Friday. 5.23.08 8:24 am Comment! (1) | Recommend! | Rate! ~BBB, the ruler and master of the NWF. I am the winner of the 1st NWF tournament, because I say so, and there is absolutely nothing you inferior weaker nutangers that oppose me can do about it!!!! The B.B. here bitches!!!! Monday, October 4, 2004 watching: the internet
listening to: Project Deadman- Self Inflicted
mood: Evil....
What's up? It's the Boney bastard, and I'm invading nutang! I have already invaded XANGA and this site will be next to fall. If U are looking at my profile pic, and U can't figure out which chris I am, than your just S.O.L.! And if you think that I am refering to the tests, and you are from Virginia, than U aren't that bright, are you? But anyways, thanks to DarkDragonKnight for telling about the site, and be sure to check my XANGA as well. I would put a chatterbox up on nutang, but I think 1 is enough 4 now, so if U want to chatter, carry Ur ass over to my xanga! That's all I'm posting here for now, so I'll see yaw people later! And sign my gestbook bitches!!! Matter of fact, leave a comment on this post!! I even left this post open so yall xanga people can post something as well!! And check out my updated profile as well! Comment! (3) | Recommend! | Rate! ~BBB, the ruler and master of the NWF. I am the winner of the 1st NWF tournament, because I say so, and there is absolutely nothing you inferior weaker nutangers that oppose me can do about it!!!! Wednesday. 10.6.04 4:00 am Comment! (5) | Recommend! | Rate! ~BBB, the ruler and master of the NWF. I am the winner of the 1st NWF tournament, because I say so, and there is absolutely nothing you inferior weaker nutangers that oppose me can do about it!!!! libary interenet sucks ass... Monday. 7.17.06 5:13 pm hopefully I'll have time 4 a real post soon.... but I'm gonna start off a pp post.. .but I'm gonna make it so the xml thingy doesn't show it.. .so its blank at the monment...
Courtesy of www.dcist.com.....
"D.C. has a lot of important people going to a lot of important places. However, unless your vehicle has flashing lights and sirens on it, a pedestrians life and/or safety is actually more important than where youre going. With that in mind, DCist hereby announces the following rules for Militant Pedestrians, effective immediately:
1. If, when stopped at a red light, your car is anywhere in the crosswalk, pedestrians are allowed to trample over your car. Female pedestrians should feel free to change out of their commuter shoes and back into their stiletto heels before trampling the car.
2. If you honk at a pedestrian when said pedestrian clearly has the right of way, (this means YOU, drivers who ignore the sign that says Yield to Pedestrians When Turning" in 2 inch block letters at 16th and U St. NW!), the pedestrian may stand in the middle of the intersection in front of your car for an amount of time to be determined him or her, blocking your progress while laughing at your hapless state of powerlessness. Other passersby may also feel free to point and mock you.
3. If you are pulling out of a parking garage and you block the sidewalk so that a pedestrian must either wait for you or be forced into oncoming traffic, you will be sentenced to do community service by leading a family of Midwestern tourists on a Segway Tour of the monuments in the middle of the day during the July heat wave.
4. If you ignore the red lights in the middle of a traffic circle, simply because they are traffic circles and you think youre only inconveniencing pedestrians, you will be banished to a moldy church basement for the afternoon while your car is immobilized by illegal double parkers for the remaineder of the day.
5. If you drive your motorcycle/scooter on the sidewalk, pedestrians can feel free to jam a stick in the wheels and then point and laugh when you fall over.
6. If you drive too fast on narrow residential roads, the parents of that neighborhood may send their children to your house when they have not napped and are really cranly with only packets of ketchup and grape jelly to play with.
7. If you do any of the above while talking on your cell phone, you will be sentenced to ride the entire Orange Line in a Metro car with two dozen teenage girls the day after the latest episode of American Idol (OMG!).
DCist recognizes that not all traffic crimes are perpetrated by motorists. Therefore, we also offer rules 8-10:
8. If you stop for a pedestrian in a crosswalk, the pedestrian must cross reasonably quickly. Giving you the courtesy wave is optional, but encouraged to reinforce your good behavior.
