties do German people have with the problems of environment? And what do you think is their greatest strength?"

Praise be to God! I managed to write something relating to that... Fingers crossed I wont fail! >_<;;

Anyways... today, I just didn't work. Half term starts on Friday, thank God. Seriously I'm so unprepared for the rest of my exams it's not even funny. Sigh...

Anyways!!! What do you guys think of this new layout? ^_^ Ah! And please visit my -->personal site<-- too and leave a glomp/comment about what you think of that new layout too~! It's a very simple one, I guess I had designer's block, but I desperately wanted an iframe layout, so made one XD

I'll make another JJ one soon XD

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L8r,

feeling: lazy
watching: YTTLJ~

Okies! Yes, I know I said I'd be posting more pieces that my daddy and I played together, but I haven't had time to upload them yet =/ Might do it some time next week, we'll see ^^;;

But, to make up for it... I've made the not-too-long-awaited Bento #019! XD This one's quite different from the others actually, as you will probably be able to tell...

No bottom tiers. Both are top tiers - one for my sister, one for me =] The pink one is for her. She likes it more decorative otherwise she probably wouldn't eat it all, so I made it more decorative for her XD

Pink: Vegetables fried rice with furikake, cucumbers and salmon slices ^_^
Red: Pure vegetable fried rice. Well, with some furikake. Which I am now obsessed with =P

Heh heh... you guys must be surprised why I suddenly made another bento on a Saturday, right? ^^;; It's cos I promised my parents to start learning to cook *properly* now... So I'm in charge of all the meals at the weekend =3

Expect another bento next Saturday... maybe XD

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L8r,