hopefully I'll have time 4 a real post soon.... but I'm gonna start off a pp post.. .but I'm gonna make it so the xml thingy doesn't show it.. .so its blank at the monment...


Courtesy of www.dcist.com.....

"D.C. has a lot of important people going to a lot of important places. However, unless your vehicle has flashing lights and sirens on it, a pedestrians life and/or safety is actually more important than where youre going. With that in mind, DCist hereby announces the following rules for Militant Pedestrians, effective immediately:

1. If, when stopped at a red light, your car is anywhere in the crosswalk, pedestrians are allowed to trample over your car. Female pedestrians should feel free to change out of their commuter shoes and back into their stiletto heels before trampling the car.

2. If you honk at a pedestrian when said pedestrian clearly has the right of way, (this means YOU, drivers who ignore the sign that says Yield to Pedestrians When Turning" in 2 inch block letters at 16th and U St. NW!), the pedestrian may stand in the middle of the intersection in front of your car for an amount of time to be determined him or her, blocking your progress while laughing at your hapless state of powerlessness. Other passersby may also feel free to point and mock you.

3. If you are pulling out of a parking garage and you block the sidewalk so that a pedestrian must either wait for you or be forced into oncoming traffic, you will be sentenced to do community service by leading a family of Midwestern tourists on a Segway Tour of the monuments in the middle of the day during the July heat wave.

4. If you ignore the red lights in the middle of a traffic circle, simply because they are traffic circles and you think youre only inconveniencing pedestrians, you will be banished to a moldy church basement for the afternoon while your car is immobilized by illegal double parkers for the remaineder of the day.

5. If you drive your motorcycle/scooter on the sidewalk, pedestrians can feel free to jam a stick in the wheels and then point and laugh when you fall over.

6. If you drive too fast on narrow residential roads, the parents of that neighborhood may send their children to your house when they have not napped and are really cranly with only packets of ketchup and grape jelly to play with.

7. If you do any of the above while talking on your cell phone, you will be sentenced to ride the entire Orange Line in a Metro car with two dozen teenage girls the day after the latest episode of American Idol (OMG!).

DCist recognizes that not all traffic crimes are perpetrated by motorists. Therefore, we also offer rules 8-10:

8. If you stop for a pedestrian in a crosswalk, the pedestrian must cross reasonably quickly. Giving you the courtesy wave is optional, but encouraged to reinforce your good behavior.

9. If an oblivious pedestrian has stepped too far into a lane where you have the right of way, your passenger is allowed to roll down his window and yank those ridiculous iPod ear buds out of the pedestrians ears. Extra points if he has the dexterity to actually gank the iPod, in which case he is entitled to keep it. If you disapprove of the music selection, you are allowed to find the pedestrian and harass her for her poor taste in music.

10. If a pedestrian crosses against the light and flips you off, you are allowed to forcibly remove her middle finger and use it at your office as a trophy to scare new employees.

DCist is confident that if these rules are followed and enforced, pedestrian-motorist relations will significantly improve."


Kel Mitchell, otherwise known as Kel Kimble in the hit TV show 'Kenan & Kell' died on Sunday night at his home in LA. The reason for his death is currently unknown.

Kel Mitchell was in other productions after 'Kenan & Kel' such as

The Power of One: The Pokemon 2000 Movie Special
Good Burger, which produced many famous quotes including the famously used

"Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger! Can I take your order? "

Kell Mitchell, leaves behind 2 children names Allure and Lyric, and his wife Tyisha Hampton.

Please repost this in a bulletin and show your support for a much loved figure of TV culture. Repost with the title R.I.P. Hopefully Kel will be remembered for his fun, and good nature...

'Who loves orange soda? Kel loves orange soda'

Kel was great... my favorite all that cast member
» Dilated on 2006-07-18 12:57:03

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