9. If an oblivious pedestrian has stepped too far into a lane where you have the right of way, your passenger is allowed to roll down his window and yank those ridiculous iPod ear buds out of the pedestrians ears. Extra points if he has the dexterity to actually gank the iPod, in which case he is entitled to keep it. If you disapprove of the music selection, you are allowed to find the pedestrian and harass her for her poor taste in music.
10. If a pedestrian crosses against the light and flips you off, you are allowed to forcibly remove her middle finger and use it at your office as a trophy to scare new employees.
DCist is confident that if these rules are followed and enforced, pedestrian-motorist relations will significantly improve."
Kel Mitchell, otherwise known as Kel Kimble in the hit TV show 'Kenan & Kell' died on Sunday night at his home in LA. The reason for his death is currently unknown.
Kel Mitchell was in other productions after 'Kenan & Kel' such as
The Power of One: The Pokemon 2000 Movie Special
Good Burger, which produced many famous quotes including the famously used
"Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger! Can I take your order? "
Kell Mitchell, leaves behind 2 children names Allure and Lyric, and his wife Tyisha Hampton.
Please repost this in a bulletin and show your support for a much loved figure of TV culture. Repost with the title R.I.P. Hopefully Kel will be remembered for his fun, and good nature...
'Who loves orange soda? Kel loves orange soda' Comment! (1) | Recommend! | Rate! ~BBB, the ruler and master of the NWF. I am the winner of the 1st NWF tournament, because I say so, and there is absolutely nothing you inferior weaker nutangers that oppose me can do about it!!!! quiz I stole, part 1 (part 2 2 be done later) Saturday. 10.23.04 10:58 am mood: Dark...
listening to: see last post
watching: whatever my roommate has it flipped on, I not really looking....
THE BASICS*~
Your Name- Chris Spencer
Nicknames- Bony Bastard, C-Murder, Christopher Colombus, and Spencer
Birthday- October 19, 1986
~*HAVE YOU??*~
Been kissed? yea, never on the lips though
Eaten an entire box of Oreos? No, not the whole box...
Been on stage? yea
Gotten in a car accident? Naw.
Death Valley on horseback? Nope.
Stayed home? sure have.
Made homemade fudge? Nope, might have 2 try 1 day...
Seen the Eiffel tower? Not face 2 face, lol?
~*FAVORITES*~
Shampoo: any 1 that works good :p
Soap: That Old spice soap is nice....
Color: Black, shadows, metallic, silver,
Day: don't know, it varies a lot.
Night: Straight from the Twiztid song; Darkness, night time
No moon in the sky tonight
Feeling like our lives been tucked away, today
Life is darkness, forever remain, and again
Band: Pretty much any1 on Psychopathic records, Tool, Orgy, etc.
Season: The Summertime
Commercial: The stupid ones that make U laugh
~*YOUR FRIENDS*~
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No.
Do you have a crush on someone: maybe.......
Do you have a best friend? Yea, I have some really good friends, including some that I have just met at Marymount a couple of months ago...
Do you rank your speed dial in order of favorite friends? NO, lol
Who's your funniest friend? Quint
Who do you go to the mall with the most? That has 2 be Pierre
Who do you e-mail the most? maybe my teachers? I don't know..
Who have you known the longest of your friends? Defintely Quint.
Who's the loudest? Maybe Lauren? That the loudest one from Marymount anyways.....
Who's the shyest? Ummmmm, I really can't figure out who that would be...... um..........next question....
Whose parents do you know the best? That's betwween Pierre and Quint
Who do you go to for advice? I don't really ask 4 it ..
Who knows all your secrets? Probably no one :)
Who do you get the most surveys from? Quint so far
Who are you jealous of? I'm not jealous of any 1, wouldn't want 2 be
Who do you cry with? myself....
What is your usual quote? Something about elbowing someone :P!!
Ok, there U go. The rest of this quiz will be filled out at a later date... Was up laying games, still have not been assleep yet tonight, was up with Lauren, my roommate, Mytear, and Brandon playing Wrestlemania XIX, or in Lauren's case, my Pokemon Sapphire version.
Don't have much else 2 say. I may make an xanga post or something, so check it out, and SIGN MY CHATTERBOX!!!! Before I go, I got 1 thing 2 say: Unkonwn person on Diana's xanga, GO FUCK YOURSELF, U piece of shit, why don't U just go and kill yourself!!
The comments are wide open on this post, so U don't have 2 be a member 2 poat a comment. Peace every1!! Comment! (2) | Recommend! | Rate! ~BBB, the ruler and master of the NWF. I am the winner of the 1st NWF tournament, because I say so, and there is absolutely nothing you inferior weaker nutangers that oppose me can do about it!!!! Crooked Preacher Killers!!!! Wednesday. 7.20.05 12:50 am Well, I'm supposed 2 be working in like 24 hours, so we'll see what happens there...........
That DarkDragonKnight boy had stopped by for a bit, and I went out 2 the Chinese restaruant with my mom earlier...
otherwise, its not much of anything going on
Damn, my computer does not have a screenshot thingy, so I'll guess I'll try 2 get one with my cell phone of the toolbar, we'll see how that works out, hopefully I can get it 2 come out good....
yea and U wanted 2 know where the CPK in my nutang/xanga screename came from? (both are the same, expect I switched around the "e" and "o" in this one) Well this is the song right here!! Its a song about killing off crooked preachers!!!!!! Just look:
(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Stop it!
(Preacher)
Go he to all the world and preach my gospel onto every preacher go he into all the world
(Violent J)
I walked into the church dressed up, as an alter boy
I seen a preacher he said' "lil boy I'mma teach ya"
Put his hand on my shoulder, felt the claw of the beast
I never thought it'd be so fuckin easy murdering a priest
We went into the confession booth, he took off his clothes
And cut some yay right on his bible top and ooted his nose
I jammed a butcher's knife, 12 inches into his gut
He looked me right into my eyes while I was yankin' it up
Preacher killas
(Chorus)
Crooked preacher killas (stop it)
Crooked preacher killas (I gotta bloody em up)
Crooked preacher killas (stop it)
Crooked preacher killas
(Shaggy 2 Dope)
I walked into the sermon strapped with an iron crowbar
I'll beat a nun into a bloody stew, in the trunk of my car
How the fuck she got fake titties and pussy ring?! BULLSHIT!
She sucked the preachers dick in the pulpit
I know the goin's on
I've witnessed it with pushin my mop
And blood gushin non-stop when hatchet go chop
I ain't no fuckin holy roller
I'm outta control-a
Face painted fuckin preacher killas gone off they yola
(Chorus)
Crooked preacher killas (cola)
Crooked preacher killas (I gotta bloody em up)
Crooked preacher killas (stop it)
Crooked preacher killas
(Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J)
We shootin for the preacher, fuck!
I missed and hit the reverend
But it doesn't matter though they say he's goin' to heaven
And then I shot for the preacher, I blew his ear off
We in the balcony bustin, gone off PCP and Smirnoff
Shot again, I missed and hit someone in the choir
They fell back into the candle rack and caught the place on fire
I shot again, I finally caught the preacher in his dome
And then we put our barrels to eachother's heads and took it home
Crooked preacher killas (stop it)
Crooked preacher killas (I gotta bloody em up)
Crooked preacher killas (stop it)
Crooked preacher killas (Leave the fuckin kids alone!)
Crooked preacher killas (faggots!)
Crooked preacher killas (I gotta bloody em up)
Crooked preacher killas (stop it)
Crooked preacher killas (i gotta bloody em up)
Hell...is a real place
Hell!
He-He-HELL!
Hell!
Hell!
Hell!
NICE SONG, ISN'T???
and it came off of this CD:
Every1 here should defintely pick it up!!!
Foo fighters are allright, but get this CD instead, lol
okie, I'm out!
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